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[hellgremlin]

... and how to fucking murder it.

I am about to embark upon an experiment. It may well lead nowhere. It may also punch a hole in a certain frustrating fourth wall. Random post by a drunk Eve player, or terrible insight into the game hidden behind many layers of shadow? You decide.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1812897&#post1812897

Laugh at the madman, or play along... best do it before he sobers up

[Graelyn]

Thanks for this. 

I anticipate True Destruction.

[Casiella]

I love it when Istvaan drunk poasts.

Also, I always assume Istvaan is drunk.

[hellgremlin]

The player behind Istvaan is also quite drunk, but luckily capable of proper spelling regardless

[Graelyn]

The player behind Graelyn is stoooooned.

So, I've got that goin' for me. Which is nice.

[hellgremlin]

I kinda wish that all the players who played "infested" characters in the past, would make a comeback in this thread. Like Nikilaiki, and the rogue drone RPers I hung out with for a bit. I am currently very fascinated with the idea of rampant infomorphs taking over helpless New Eden meatsacks.

One can dream :p

[Casiella]

Yes, I meant Istvaan-p too.

Seriously, I always assume he's drunk.

[hellgremlin]

Just so y'all know, this is a limited time experiment. When Istvaan sobers up, he will probably delete all the posts he made

[Safai]

I am fucking loving this

[hellgremlin]

Oh yeah... I should mention that I'm totally bastardizing Babylon 5 here.

Remember how Londo Mollari could only speak freely when he was drunk, because his Keeper got drunk and went to sleep?

(Only B5 fans will get this)

(edit: B5 fans, and people who've read Empyrean Age. Same idea.)

[Reyd Karris]

Nikilaiki

I might be convinced to return.

Persuade me. 

[hellgremlin]

I miss you, baby. I think you may have unique insights. Elaborate on them. Extensively. Extensively enough that anything you write is *better* than CCP. I know this capacity resides within you. I know it's just itching to be unleashed.

Somehow, I have a feeling that whatever we write during this experiment will become official CCP canon.

(one day, anyway)

[Reyd Karris]

Heh, have to pass it by the wife, but I may indeed return.

[Katrina Oniseki]

I SHALL HEREBY RENAME NEW CALDARI TO NEW KATDARI. IT IS CANON.

[Reyd Karris]

I fully endorse the above statement.