Welp, gotten all the wheelbolts replaced. Damn that was a lot of work on this car. Had to basically take apart both front hubs on the damn thing. Kissed the right asscheeks and got room at a fully stocked service garage nearby with the right tools. Tools required: A variety of cups and wrenches, the right kind of tongs, screwdrivers of various sizes, one huge (55mm) cup and wrench, a chisel and two massive hammers. One rubber hammer. The process:
Had to take off the brake caliper, the breakpads and so on. Remove a bunch of nuts and locking discs. This is where the hammer comes in, as you beat the everloving shit out of the outer hub to loosen the coned locking rings. Once all this is done, you've barely scratched the surface as it turns out you can only now remove the outer part of the hub. Then there's another locking ring, another nut, a locking tin, another nut and another locking tin. (And to do this, you need that one giant 55mm cup which is expensive as fuck.) After all this you can finally get out the hub and brake disc. Then there's
another six bolts to remove, so you can split the hub using a chisel, a hammer and a lot of RAEG!
Only after all this you can start hammering out the wheel bolts and insert the new ones, once more using a hammer and a fuckton of RAEG to pull it off. After that, cleaning everything, then dirtying it all up again with bearing grease, assemble in reverse order. A crapton of work and raeg all for six little wheelbolts. Not to mention all the adjusting you'll have to do to make sure the wheel still spins as it should without being too loose or too tight.
EDIT: Adding a split blueprint to illustrate the sheer amount of fiddlybits that needs fiddling:
Split Blueprint.
On the rear wheels it's easier. Shit will still stick like hell and need copious amounts of RAEG and HAMMER, but there's much less in the 'bits that need to come off' department. If you do this thing, always remember to bleed the brakes afterwards, or you're fucked.
Oh, and discovered I'm going to have to buy new brake pads. Never taken apart a brake caliper before, so that'll be interesting.
Anyone else done any mechanic work lately?