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Katrina Oniseki

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EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« on: 18 Aug 2012, 23:27 »

John Revenent waited. The stargates above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were pirates in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Gariushi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space pilots for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY pirates"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the I-RED he knew there were pirates.

"This is Mens" the radio crackered. "You must fight the pirates!"

So John gotted his palsma laser and blew up the cyno.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the pirates

"I will shoot at him" said the caracal and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the server fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the pirates" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the pirates"
And then John was a zombie.

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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #1 on: 18 Aug 2012, 23:55 »

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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #2 on: 19 Aug 2012, 00:20 »

This shouldn't still be funny, but dear God, I laughed.
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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #3 on: 19 Aug 2012, 01:41 »

/o\

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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #4 on: 19 Aug 2012, 18:14 »

This shouldn't still be funny, but dear God, I laughed.

I had to dig it up for him. Laughed then still laughing now.
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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #5 on: 30 Jun 2013, 20:49 »



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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #6 on: 01 Jul 2013, 04:16 »

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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #7 on: 01 Jul 2013, 06:32 »

I read this like a Half-Life 2: Full Life Consequences sequence, poor punctuation and all.

Eve-Life 3: Evil Life Consequences
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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #8 on: 01 Jul 2013, 06:35 »

Dafuq I just read... you I-RED types sure know how to have fun.   :lol:
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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #9 on: 01 Jul 2013, 08:38 »

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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #11 on: 04 Feb 2015, 17:26 »

Spehs Mareens...
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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #12 on: 04 Feb 2015, 17:40 »

He had a good reading voice  8) funny indead  :lol:
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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #13 on: 04 Feb 2015, 17:45 »

I didn't know what was going on three years ago, and I still don't know what's going on now.
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Re: EVE 3: Repercussions of Evil
« Reply #14 on: 04 Feb 2015, 18:00 »

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