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Title: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Cmdr Baxter on 25 Sep 2012, 01:11
I'd like to thank "Team Sansha!" for finally, finally, achieving that moment we've dreaded for so long. Merging Twilight and Eve Online. Everyone opposed to Nation can now be secure in our masculinity while we revel in the disclosure that you apparently have a "sparkle implant." This will, of course, give us the strength to fight on I'm sure. But because I can't possibly do this justice in any other way, I present the edited transcript of this shocking revelation.

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[06:32:41] Cmdr Baxter > Actually this is to any Nation folks. Your little Akai Juugatsu thing .... did you mean to borrow the name from a Twilight-ish fanfic, or was that just accidental?
[06:32:55] Gottii > lol
[06:32:56] Gottii > what
[06:32:57] Gottii > ?
[06:33:31] Vivian Xadi > Oh damn, you're right.
[06:33:44] Ghost Hunter > eh
[06:33:53] Cmdr Baxter > Exhibit #1: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=157101&find=unread
[06:34:04] Cmdr Baxter > Exhibit #2: http://quizilla.teennick.com/stories/7501638/akai-juugatsu-ame-hizumi-one-shot-for-miyavi04
[06:35:24] Ghost Hunter > !
[06:35:26] Cmdr Baxter > Someone on your side of the house getting more comfortable with themselves?
[06:35:38] Gottii > This is likely the Printers doing
[06:36:32] Drake Arson > Ghost, you dun ****ed up.
[06:38:34] Cmdr Baxter > This is epic. Does Sansha also sparkle?
[06:38:55] Vivian Xadi > Only Sansha's enemies can sparkle like that.
[06:39:03] Drake Arson > /emote quits Sansha
[06:39:05] Gottii > Ghost so sparkles
[06:39:18] Gottii We always thought Ghost was from True Blood, but now we know
[06:39:40] Gottii > Can I play a werewolf who wears jorts?
[06:39:53] Degen Sankriga > You can play a NyanWolf.
[06:39:54] Cmdr Baxter > Just to think: everyone who googles "Akai Juugatsu" is going to find that as search result #2 on the entire internet.
[06:40:00] Alikan Telikosi > ....
[06:40:23] Gottii > If we click it enough, it will be number 1!
[06:40:30] Alikan Telikosi > /emote scrolls up to check ...then commences puryfying OOC with napalm...
[06:41:52] Cmdr Baxter > Gotti, I like how you think. ^5.
[skip a bit]
[06:50:00] Gottii > Her hair was down and reached her lower back. The red tint to it made it look like deep flowing red silk. Her pale skin contrasted with her dark hair, and with the piercings that atoned her eyebrow and lip. Her green-brown eyes stuck out like two....
[06:50:08] Gottii > glittering jewels that were recently polished.
[06:50:29] Gottii In Sansha's defense, who wouldnt want to kill this guy?
[06:51:11] Gottii > or at least capture him alive and torture him slowly
[06:51:32] Saede Riordan > ....wow really? I didn't read that fanfiction, though I was surpised it was the only thing that came up
[06:51:41] Ghost Hunter > ROFL
[06:52:24] Saede Riordan > GG Ghost, GG
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Ghost Hunter on 25 Sep 2012, 01:23
(http://i.imgur.com/KlEQp.gif)
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Lithium Flower on 25 Sep 2012, 01:27
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

And besides that:
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Violence against drug and human trafficking organizations is encouraged and subject to potential bonuses.
Sansha Nation is the largest human trafficking organization that came to my mind first  :D
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Gesakaarin on 25 Sep 2012, 01:29
"This man was formerly a member of the Blood Raider Covenant."

"His last known appearance was a Pure Gallentean male of young adult physical age. He is known to use medical technology to extend his life, as well as appear to be in physically prime condition."

Hrmmmmm....

Maybe Ghost Hunter just reads a lot of twilight slash-fiction when he's off doing things for Kuvakei?
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Ghost Hunter on 25 Sep 2012, 01:32
When I was crafting it and it was all done and ready to go, I was looking at it and thinking, "There is something wrong with this". There normally is, it's usually a spelling error.

No, it's the whole damn character. This trains going down and I'm at the front woo woo




"This man was formerly a member of the Blood Raider Covenant."

"His last known appearance was a Pure Gallentean male of young adult physical age. He is known to use medical technology to extend his life, as well as appear to be in physically prime condition."

Hrmmmmm....

Maybe Ghost Hunter just reads a lot of twilight slash-fiction when he's off doing things for Kuvakei?

[spoiler]
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[ 2012.09.25 06:56:19 ] Ghost Hunter > there's areason the covenant wants him too
 [ 2012.09.25 06:56:23 ] Ghost Hunter > he's a sparkler obviously
 [ 2012.09.25 06:56:57 ] Saede Riordan > and on that note, going to bed.
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:05 ] Gottii > Ghost, thank you for this.
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:06 ] Degen Sankriga > I feel the puns overtaking me
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:09 ] Gottii > You made my night
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:10 ] Degen Sankriga > Good night.
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:18 ] Ghost Hunter > lol
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:23 ] Ghost Hunter > mission accomplished
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:52 ] Cmdr Baxter > So happy I googled this.....
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:54 ] Gottii > And a hearty thanks for Baxter for finding this.
 [ 2012.09.25 06:57:57 ] Gottii > Yes, that.
 [ 2012.09.25 06:58:41 ] Cmdr Baxter > I'm sure there will be much laughter in the Accord tomorrow. I made sure to send out the highlights.....
 [ 2012.09.25 07:00:18 ] Gottii > This deserves its own Backstage thread tbh
 [ 2012.09.25 07:00:41 ] Cmdr Baxter > Definitely.
 [ 2012.09.25 07:00:51 ] Gottii > "this man is wanted for crimes against literature and the Blood Covenant"
 [ 2012.09.25 07:00:53 ] Gottii > lmao
 [ 2012.09.25 07:01:55 ] Ghost Hunter > inb4 some NPC i generated gets galactic hatred
 [ 2012.09.25 07:02:03 ] Ghost Hunter > serps kick him out for sparkling
 [ 2012.09.25 07:02:52 ] Gottii > Ghost, do you watch me while i case fireflies, while wearing pants so tight they fit like a glove?
 [ 2012.09.25 07:03:03 ] Gottii > chase*
 [ 2012.09.25 07:03:34 ] Degen Sankriga > The Printer does, Nyannii.
 [ 2012.09.25 07:04:13 ] Ghost Hunter > suddenly the ominous nature of him as a charracter has to fight to stay serious in my head now
 [ 2012.09.25 07:04:39 ] Degen Sankriga > Bark like a Spider, Ghost.
 [ 2012.09.25 07:05:00 ] Gottii > Oh, hes omnious alright.
 [ 2012.09.25 07:05:10 ] Ghost Hunter > yeah like a solar panel at night
 [ 2012.09.25 07:05:16 ] Gottii > Just...not in the way you probably imagined.
 [ 2012.09.25 07:05:41 ] Ghost Hunter > this iswhere i go play league of legends for the night
 [ 2012.09.25 07:05:46 ] Ghost Hunter > wake up and get glittery fanart of him tomorrow
 [ 2012.09.25 07:05:53 ] Alikan Telikosi > lol
 [ 2012.09.25 07:05:54 ] Ghost Hunter > fuck why did I make him gallentean
 [ 2012.09.25 07:05:56 ] Ghost Hunter > it only makes it worse
 [ 2012.09.25 07:06:03 ] Alikan Telikosi > lmaop
 [ 2012.09.25 07:06:05 ] Degen Sankriga > Sparkle sparkle!
 [ 2012.09.25 07:06:11 ] Cmdr Baxter > ROFL
 [ 2012.09.25 07:06:28 ] Ghost Hunter > I specifically made him a young adult, physically fit in his prime, gallentean
 [ 2012.09.25 07:06:31 ] Ghost Hunter > did the hive mind troll me
 [ 2012.09.25 07:06:33 ] Ghost Hunter > dropbear did this
[/spoiler]

Headfirst save me plzkthx
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Gesakaarin on 25 Sep 2012, 01:40
Headfirst save me plzkthx

You should totally have the reason he escaped was to save his girlfriend from a group of well muscled Gallentean body-modders who have augmented themselves as a pack of furry wolves.

I'd totes read that slash-fiction adventure about Akai Juugatsu... oh, oh, and you should have the story narrated by the girlfriend in question so we can feel all her innermost thoughts and desires.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Ghost Hunter on 25 Sep 2012, 01:51
Headfirst save me plzkthx

You should totally have the reason he escaped was to save his girlfriend from a group of well muscled Gallentean body-modders who have augmented themselves as a pack of furry wolves.

I'd totes read that slash-fiction adventure about Akai Juugatsu... oh, oh, and you should have the story narrated by the girlfriend in question so we can feel all her innermost thoughts and desires.

(http://i.imgur.com/TbD5f.jpg)

I'll just, body mod quasi-retcon him into becoming in an Amarrian or something.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Gottii on 25 Sep 2012, 01:55
My sides literally hurt from laughing...
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Nmaro Makari on 25 Sep 2012, 03:01
TS-F deserve their own tophats and twirly moustaches on NeX special offer.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Natalcya Katla on 25 Sep 2012, 03:39
[06:39:18] Gottii We always thought Ghost was from True Blood, but now we know

Win.  :lol:

As far as TSF top hats go, I'm working on it already. >_>
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: IzzyChan on 25 Sep 2012, 08:26
(http://chan.catiewayne.com/m/src/134604649927.gif)
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: kalaratiri on 25 Sep 2012, 08:28
(http://i.imgur.com/eK2eR.gif)
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Tiberious Thessalonia on 25 Sep 2012, 08:35
[06:39:18] Gottii We always thought Ghost was from True Blood, but now we know

Win.  :lol:

As far as TSF top hats go, I'm working on it already. >_>

No.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Saede Riordan on 25 Sep 2012, 08:36
The best part is, I had Fraxi plaster his name across 20 systems in Placid, so there are probably a lot of people who now know about his name
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Saikoyu on 25 Sep 2012, 11:22
The only reason I am not screaming with laughter right now is because I'd get fired.  Nice one. 
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Tiberious Thessalonia on 25 Sep 2012, 11:25
Out of curiosity, who is it who made that alt?  P. sure whoever it was didn't discuss with us what we were doing, ahead of time.  I'll correct myself if it turned out it was something handled privately between that person and Ghost, mind.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Cmdr Baxter on 25 Sep 2012, 11:35
Removed.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Saede Riordan on 25 Sep 2012, 11:37
Out of curiosity, who is it who made that alt?  P. sure whoever it was didn't discuss with us what we were doing, ahead of time.  I'll correct myself if it turned out it was something handled privately between that person and Ghost, mind.

Wait that wasn't you guys?
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Tiberious Thessalonia on 25 Sep 2012, 11:38
Unless Ghost tells me otherwise, I don't think it's us.

It's not really an inspired move, tbh.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Saede Riordan on 25 Sep 2012, 12:15
Yeah, its sorta unkosher to drop in on someone's RP like that
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Silas Vitalia on 25 Sep 2012, 12:18
I assumed the alt was part of the story....

Jumping in on someone else's arc in that manor  i would call a faux pax of the highest order.

Perhaps change the spelling, edit the OP and roll the correct alt yourselves?


Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Saede Riordan on 25 Sep 2012, 12:20
I assumed the alt was part of the story....

Jumping in on someone else's arc in that manor  i would call a faux pax of the highest order.

Perhaps change the spelling, edit the OP and roll the correct alt yourselves?

Its gotten too much exposure already, someone would call them out on the name swap.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Tiberious Thessalonia on 25 Sep 2012, 12:21
I think part of the reason for the lack of the alt was to prevent people from (rightfully) running a locator agent and going "He's in the Gallente newb system.  Reward please".  If he's not in the database, they can't pull that.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Lithium Flower on 25 Sep 2012, 12:36
But if there were no alt, they could make an alt, and still say "He's in the Gallente newb system" without running locator  :s
And, if this guy is not yours, you still have a DNA card, that you can play.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Morwen Lagann on 25 Sep 2012, 13:01
And, if this guy is not yours, you still have a DNA card, that you can play.

^^ This. The OP on the IGS does sort of cover for this situation with the DNA record thing. Just claim it's some guy pretending to be him to be an attention-whore, and that's more or less that.

Assuming that it's not Ghost playing Sanshananigans with you guys, however, taking over someone else's NPC - godmoding them, really - is an incredibly dick move. Doing shit like that without prior consent is unequivocably Doing It Wrong™, and whoever's doing it is probably not going to like the results when they get found out.

Given the size of our community it's only a matter of time anyway.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Silas Vitalia on 25 Sep 2012, 13:07
BURN THE ONE THAT HAS WRONGED US!

*starts kindling*

Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Cmdr Baxter on 25 Sep 2012, 13:11
BURN THE ONE THAT HAS WRONGED US!

*starts kindling*

Aren't you forgetting that we already have a giant sparkling solar panel at our disposal? Forget the kindling. All you need is a focused lens. :lol:
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Lithium Flower on 25 Sep 2012, 13:26
For a bit more bloodthirsty solution, if you confirm his DNA is wrong, you still can request his brain, but not intact, and chopped in small cubes will do  :twisted:
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Tiberious Thessalonia on 25 Sep 2012, 13:39
Confirming that this guy is not someone who contacted us.  Whoever it is, please lay off.  The rest of you ignore him.  ALL WILL BE GOOD!
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Gottii on 25 Sep 2012, 13:53
Wait, I thought that was a Ghost alt :(
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Silas Vitalia on 25 Sep 2012, 14:00
Super asshole fires RP arc-breaker and hits with wrecking damage.

 :evil:
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Ghost Hunter on 25 Sep 2012, 14:37
Hold yer horses, erryone. Will edit in a moment.

Edit ;

As the main organizer of the RP arc I did not contact any individuals to create this character. For all foreseeable reasons, this is an independent acting of their own will.

However, if they play ball correctly and obey the rules of the road, I am interested to see how they run with this opportunity. This was anticipated to happen to some extent, as the name was not being name camped for different reasons, so the opening messages had clauses for it. The DNA Morwen mentioned is a very good one.

If the person is trying to derail the plotline for the public or otherwise maliciously damage it, I am reasonably certain of being able to clean it up and keep everything healthy. I won't be kicking them out of involvement just yet, since I have no idea what their intention is, so they can participate if they are sporting about it.

Edit 2 ; also frankly if he wants a character named after someone from twilight fanfiction more power to him

edit 3 ; also also frankly i really like his portrait, it's pretty baller
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Tiberious Thessalonia on 25 Sep 2012, 16:05
All problems can be solved through the judicious use of violence, I guess!
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Safai on 25 Sep 2012, 17:16
edit 3 ; also also frankly i really like his portrait, it's pretty baller

♥ He's just as sexy as the fanfic says! ♥
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Natalcya Katla on 25 Sep 2012, 18:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ

Can has Sansha sparkle party?  :D
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Cmdr Baxter on 25 Sep 2012, 19:59
The jokes from this incident will never get old. :lol:
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Ghost Hunter on 25 Sep 2012, 20:02
Talks are starting with the player behind the Akai character, I'll be working out how we might be able to cooperate for the arc plot.

Also I think the twilight fanfiction is driving them to drink, cant blame them
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Shaalira on 26 Sep 2012, 02:52
Well, we know how this player-run story-arc is going to end.

[spoiler]"Yoinokuchi arched more into the soothing touch, afraid it would pull away an minute. Her eyes closed as Hizumi continued to caress her cheek. He knew this was wrong, he knew he shouldn't be touching her, but it just felt to damn good. Felt to natural. To hell with it. He softly leaned down and pressed his lips to her slightly full ones. "[/spoiler]

As it turns out, the Sansha faction is aimed at the "young adult" reader demographic.  Who knew?
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: IzzyChan on 26 Sep 2012, 06:45
(http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2012-09-24.jpg)

Falcon Puuuuuuuurge \Dx/
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Lithium Flower on 26 Sep 2012, 06:53
Heeeey!
Damaged brains don't count!
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Victoria Stecker on 26 Sep 2012, 07:56

 however, taking over someone else's NPC - godmoding them, really - is an incredibly dick move. Doing shit like that without prior consent is unequivocably Doing It Wrong™, and whoever's doing it is probably not going to like the results when they get found out.

Given the size of our community it's only a matter of time anyway.

I did this once, and yes, it was a dick move. It was, however, a deliberate dick move that successfully trolled the piss out of a goon. I was not proud, but many lols were had.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Rok-Yuni on 26 Sep 2012, 13:49
This kind of thing happened more than once in the early days of Yuni's character.

most of the time things were easily dealt with, bringing people who were interested into the group or asking them to hold off for a while (during the crimson path war)

but then.... well... arcane primus.

sometimes people can be irritating simply because they think damaging your RP or plotline is a good way to make a name for their character.

as always, i would suggest caution.
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Ava Starfire on 27 Sep 2012, 04:55
I dont get it
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Lyn Farel on 27 Sep 2012, 11:32
I dont get it
Title: Re: Team Sansha! (Now with 100% Moar Sparkle)
Post by: Ghost Hunter on 30 Sep 2012, 00:33
Things on my wish list : GM teleport command, because fuck trying to setup props manually. FOUR HOURS. HURRUHUHGUHG


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Ok the first part of the Akai Juugatsu public interaction is now active, as per Ghost's IGS post. Short of beating someone with the THINGS ARE IN SPACE GO FIND NAO I don't know how else to put that IC.

huffing and puffin'