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Solecist Project > <url=showinfo:1373//94788372>Reman Broder</url> I heard that before
Solecist Project > then he cheated on me that asshole.
Solecist Project > but the best part about that was
Solecist Project > THAT HE FUCKING MAILED ME WHEN HE DID IT
Solecist Project > TELLING ME THAT HE DID IT
Solecist Project > AND NOBODY FUCKING CARES AND HE HAS LOTS OF FRIENDS AND IT'S ALL OKAY
Solecist Project > NOBODY GIVES A DAMN FUCK
Solecist Project > *dramaqueen*
Lahnius > then hes not worth shit
Solecist Project > Some day ... that big fat karmabomb will drop right onto him ...
Solecist Project > because eventually he'll make a mistkae
Solecist Project > and I'll have the whole fucking cluster grief him away.
Solecist Project >
Reman Broder > Vengence shall be ours little one
Reman Broder > or big one
Maikko Tastalahtien > I have seen you before
Maikko Tastalahtien > Solecist, you have lived here for a while?
Maikko Tastalahtien > What's all the commotion about by the way
Reman Broder > Lahnius refuses to accept my love
Maikko Tastalahtien > I see sir
Maikko Tastalahtien > Always hard to deal with rejection
Reman Broder > and I think he has blocked me now
Maikko Tastalahtien > I remember that from door-to-door
Maikko Tastalahtien > Nobody wanted to by used quafe cans anyway
Maikko Tastalahtien > Sure the focus of your affections is in to same-gender relations?
Reman Broder > He started a war with the corps but the only war I care about is the war for his heart
Maikko Tastalahtien > Of course sir
Fernando Shouna > <url=contract:30002053//85447363>[WTS] Grail Beta Implant</url>
Maikko Tastalahtien > Sometimes clients need to be eased in to hard decisions sir
Reman Broder > But now he has blocked (Not sure but likely) I will endevour to forget about him and move on
Maikko Tastalahtien > /emote nods
Maikko Tastalahtien > Expensive gifts usually work
Reman Broder > I wrote him a poem and he didnt even reply!
Reman Broder > A POEM DAMN IT
Maikko Tastalahtien > It communicates that you are able to put bacon on the table sir
Maikko Tastalahtien > Poems usually don't pay sir
Maikko Tastalahtien > Maybe a limerick will work better
Fernando Shouna > <url=contract:30002053//85447363>[WTS] Grail Beta Implant</url>
Maikko Tastalahtien > Jeez talk about a convo killer
Maikko Tastalahtien > These implants are not relevant sir
Reman Broder > We are talking about eve love damn it#
Maikko Tastalahtien > Who wants extra radar sensor strength in minmatar space anyway
Reman Broder > I miss his smack talk
Maikko Tastalahtien > Sir I think you need to hire someone to communicate with your lover
Maikko Tastalahtien > Pay me 1m isk a day and I'll send him a complement in the mail
Maikko Tastalahtien > 'I just wrote to say he loves you'
Maikko Tastalahtien > Things like that
Maikko Tastalahtien > Would melt a man's heart
Reman Broder > I dont think he has a heart
Maikko Tastalahtien > We then his liver
Fernando Shouna > <url=contract:30002053//85447363>[WTS] Grail Beta Implant</url>
Maikko Tastalahtien > something will melt
Reman Broder > To not indulge in casual back and forth smack talk between crops
Reman Broder > corps*
Maikko Tastalahtien > Try the laid back approach sir
Maikko Tastalahtien > Say you won't smack on first date
Reman Broder > I only spank on a first date thank you very much
Maikko Tastalahtien > Have you considered giving him an affectionate name to refer to you with?
Maikko Tastalahtien > I mean, Reman Broder is a bit of a toughguy name
Maikko Tastalahtien > Try signing your name with 'cuddles'
Maikko Tastalahtien > Make things a bit more relaxed and intimate
Solecist Project > lol
Solecist Project > that comment, combined with your awesome face ...
Solecist Project > like, seriously, awesome face. manly and mature as fuck.
Lucifa > <url=showinfo:1379//930617425>Black Ace</url> yo
Solecist Project > it's like ... when you wrote that... you look down to a little boy.
Maikko Tastalahtien > Anyway sir
Reman Broder > Its like getting dating advice from a serial rapist
Cupcake1980 Mernher > sooo sad
Maikko Tastalahtien > I have things to tend to
Fernando Shouna > <url=contract:30002053//85447363>[WTS] Grail Beta Implant</url>
Maikko Tastalahtien > Message me for more advice
Maikko Tastalahtien > o/
Solecist Project >
Reman Broder > lol thanks dad
Solecist Project > this guy made my day
Solecist Project > xD
Reman Broder > I mean Maikko
Solecist Project > lol aweosme
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