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Ciarente

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Re: Pocketbook of EVE Funnies
« Reply #15 on: 02 Aug 2012, 10:31 »

Silver Night > 'Incorporated' - Fourth most common word in the titles of Caldari pornos c/d?
Kohiko Sun > Caldari porn, where LTD takes new meaning.
Ciarente > I'm just imagining an underground market for holos of corporate governance regulation being read by scantily clad Achura.
Kohiko Sun > That's not underground. That's the NOH Business Report.
Gottii > third most common phrase is "injection of capital"
Ciarente > Most Caldari pornos have "inflationary effect" somewhere in the blurb
Gottii > "hard assets" is the number one blurb however
Gottii > "Hard Assets Incorporated: The Inflationary Effect"
Kohiko Sun > "Watch as these vixens get on top of the corporate ladder by keeping tight bottom lines."
Gottii > "Hard Assets Incorporated II: The Market Spike"
Mathias Haerin > I'm being sandwiched by Freighters.
Tiger Phoenix > in what?
Silver Night > Also a caldari porno
Kohiko Sun > "Feel the pulse-throbbing action in 'Two Badgers, One Charon'."
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Re: Pocketbook of EVE Funnies
« Reply #16 on: 02 Aug 2012, 12:54 »

So I pulled this old one from the Naraka forums quote thread. It's so old, it's from before I started playing!

" Mortis Tyrathlion > I know that if you leave a stabber and a typhoon in the same hangar, you get bursts."
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Re: Pocketbook of EVE Funnies
« Reply #17 on: 02 Aug 2012, 16:38 »

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Morwen Lagann

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Re: Pocketbook of EVE Funnies
« Reply #18 on: 12 Aug 2012, 14:37 »

[20:35:39] Esna Pitoojee > /emote finally gives up, trains Thermodynamics.
[20:35:56] Morwen Lagann > you mean you didn't have it already?
[20:36:02] Esna Pitoojee > Newp.
[20:36:02] Morwen Lagann > jesus christ failtoojee :|
[20:36:20] Esna Pitoojee > How did you not know this? xD
[20:36:42] Morwen Lagann > I ASSUMED YOU WERE AN AT LEAST HALFWAY INTELLIGENT PVPER
[20:37:04] Esna Pitoojee > xD
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Morwen's Law:
1) The number of capsuleer women who are bisexual is greater than the number who are lesbian.
2) Most of the former group appear lesbian due to a lack of suitable male partners to go around.
3) The lack of suitable male partners can be summed up in most cases thusly: interested, worth the air they breathe, available; pick two.

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Re: Pocketbook of EVE Funnies
« Reply #19 on: 12 Aug 2012, 19:12 »

Jade Constantine > ISD is hungry for news
Jade Constantine > well one thing to realize about these news leaderrs
Jade Constantine > is that you have (as a player) absolutely no control over how its presented
Jade Constantine > I've given interviews of 2000 words to these guys
Jade Constantine > and seen one line quoted
Bacchanalian > So even ISD say "TL:DR" to Jade then


Bacchanalian > when someone put down a TCU in some random system in Delve or something for April Fools last year, we had an epic shitstorm of "what the fuck is this sov shit" in alliance mail
Bacchanalian > and had at least two STIM members actually drop roles until people realized it was April 1st and a massive troll (one of the best pranks I've seen played in a while actually).
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Ember Vykos

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Re: Pocketbook of EVE Funnies
« Reply #20 on: 14 Aug 2012, 01:16 »


Gottii > [03:54:56] Ava Starfire > I like my boobs.   Was about to bio this until i saw the "t"

Math'ra Hiede > Rahi : Amarrian loyalism is relatively easy
Math'ra Hiede > Every other race (bar Khanid) is inferiour, annoying.
Math'ra Hiede > And by God its your sworn duty to SHOOT PEOPLE WITH LAZERS

Daniel L'Siata > EVE players are a special breed of weird as hell.
Yskari > should be a saying tbh.
Yskari > 'I'm not normal and I'll abuse that fact gratefully'

Leopold Caine > My Little Pony has more antagonism and grittyness than eve sometimes.

Kybernetes Moros > And then Simca was EoM. This just in: Tibus Heth lookalike John Revenent implicated in EoM conspiracy; does the Caldari menace know no bounds?
John Revenent > I dont look like heth

Koronakesh > Unit XS365BT said:
Koronakesh - EoM follower, Remarkably friendly considering that

Leopold Caine > If there's a single way in eve to RP a pinata, it's fitting a cyno to a hauler

FlamingManiac > so who the fuck are these kids and why do they think they can fuck with us

Gared Kain > Nope, He was not made to be a Mortal being, But rather a flesh covered deposit only ATM Holding a AK-47.

Leopold Caine > :pinkie pie mode engaged:
Leopold Caine > Disregard rumours, acquire party.


John Revenent > Why do people run from me =(
Simca Develon > cause your middle name is fucking

Boma Airaken > rainbow puts the pwn in pwny

Jacob Padecain > let me get this straight
Jacob Padecain > i fapped
Jacob Padecain > to a dude?

Verone > that's like asking the passengers on the short bus to keep the windows dry, tbh

Synthetic Cultist > It is Simple. You Construct the Additional Human in your Interior, then it is Deployed. You are now a Mother. A Straightforward Process
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Graelyn

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Re: Pocketbook of EVE Funnies
« Reply #21 on: 14 Aug 2012, 16:11 »

Synthetic Cultist > It is Simple. You Construct the Additional Human in your Interior, then it is Deployed. You are now a Mother. A Straightforward Process

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