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EVE-Online RP Discussion and Resources => EVE OOC Summit => Topic started by: scagga on 30 Sep 2010, 14:46
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This thread has been lovingly written to embellish these forums with a thread that speaks just praises about my most admired in-game character, Lord Vaari.
Not only does Lord Vaari have great authority, he has a title to match it! As quoted below, he has on many an occasion shown great patience, announcing a portion of them to whom he addressed!
I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, head of house Valius, Founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, archbishob of the Providence, the world's most beloved hero, banisher of Triumvirate alliance, moral guide of the CVA, golden mountain and many more will announce Scagga Laebetrovo to be my champion. He will fight courageously and vigorously and im sure, he will be victorious.
He is fearless! See how he is unrelenting in his aims to free once somewhat glorious providence from the clutches of other denominations!
Poisonous words from such a young man. I do not tell your mother for her sake. Im sure she would never forgive herself for raising such foul tongued child.
Everyone who know me also knows how unwavering my faith is to the God, and His teachings. Imperial faith has always been my first priority and always will be. I have always stood for faith and religion in Providence and spreaded it tirelessly to those who dwell there. You cannot even fathom the depths of my work for our faith in Providence, but you surely can spit poison like you would intented to born as a snake instead of man.
I will continue my work in Providence and spread our righteous faith even if it does not please you.
He is uncorruptable! See how, even when his confederates decry his methods, he does not stray from the true path that is in line with his ethics of high moral fibre!
For months I have been officially self proclaimed archbishob of our beloved Providence. Some important members of local alliances disagree, others agree my claim. Nevertheless, local peasants and nobles has welcomed my spiritual guidance and majestic presence with open arms. Many have seek my guidance and flawless opinion on their problems, bot in spiritual and earthly. From time to time I have in my all wisdom also given high leaders of CVA my opinions and guidance, every time uninvited. I cant remember a single time when they are followed by the letter. It does not matter, for it is not my duty, atleast not yet to lead our home region, but to guide and offer my words of truth. It is up to each one of my congregatin do they follow my guidance and everlasting light of the God.
He saw the just option for AAA after D-G!
I, Lord Vaari, Archbishob of Providence, in all my majestic persona, condemn your invasion. You, AAA, are to give D-GTMI back to its righful owner, sound the retreat of your minions and never come back. There are major call to arms in Providence, wich require all residents, brave soldiers, humble miners, high lords and common peasants to take ups arms and dive the invaders back. Now there are also majos call to witch hunt. Maybe this will inspire more spiritually devoter resident to take up torches, seek and extinguish witchcraft and other form of heresy AAA has brought here.
Stay tuned for more entries expounding the Vaari's unmatched glory!
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what is this I don't even
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Confirming I'm a Vaari fanboi
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Vaari: Supporting the 'Amarrians are twits' stereotype since 2004.
;)
Honestly, I like Vaari, he has never changed in 7-8 years of play. Still, as Amarrians go, he is our go-to buffoon.
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I once pulled rank on Vaari and got him to acknowledge me as the more awesome, to see if it was possible.
It worked. Signatures will be a billion per ;)
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From time to time I have in my all wisdom also given high leaders of CVA my opinions and guidance, every time uninvited. I cant remember a single time when they are followed by the letter.
This bit, it is amusing.
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He would have made life a lot easier for himself had he not spouted anti-PIE stuff in the past.
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Still, as Amarrians go, he is our go-to buffoon.
This +1.
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I must confess to having picked on him in the past for his ways especially his terrible spelling. In game it can and should of course be forgiven but statements on IGS when most browsers have built in spell checkers these days there is little excuse. Still I feel guilty for it since English is not his native tongue.
That said, I do love this man for having the commitment to be 100% IC and being unwavering in the cause. So much so that I once considering hiring him. What stopped me was half of CVA threatening to quit if I did ;)
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,'=|
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This guy is a brilliant writer, if English is his second language.
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This guy is a brilliant writer, if English is his second language.
It is, he's actually Finnish and hardcore to his IC conviction even in OOC. Interesting fellow.
PS. Interesting tidbit; His name, Vaari, means Grampa in Finnish.
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My most cherished kill was Vaari's Armageddon.
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Did you know that Vaari owned the greatest Archon carrier ever constructed?
Proof:
Im Vaari, earl of Sosan III and i own mightiest Archon class carrier ever constructed. After space reform i have encountered small problems. My carrier keep losing it modules. Modules fitted to my carrier just vanish and come back after next dt. They can vanish any time. Once they canished when i fitted my carrier in pos. One when i jumped and yesterday when i moved stuff from hangar to corp hangar. Im not pleased because after modules disappearing, carrier is useless untill next dt.
I cant fin modules even in station fitting screen. After disappearing, i see only empty module slots. Is my carrier haunted?
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My view: "odd people in an odd story is an oddity too many"
:p
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Lord Vaari is a progressive socialist and movement instigator!
Imperial Pharmacy has commited all of our remaining resources to the liberation of Providence. Our promised region fell to the heathens hand some time ago. Our corporation almost fell with it, but now we have recovered on that strike, and we are coming back.
I have given a declaration to my members. "Victory for faithfull, or annihilation of martyrs" We do liberate our home for the imperialists oppression or fall by doing so. I was planning to find another home, because even our former allies harbor heretics in their ranks. While trying to find new home, I recieved a vision from the God. He was demanding my return to the Providence, where I must fulfill His orders. I must bring socialism and faith back to our home.
Imperial Pharmacy is arming itself with victory, and every day more of our members will join the fight. We will drive the imperialist heathens aggression forces away from our beloved home and take back what is ours! Our just crusade is mainly aimed against imperialists oppressive industrial ships, wich steal our resources and build the tools of destruction to their aggression forces.
I, lord Vaari, High Father of the Imperial Pharmacy, Golden Mountain, Earl of Sosan VII and many more will call all faithful to do the God's work. Our righteous, faithful and socialistic reckoning revolution in Providence need every ship wich can fly. I also accept donations to help our cause. Church of the Providence will be rebuild and that abomination, the New and Improved Church of Providence will be smashed to dust.
All who fled the Providence, come back and join my crusade. I, your archbishob need your aid in this most noble and just cause. Bring your might upon our oppressors and drive them out of my region! For me, for God, for our friends and for our common congregation.
Lord Vaari believes in manifest destiny!
We sont have many capital ships, but we have faith. We have already made impact on imperialists aggression forces, and forced them to stretch their abilities to guard logistic to their limits.
Oppressors who now resides in my home, will no do so long. While we are demoralizing heathen imperialists aggression forces deep into Providence, my good and close friend, Lord Aralis is pushing our borders deeper into Providence and claiming the space back in God's name.
Sinister and temporary order of the barbarians will be overthrown and faithful socialism will come back to our home. Once again our peaceloving people can cultivate our lands without being oppressed by heretics and wrongdoers.
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Understanding Vaari's orthodox witchhunting socialist faith can be a bit complex at times. Essentially, as far as I've understood, Imperial Pharmacy has its own roleplaying contextual framework loaning from the Crusades, witch hunts, something I do not fully understand and communism, with a healthy dose of personality cult (which as far as I understand isn't taken really seriously...)
Apparently Vaari is also in-character in voice comms, but I've never been in voice comms with him. Relatively simple to believe as I've never seen him break character. (Though IMO this means that His High Nobleness Vaari is quite insane for an Amarr Holder, but hey, a role is a role.)
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He's a has-been. All glory to NICHUP and Black Necris!
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PS. Interesting tidbit; His name, Vaari, means Grampa in Finnish.
I now have an irremovable image of Vaari sitting a little grandchild on his knee and going "Yes, in my day when we needed to test some new pharmaceutical, we just went out and GRABBED some heathen! We didn't have any of these rights groups or these 'reformer' seditionaries! Harumph!"
Additionally, it's somewhat sad that Vaari doesn't get out and RP more freely, yes. It also preserves his uniqueness, though.
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He would have made life a lot easier for himself had he not spouted anti-PIE stuff in the past.
Vaari > PIE, and cake for that matter.
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"Peasants. A field of peasants."
- Lord Vaari commenting on the secretly assembled CVA and allied fleet, early 2007, prior to the first strike against Ushra'Khan at Karishal's folly.
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Did you know...that Vaari's birthday falls on the 24th of November?
Today is my birthday. My corporation, the Imperial Pharmacy is celebrating its holy week, wich is held on my honor. Our corporation has 2 official holy weeks. The founding week and my birthday week. I have set tax rate to zero and given all members free time for their duty to liberate Providence. War is not mandatory this week, but recreation is.
If someone wishes to send me expensive gifts, they can be given me trough contracts, or given to our Arch-Theogonist, Turri Spacepilot and tell him to redirect them to me.
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Vaari seems like a pretty chill guy. Does he only reside in providence?
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The HQ of his corp is in Baviasi, and I hear that in the old days he used to spend time in the skies above his domain in Sosan. Can't remember where he claims his holdings are now, but back when Sosan III was terrestial, he claimed to be an Earl from Sosan III. He is a vassal of the Ardishapur Family, and is lower in rank than the planetary governor of Sosan <insert planet number here>.
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The HQ of his corp is in Baviasi, and I hear that in the old days he used to spend time in the skies above his domain in Sosan. Can't remember where he claims his holdings are now, but back when Sosan III was terrestial, he claimed to be an Earl from Sosan III. He is a vassal of the Ardishapur Family, and is lower in rank than the planetary governor of Sosan <insert planet number here>.
:eek: fascinating
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He believes I am a sorceress.
What are these all epitoths? Is this some kind of sorcery?
Which is silly because I'm actually a level 43 warlock.
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Lord Vaari asserts that he is the most celebrated hero of providence, and that God talks with him!
As we all can clearly see, this competition was again the most fierce warrior competition, not a loyalty competition.
From those who made it to the finale, can we see anyone whose merits are in industry, religion or maybe in trade? I have made my name by leading the most glorious corporation the imperial community has ever seen. God talks with me and im the most celebrated hero of the Providence who has done muc more than rest of the people there combined for our faith. Still I did not make it even to the finale.
This competition is rotten with PIE Incs leaderboard polical agenda and even when their games are seen almost like official Imperial happenings, they turn those affairs into dark maul of sin, wich they use against their political enemies.
I demand new competition, where judges are drawn from multiple loyalist sources and they consider also non violent spaceship captains able to be a loyalist.
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He's becoming soft. Because I thought it was clear that he was the most beloved hero of the world (universe), along with a few other most noble qualities. Though talking with God comes naturally with being a prophet. You should all pay your tithe to him.
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I should challenge him to a televised fistfight!
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The HQ of his corp is in Baviasi, and I hear that in the old days he used to spend time in the skies above his domain in Sosan. Can't remember where he claims his holdings are now, but back when Sosan III was terrestial, he claimed to be an Earl from Sosan III. He is a vassal of the Ardishapur Family, and is lower in rank than the planetary governor of Sosan <insert planet number here>.
Yes. Years ago I spotted Vaari many times in Sosan, being it is located just next door to Oyonata from where our and other Blood Raider aligned groups were operating. Never spoke to him, though. He did not make any attempts to "interact" with us in any way either.
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I don't know if it was sleep deprevation, or the booze, but Vaari's last thread(IGS) literally put me into tears laughing so hard. :lol:
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Lord Vaari-watch picked up this glorious announcement!
As we all know, my good and close friend, Lord Aralis has retired form his position. As he does not anymore is at our midst, we loyalist must find new inspiration and leadership. Lord Aralis has left the leadership to the not very able hand of the Sir Leo D'Green, who has long hated me, and schemed against me.
As he has taken power in CVA, or what is left of that loyalist alliance, his ever trusted dog, Daedalus something declared me a kos to the CVA. This cannot, and will not stand. CVA should try to preseve what my close friend, Lord Aralis left to them, not demolish it. What can we expect from the leaders, whose first thing in power is to severe relations with me? I, Lord Vaari has always stood with CVA for the Providence, and will continue to do so, wether tey want it or not. Providence is my home, and I will not leave it to the hands of heretics, nor the incapable leaders of the current CVA. I hope Lord Aralis can some day forgive himself for leading his once majestic alliance to the hands of such brutes.
I have no other options left. I will declare myself to the leader of the loyalist faction, which hold their claim to the Providence. Under my inspiring leadership, we shall some day reclaim our home region. Let none stand in our way, for their fate is terrible indeed.
I have no lust for power, but I cannot simply watch, how my most mightiest ally, the CVA tears itself apart form within. I accept apologies from the leaders of the CVA, if they wish to normalize our relations, for I am not man of grudges. Meanwhile, I suggest every loyal corporation and individual asks my opinion, before they are doing something which they deems important for the future of the Providence.
Fight on for the liberty of our Providence. Do not give up, and remember not to share the taint of current CVA leaders.
If I was ever to resub to eve...it'd be for Lord Vaari.
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Can lord Vaari kindly be petitioned to register here?
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Can lord Vaari kindly be petitioned to register here?
He would be moderated back to Bangkok.
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He is never out of character, so joining an OOC forum would be quite impossible.
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He is never out of character, so joining an OOC forum would be quite impossible.
:(
There must be a solution. I think he would take to a thread dedicated to his awesomeness.
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Who's to say he doesn't visit under the guise of an alternate identity? >.>
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Who's to say he doesn't visit under the guise of an alternate identity? >.>
:eek: Impossible
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Glorious Lord Vaari updates us on the cruel reign of Equinox Daedalus, who we all know has previously been referred to by his holiness as 'trusted dog', and 'arch-heretic' of the CVA:
Yesterday I went to the mamet system, where lies one of the most important equipment storage of my corporation. My intention were to retrieve the Ark of Revelation, a sacred relic and my recon cruiser.
Altough I did knew the hatred towards the creation, and madness which are now consuming the CVA block, I did not know how bad situation is. The Church of Providence has been able to reveal corruption which is gaining foothold in CVA block and heresy, which manifests itself in various forms within that block. One of the most dangerous forms of the sinister heresy is so called Cult of Spoon. Worshippers of this Spoon are gathered under the cruel reign of Equinox Daedalus, the arch-heretic of the CVA.
Back to the topic. When I went to the the Mamet system, the unholy wave of corruption and utter hate almost consumed even me. Instantly I were hunted by the fleets of crazed heretics and noble warriors, descented into barbacy.
I urhe the leaders of the CVA block, who still have their mind and soul undamaged, to take swift actions against this. If this kind of behaviour continues to achieve more room, CVA will cease to exist.
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This situation is caused by the current leaders of the CVA. It is no secret, that many of your alliance leaders have hated me for long time. Now, when Lord Aralis is gone, their evil nature is left unchecked and their goals to expell me from the CVA-block has succeed.
All my actions against your alliance has been for self defence, and free from selfish thoughts. Maybe you should put your new inquisitors to work, and inquire Dark Tinator from the nihilist whatever alliance, why he tried to steal the eanm II bpo from me to himself. Im doing so, he destoroyed our jump freighter, and put us in impossible situation to ever achieve understanding with your sinner loyalist block. When that BPO is at my command, its resources are atleast put to the righteous cause and your alliance have atleast theoretical chance to get it back. Altough, if Tinator's plans would hace succeed, you could not even dream to ever get anything from it, not even shares of its profits.
I fail to see how it would bring any more good to me and my corp to contact you and again take more steps back towards the corner than current situation. The demands your alliance would give as would propably be unacceptable, and after that it would take maybe 5 month and your dear Daedalus from the Cult of Spoon would once again declare me to kos. It is somehow hobby of his, and that time I just would not have anything to put on negotion table.
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Lord Vaari is blessed!
Im not fool. Im loyal nobleman of the Empire, and devoted servant of the God. Im also blessed by the God.
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After having fought to get his Ark back and reimbursed by CVA, I love how he adds suddenly that "he forgot to look at the killmail and noticed there was also a lot of valuable stuff inside and ask for its reimbursement too". :D
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A fool and his Ark are easily parted. ;)
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A fool and his Ark are easily parted. ;)
Glorious Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, head of house Valius, Founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, archbishob of the Providence, the world's most beloved hero, banisher of Triumvirate alliance, moral guide of the CVA, golden mountain, is categorically not a fool!
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What did Vaari do to earn the hate of CVA again?
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What did Vaari do to earn the hate of CVA again?
I'm not privvy to the intimate details of the situation, but I believe there was something that caused a lot of enmity between him and CVA sometime during Aralis' tenure.
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What did Vaari do to earn the hate of CVA again?
I think Lord Vaari may have spoken his mind a bit too frankly.
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Vaari is always in-character. Which happens to be somewhat holier-than-thou and quite
greedy money conscious Amarrian Holder. It doesn't exactly help that several CVA allies are former (unhappy) IPHAR members. As an extreme example, unless I am wrong, when Tinator (Exile/<NULL> CEO) left the corp, he took everything that wasn't bolted down with him. (Back then, the community on #finnish wasn't yet 100% trolls, only say 90% trolls, so I followed the channel.)
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I'm not sure if he is so much always IC as seriously mentally unstable.
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driving home from work, I saw a vehicle whose registration plate made me think of this thread.
"LV01 HRR"
i.e. Lord Vaari, Number One, Hrr.
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I'm not sure if he is so much always IC as seriously mentally unstable.
YOUR SHULD BE MODERAYTED TO HEW AND BACKKK!!
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Take heed, backstage denizens, Lord Vaari has instigated a Witch hunt!
As you all have seen, a dangerous movement has risen within our Empire's borders. This movement of Free Holders is manifestation of sin and heresy and is dedicated to cause as much chaos and turmoil in our Empire as possible. Their uncharismatic leader, Arch hexer Demark Gavorn has many times declared how our gracious empress, Jamyl I is illegitime ruler. Gavorn has hoped openly for new ruler, and if Im not guessing totally wrong, he would be happy to take the crown himself.
This heresy must extinguish before it spreads any further. This is why the Church of Providene is now declaring a witch hunt and call all able hands to carry the sword against these infidels. First one to response the hunt is my own corporation, the old and mighty Imperial Pharmacy which has already declared war against the Free Holders.
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who is this Demark Gavorn that he speaks of?
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who is this Demark Gavorn that he speaks of?
A peasant upstart who dares to outlandishly declare the Empress as less than stellar, in such vulgar terms that I shall not sully this thread with their reproduction!
Evidence of his treachery:
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1499793
May the blessed Lord Vaari, golden mountain, be victorious against this rootless cosmopolitan pseudo-Amarrian!
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Vaari fans rejoice! His new journal "will give neutral and true perspective of our corporation affairs"!
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1507133
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Lord Vaari gambling?
tut tut...
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That isn't gambling. Either God will reward him by letting them win the lottery or they will lose, a signal from Him that they should fund themselves through hard work. No chance involved, just polling God for His opinion.
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More undeniable evidence of the endless glory of our most dear leader, lord vaari
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More undeniable evidence of the endless glory of our most dear leader, lord vaari
Indeed, "the world's most beloved hero"
:D
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Which world? No one knows, but it's probably pretty important. :)
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Lord Vaari does not lose nor gamble. He just lets his opponents get an illusion of relief in all his magnanimous glory.
That isn't gambling. Either God will reward him by letting them win the lottery or they will lose, a signal from Him that they should fund themselves through hard work. No chance involved, just polling God for His opinion.
You start to sound like Merd :p
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Lord Vaari does not lose nor gamble. He just lets his opponents get an illusion of relief in all his magnanimous glory.
That isn't gambling. Either God will reward him by letting them win the lottery or they will lose, a signal from Him that they should fund themselves through hard work. No chance involved, just polling God for His opinion.
You start to sound like Merd :p
I think Borza's taking the "know your enemy" thing a little too far, that being the case. :lol:
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Lord Vaari, eminent writer, silver-tongued diplomat, executor of the English language and many others, writes:
To exalted Sir Daedalus. Glorious leader of the CVA and my dear friend, whose righteous reign will bring prospery to the CVA.
As your illustrious excellency very well knows, CVA and Imperial Pharmacy are in hostile relations towards each other. This state of affair saddens me more than words can describe, and it is also not benefical to our common goal, to drive the oppressors out of our region.
When Dark Tinator, possessed tyrant of the Exile Consortium destoroyed our Ark class jump freighter, it severed the chasm between us even further. Now, after long and carefull consideration, I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, the world's most beloved hero, Arch bishob of the Church of Providence, self proclaimed prophet, golden mountain and carrier of the Heaven's light offer a treaty for your grace.
We are willing to lower our demands regarding the destruction of our Ark, and forgive the entire cargo. This will be considerable amount of isk, and we only wish to have new Ark, or money to buy new Ark. Damages regarding the cargo is paid to Sir Armando Lambre from the coffers of the Imperial Pharmacy.
If your Most Reverend Eminence accept this, Im willing to relinguish our confiscation of CVA's BPO, and start payments of your share of the profits. Also Im willing to give it to your controll after 12 month and you may reconsider, if you are willing to continue our agreement, so we can use it, and CVA will get 25% of the profits. If you decide that we are not deserving to keep the BPO after that, you may keep it.
Yours politely: Lord Vaari Valius, earl of Sosan VII, despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, golden mountain, hero of the Providence, defender of the commoners, teatcher of faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, great miner and skilled industrialist.
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Lord Vaari, eminent writer, silver-tongued diplomat, executor of the English language and many others, writes:
To exalted Sir Daedalus. Glorious leader of the CVA and my dear friend, whose righteous reign will bring prospery to the CVA.
As your illustrious excellency very well knows, CVA and Imperial Pharmacy are in hostile relations towards each other. This state of affair saddens me more than words can describe, and it is also not benefical to our common goal, to drive the oppressors out of our region.
When Dark Tinator, possessed tyrant of the Exile Consortium destoroyed our Ark class jump freighter, it severed the chasm between us even further. Now, after long and carefull consideration, I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, the world's most beloved hero, Arch bishob of the Church of Providence, self proclaimed prophet, golden mountain and carrier of the Heaven's light offer a treaty for your grace.
We are willing to lower our demands regarding the destruction of our Ark, and forgive the entire cargo. This will be considerable amount of isk, and we only wish to have new Ark, or money to buy new Ark. Damages regarding the cargo is paid to Sir Armando Lambre from the coffers of the Imperial Pharmacy.
If your Most Reverend Eminence accept this, Im willing to relinguish our confiscation of CVA's BPO, and start payments of your share of the profits. Also Im willing to give it to your controll after 12 month and you may reconsider, if you are willing to continue our agreement, so we can use it, and CVA will get 25% of the profits. If you decide that we are not deserving to keep the BPO after that, you may keep it.
Yours politely: Lord Vaari Valius, earl of Sosan VII, despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, golden mountain, hero of the Providence, defender of the commoners, teatcher of faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, great miner and skilled industrialist.
:lol:
I knew Capsuleers could be up themselves but WOW.
So THIS is where CCP gets their ideas about podders from eh? xD
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Vaari is the most skilled negotiator (and sticks to his guns)
Vaari >Im Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VII, high father of the Imperial Pharmacy, self proclaimed prophet and arch bishob of the Church of Providence
Vaari > Amarrian nobleman
Rogue Steel > And not too bad looking either
Rogue Steel > ;)
Vaari > Witch
Rogue Steel > Guilty as charged
Vaari > Your tyrant, Kazzzi has offered me help
Vaari > I accept it, but I refuse to do anything in return
Vaari > I do not sell the Empire
Vaari > for his help
Rogue Steel > I'll let him know, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be entirely free
Vaari > Even if he refuses to do anything, it is win win situation
Vaari > My fallen brothers and sisters mus set free from the terrible reign of the Daedalus the Pillager
Rogue Steel > Walken, Vaari is here to accept Kazzzi's help
Vaari > For free, you forgot to say, witch
C Walken > Kazzzi, Jarl and Grand Hexor of the Heathen Legion demands the following in exchange for the information you desire:
Vaari > I was promised information I asked and even acces to ther, galnet forums
C Walken > First you must renounce the Empire and it's dog Empress
Vaari > I refuse
Vaari > This exchange is over
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I loled so hard :lol:
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Turns out that it's hard to be half of a traitor.
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Vaari's genius moves in mysterious ways.
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I've never loved Vaari as much as I do right now. I would bear his children if I could only afford the diapers.
I can only hope that he's able to escape the clutches of Sollana the Terrible!
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Heathen Legion diplomacy, best diplomacy.
Subtlety can get fucked.
I'm also laughing my ass off at that exchange. It's just too perfect for all of the characters involved.
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Rejoice!!! Hero of the universe, Vaari, vows there will be no vacations in the foreseeable future!
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1507133&page=4#102
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Vaari amuses me, and I don't even have an Amarr alt. Can you imagine if he did podcasts? :eek:
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See how the wise Lord Vaari takes a stand against the encouragement of sinister lust by the arch-man-witch Revan Neferis!
It has come to my attention, that arch-witch, Revan Nefris is arranging sinister competition, where females and males in fertile breeding age are required to rites of sinister lust to the audience and judges. This competition is EVE' next top model, and it is utterly sinister happening.
Arch-witch Nefris is once again proven his misguided ways, since even the basic idea of this competition is evil. Greed, immoral gestures and thoughts are running rampart amongs the competitors, judges and audience while this evil show is running, thus endangering the purity and morals of especially younger spaceship captains. In my researches, your virgin ladies are especially in danger, which comes from the arch-witch.
Church of Providence is now forced to make decisive act, and close this competition before its poison is spreaded any further. It is hereby declared, that joining this competition is forbidden. Also making any efforts from the judges to actually judges are met with most fierce volleys of edicts, declarations and demands for generous compensation to the Church of Providence.
This immoral search of next top spacewench must stop even before it has started. All good and just spaceship captain are to obey my declaration, and to boycott this evil happening.
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+1000
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+1000
this
I giggled so hard, and the fact that its about two months late makes it just more delicious :yar:
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See how the wise Lord Vaari takes a stand against the encouragement of sinister lust by the arch-man-witch Revan Neferis!
It has come to my attention, that arch-witch, Revan Nefris is arranging sinister competition, where females and males in fertile breeding age are required to rites of sinister lust to the audience and judges. This competition is EVE' next top model, and it is utterly sinister happening.
Arch-witch Nefris is once again proven his misguided ways, since even the basic idea of this competition is evil. Greed, immoral gestures and thoughts are running rampart amongs the competitors, judges and audience while this evil show is running, thus endangering the purity and morals of especially younger spaceship captains. In my researches, your virgin ladies are especially in danger, which comes from the arch-witch.
Church of Providence is now forced to make decisive act, and close this competition before its poison is spreaded any further. It is hereby declared, that joining this competition is forbidden. Also making any efforts from the judges to actually judges are met with most fierce volleys of edicts, declarations and demands for generous compensation to the Church of Providence.
This immoral search of next top spacewench must stop even before it has started. All good and just spaceship captain are to obey my declaration, and to boycott this evil happening.
love it!
+ Vaari!
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Our beloved Church of Providence Intelligence and Righteous Truth (CPIRT) branch has revealed, with help of the Imperial Pharmacy certain truths about mysterious and evil entity, called Sleepers.
Imperial Pharamacy has conducted sevral highly classified operations deep within wormhole space in order to reveal the diabolic plan behind the Sleepers, and if they posses any threat to our corporation, to Providence region and or our mighty Empire. After careful study, we can all take deep breath and relax, since our analysist clearly indicates, that sleepers posses threats mainly to themselves.
CPIRT has divided sleepers into three catogory. We have also managed to build a plans, how to defeat each of these classes or fleets of them.
1. Small sleepers: Small sleepers are most numerous of all sleepers. They are fragile and their agility is about the similiar of Omen class cruiser without any manouver module installed. They have one inferior weapon, which cause almost no damage at all.
Small sleepers ofter travel in mighty swarms in order to hide their inferior abilities. They like "ambushing" industrial ships and other logistic ships, since they posses no threat at all to combat vessels. Altough CPIRT were divided if small sleepers are able to lay abushes, since it is often easy to tell atleast 10 minute before when and where they arrive.
If you are in industrial ship, like Procuer, and you choose these small sleepers to let ambush you, do not panic! Small sleepers are cowards, and you are able to defeat them if you know what to do. First, sleepers will surround you. They will be everywhere, and they will pound and howl at you with their inferior weapons. When surrounded, try to maneuver your ship aggressively towards closest of sleepers and same time send your combat drones to attack them. Most probably all of the slepers will retreat before your shield are belove 87%
If caught with ship that has no drone capasity, you should equip your ship with small weapon, and use it against the slepers. Fear not, for strongly armoured industrial ships, like Bestower class will surely hold together until you can clear your path or drive the hellspawn back to their holes.
2. Medium Sleepers: Medium sized sleepers are the most inferior of all sleapers. They lack firepower of the large sleepers, and numbers of small sleepers. They are almost as slow as a Orca class Industrial Support Capital Ship (ISCS) but contain much less armor, and does not have shield at all.
Medium sleeper weaponry is similiar than small sleepers, and they try to use similiar tactics. Snce they re much slower, it is almost impossible to get caught by them, even if wanted, since most of the spaceship captains does not have patience to wait for them.
If you do get caught by them, do make yourself comfort, take a glass of amarrian spiced wine and enjoy the show. Even if you, for some reason CPIRT cannot fathom found yourself a losing side, it is very easy to outmaneuver medium sleepers and fly away. They do not deploy any kind of EW, ever.
3. Large Sleepers: CPIRT has also revealed fearsome large sleepers. These abominations are about the size of large battleship, and can move at maximum of 12km/s
Large sleepers hold very large amount of armor, and their shield capasity is almost equal of Prophecy class battlecruiser. Their firepower is almost equal to Apocalypse class batleship, equiped with 2 siege missile launcher.
Sleepers deploy these large sleepers only to the most fierce and important fights, where they must break stong fortifications, like starbases or big gatecamps. Besides their inadecute firepower, their rarity makes achieving those goals almost impossible.
Never large sleepers travel in more than 7 sleeper fleets, since they are so very rare an valuable to the sleeper cause, which is something evil. 7 large sleepers might posses some threat to all industrial ships, and even lone battleships, but resolute defence will hold them at bay. Hitting to them is very easy, since they are incredible slow, and their hull is made of inferior materials, which makes targetting them easy. Indeed, it is almost impossible not to target them, and it is completely impossible not to hit at them.
CPIRT is not worried at all because of the sleepers, since it is clear now they does not posses any threat to us at all.Fighting the Sansha menace is much more important cause to use our supplies, and we should not spare thought no more about the sleepers. We deal with them when we see them, but we should not waste any more resources to counter the threat that does not exist.
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Vaari amuses me, and I don't even have an Amarr alt. Can you imagine if he did podcasts? :eek:
I would listen to those.
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YouTube!
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Our beloved Church of Providence Intelligence and Righteous Truth (CPIRT) branch has revealed, with help of the Imperial Pharmacy certain truths about mysterious and evil entity, called Sleepers ..... (condensed for sake of brevity)
Someone give the man a cookie. He's going to solve the galaxy's mysteries for us, one problem at a time. :roll:
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When i was reading it i was like :eek: and :ugh: and :lol:
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I swear, these are getting better all the time.
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I had a good laugh. I am liking Vaari more and more these days.
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Vaari strikes back ...
Today, 06.08.113 our mighty and righteous Church of Providence declares the edict, which is aimed to bolster the defence of the Providence region. It is called Peasanstorm.
Peasantstorm is act of defence, which can be used in time of crisis. It can be regionwide or local, and Church of Providence does not hold authority when it come of calling the peasantstorm. Holder alliances each holds individual right to call peasantstorm in their areas whenever they feel their sovereignity is threatened by invaders.
Usually Providence is defended by military oriented spaceship captain, but peasantstorm obliges all captain to take part in local defence. It also provides them means to do so.
This holy edict forces all Providence holder alliances and their member corporation, and also independent corporations which live in Providence to do serval things:
-All holder alliances and/or their corporations will provide free tech 1 battleship or battlecruiser to their non military members, which is ment to use solely on times of Peasantstorm. Mentioned ship is provided at once, and after that, new ship on every 6 month, if pervous is not destoroyed.
-All holder alliances provide one capital ship, carrier or dreadnought to the Peasantstorm navy once in year.
-Independent corporations will provide free battleship or battlecruiser to their every member to used in peasantstorm in every 8 months.
-Each holder alliance holds authority to call Peasantstorm in their own controlled space, when their sovereignity, or authority is threatened.
-All residents of the area under edict of Peasantstorm are obliged to use their stormship to its defence.
-Provided stormship is to be stored within corporation main living area in Providence. It must be well equiped and maintained. It is illegal to use it any other purposes than to fulfill your role in times of Peasantstorm.
-Every provided stormship must be named as "Stormship"
-Peasantstorm can be declared on maximum one week at the time. If needed again, premission must be granted by Church of Providence, or Defesores Fidei
-Imperial Pharmacy is relieved from all Peasantstorms, except region wide.
-All available peasants must take part of their local Peasantsotrms and they must use their own stormships to do this.
-Peasantstormers are not professionals, so local military leaders must provide guidance to them in form of fleet commanders or other leadership during storms.
-Once Peasantsorm is ended, the Peasantstormers will recieve new ship soon as it is possible, if their last stormship were destoroyed.
Now, I do have to say that I'm really liking the typos and edicts in this one. So artfully-placed. Who knew a ship could be pervous (which I'm assuming to mean perverted)? And soon we'll have 1000+ ships named "Stormship" floating around Providence, if he has his way. Being the wise religious leader we all know him to be, Vaari evidently knows how to roll in style, which leads to this (http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r67/S_Baxter2064/Humor/g00Facepalm.jpg) reaction from one of his fans.
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Now, I do have to say that I'm really liking the typos and edicts in this one. So artfully-placed. Who knew a ship could be pervous (which I'm assuming to mean perverted)?
"Pervous" appears to mean "previous", given the context.
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Now, I do have to say that I'm really liking the typos and edicts in this one. So artfully-placed. Who knew a ship could be pervous (which I'm assuming to mean perverted)?
"Pervous" appears to mean "previous", given the context.
I knew that, but prefer my interpretation better. It gives the entire speech more color. :lol:
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I quite enjoy the term "Peasantstorm."
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I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, golden mountain, world most beloved hero, archbishop of the Church of Providence, carrier of the heaven's light, self proclaimed prophet, speaker of unquestioned truth, defender of Providence, hero of the Providence's peasantry, liberator of the Providence, founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy hear only two calling. First comes from the high heaven, and secon is from her majesty.
Now, you know someone is either compensating for something or trying to make their point stand out when they spend more time introducing themselves than actually saying what they're trying to say. :lol:
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1564067&page=1#9
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You can't reduce the introduction titles. This would not be suitable and be a severe breach of protocol.
Has Vaari some Ammatar ancestors or something ?
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Vaari reminds me of pro wrestling. Its so crazy and over the top, it has to be all made up. But, a part of you cant really help but wonder "Is some of this actually for real?"
Also, Ive found this song really adds to reading a long Vaari post. Sets the mood I suppose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDeFBrS0BKI
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Also, Ive found this song really adds to reading a long Vaari post. Sets the mood I suppose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDeFBrS0BKI
+1 :lol: :lol: :lol: F---ing outstanding choice!
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I dont even see how titles of my corporation are related of my facial hair.
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I, Lord Vaari like very much spiced wine. I often spend hours before starmap and sche...planning how to best improve the life of faithful. Spice wine, especially if it is well made is channel to hear the God's voice to me.
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I, Lord Vaari like very much spiced wine. I often spend hours before starmap and sche...planning how to best improve the life of faithful. Spice wine, especially if it is well made is channel to hear the God's voice to me.
^ Inebriated divine interpretation win :lol:
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Many of you peasant may have heard of Providence region, yeat you avoid it for no reason. This will be official guide to the Providence region.
Our beloved region, the Providence is open territory to all decent folk from all cults and religions as long they keep their heresy secret.
Our mighty Providence can support independent corporations, who seeks to hunt and mine with ease. Sovereign corporations are inspired with God, and there is no doubt you cannot negotiate conditions sufficent to your corp.
Our God fearing organizations make sure you will kneel before the allmighty God! The Church of Providence is ever vigiland, and the Defensores Fidei knows no rest when it comes to the purity of faith and upholding it.
Is your corporation much more oriotented in industry than warfaring? Providence is for you! Remember this word "Imperial Pharmacy invited us" after that, there is no reason your to be interrupted.
Remember to pay tithies to the Church of Providence.
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I approve of Vaari's reference to peasants. It is fitting.
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Vaari is so awesome.
Rather than questioning his words, the peasants would've better learning at his wise feet.
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Many of your peasant have for long witnessed my goldy in Providence. I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, golden mountain, self proclaimed prophet, skilled industrialist, speaker of unquestioned truth, banisher of all witches, carrier of the Heaven's light teacher of faith and many more impressive titles wish to speak and teach you about my glory.
Im, not just any peasant from the lycky amarrian house or family, who recieved the honor to have their member part of this, independent spaceship captain program. Im head of my noble house, and I made my own decision. It is very much more than majority of spaceship captains of my Empire could do in their time of fate. Many of them were forced to enlist the academy, for they were shame to their families, altough today they are without no doubt most influental members of their houses. I have no doubt, that there is not a single purely peasant family left, whose member is part of this spaceship captain program.
I, was from wealthy and noble house, and it was I alone who made the decision. There were objections of course, since being part of this campaign means some sinnister means. Most known of these are evil cloning, where God's work are desecrated by our own work.
I knew all this when I signed myself in. I had saw a vision. Glorious, blazing vision, where I, Lord Vaari were in key position of returning my Empire position in this galaxy and beyond. I do not care if my cloned flesh is tainted, for I cannot help it. What I can do, is to ensure my spirit and will is free and pure of thoughts, for it leads to sin.
I have been independent spaceship captain for many years. Unlike many others, I have not kept a single vacation, and not a single week of freedom from this burden is at sight if mine. I have seen valiant people, like my good and close friend Lord Aralis, Lady Grr and humble Sir Daedalus, but I have also undestood my mission. God has spoken to me. He is with me, in person. I can feel the God's presence, and it is my duty to form the unified spiritual front on amarr outside the Empire's borders.
Im Lord Vaari, and Im the singe most glorious amarr outside the Empire's broders. There is no simply room for questioning that, for God is with me. Does any mortal man possess the endurance I do when it comes to hardships? There have been times when invaders and holders both have been against me, but always I. Öor vaari have endured.
Im native to the Providence, and Providence is one with me. Im her spiritual hearth, and she is my astral body resting place.
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Am I the only one that thinks that vaari's broken english combined with his attitude is the single most endearing part of his entire character?
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Am I the only one that thinks that vaari's broken english combined with his attitude is the single most endearing part of his entire character?
It is not for ones such as us to question his grammatical choices.
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God has revealed new and greater rules of grammar and spelling unto His Most Favoured of Prophets.
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Am I really the only one who just doesn't find this whole thing very funny?
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Am I really the only one who just doesn't find this whole thing very funny?
Not likely to be the only one, but most here seem to be able to find the humor in Vaari's behaviour. The serious ammount of sarcastic humor in here should be proof of that, combined with the man's near zero respect from.... well, anyone, IC.
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I find it pretty hilarious, and consider that almost like genius because I can personnally feel a lot of depth in the character itself (yes, yes, especially consider how a jester he is and also how harmless he is, without which it would not be funny at all).
But heh, tastes... Humor varies greatly between people.
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Am I really the only one who just doesn't find this whole thing very funny?
No.
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Down with the haters! Lord Vaari saw fit to grace the General Discussion board with his presence!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=302234#post302234
[quote ="Vaari"]I, Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, founder and despot of the Imperal Pharmacy, self proclaimed prophet, golden mountain, worlds most beloved hero, carrier of the heaven's light, speaker of unquestioned truth, teacher of faith will usualy give name which have two part.
If ship is owned by my corporation, it has IPS (Imperial Pharmacy Ship) on first of its name. Then it has usually name which is biblical, or inspires its captain to perform one's duty well, and it is also suited for the ship. Very often, if you only know the name, you can tell what kind of ship it is. IPS Cargoliner, IPS Ironworks, IPS Oppressor, IPS Furious
If ship is owned by me, it usually, but not always have two carefully chosen names, which are ofter biblical, or atleast heroic and also fit for the ship class.
Ark: Ceremony of Creation
Archon: Divine Oppressor
Anathema: Vigilante Eternas
Absolution: Resolution of Hector
Paladin: Edict of War
Crusader: Heathen's End
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Love it.
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Vaari is still worthy of this tread, btw.
And one.
(http://backstage.eve-inspiracy.com/index.php?topic=2200.0[this[/url)
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I like what Vaari does, but that doesn't win him a free pass from me IC, since he represents everything that Graelyn seeks to purge from the Empire.
However, I know he has folks near him who are not as pleased, since I have been assured by CVA diplomats that killing Vaari will not lead to hostilities between AM and CVA. :yar:
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That's kind of was obvious, even to non-Amarr folks. I'm confident the only character that think CVA will be annoyed with people who kill Vaari is Vaari himself :twisted:
Still, Vaari entertains me to no end and even if I was supposed to be asleep at the time, I don't regret digging in the archives and necro'ing this. Makes it easier to comment and link next time we get a win-post from the Empire's favored son o7
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In the name of Vaari, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas.
Golden mountain. Uberman of wisdom.
This monocle was good finding. Now i can fin my manhoond and urinate at long last without mechanical aid.
Man of distinguished taste:
Two days ago I docked to the Supernova Federation space station. I had plans to relax and scheming how to raise my status in Providence. I paid astronomical docking bill, and expected a little comfort, since I had calculated taxes my member brought me all day.
After I walked only decent hall way from my ship to my quarters, I almost saw flaming pits of the burning Hell at the edges of my vision. Room was dirty. There could not be find any luxury im used to, and that damned door was like nailed. I could not get it open, nor get the message out of the station personell to come and open it for me. Im almost sure I heard something outside the door, like scratching. No matter how hard I tried, that door just stayed shut and im sure no one have cleaning that room after I, Lord Vaari left it. I ordered my members to visit several space stations around the Providence, and even beyond, but message was always the same. Astronomical docking fees, small dirty room and door that wont open.
Vaari, the eternal one, makes a demand to the GM brotherhood:
I sent petition this morning to you, because my old rorqual cannot find its assembly lines. Now get your festering rear ends into our base of operations and start fixing the problem. Soon we must cease mining.
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Vaari DEMANDS respect... (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=119224&find=unread)
...from Providence's one resident. I wonder who that may be. :!: :?:
I wonder if he did the singular intentional, because that's the single (no pun) most hilarious part of his post.
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Vaari DEMANDS respect... (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=119224&find=unread)
...from Providence's one resident. I wonder who that may be. :!: :?:
I wonder if he did the singular intentional, because that's the single (no pun) most hilarious part of his post.
When that got brought up the other day, I offered a way of playing around with this a bit: register a pilot named Resident Resident, take him to 9UY4-H, and contract one container named "Respect" to Vaari. It'd fulfill the very singular portion of his demand ;)
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Disaster!
If Vaari's employees and slaves are to be believed, he has had his pilots license revoked!
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Surely he wasn't botting.
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This is a devastating day to all of EVEdom!
Without the shining light of Lord Vaari to guide us all, surely we will be lost in the eternal darkness, swallowed whole by the encroaching depths of depravity and suffering!
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https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=121622&find=unread
All I can really come up with in response to this is 'lol'
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This thread is now about all the different things Lord Vaari, earl of Sosan VII, founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, archbishop of the Church of Providence, skilled industrialist, great miner, carrier of the Heaven's light, speaker of unquestioned truth, the world's most beloved hero, teacher of faith, self proclaimed prophet, guardian angel of the Providence, bringer of salvation, lion of the universe, blessed mortal, example of all clergy and golden mountain should be able to do as part and parcel of his exalted position with the Amarr Empire and the Game of EVE as a whole. (http://"https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=119224&find=unread")
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Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1579472#post1579472)
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Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1579472#post1579472)
Great Miner of the Heavens! He returns!
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Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1579472#post1579472)
Great Miner of the Heavens! He returns!
Not a proper Vaari thread - he didn't list all of his titles. It's an impostor.
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Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1579472#post1579472)
Great Miner of the Heavens! He returns!
Not a proper Vaari thread - he didn't list all of his titles. It's an impostor.
You suggest there is a limit to Vaari's titles. What is this.
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Today my list of glorious victories saw another triumphnant victory. (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1579472#post1579472)
Great Miner of the Heavens! He returns!
Not a proper Vaari thread - he didn't list all of his titles. It's an impostor.
You suggest there is a limit to Vaari's titles. What is this.
There's a lower limit. It's not zero, which is how many of his titles were listed in the post.
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He grew weary of listing his titles this time in his post about how hard it is to be a leader. Great post!
I'm Lord Vaari! Earl of Sosan VII, archbishop of the Church of Providence, Guardian angel of the Providence, Golden mountain, Self proclaimed prophet, Skilled miner, Great industrialist, Speaker of unquestioned truth, Teacher of faith, Carrier of the Heaven's light, Beacon of righteousness, Founder of the Imperial Pharmacy, Despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, Sanctifier of the R3 Jump bridge device and many more impressive titles.
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https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=141997&find=unread (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=141997&find=unread)
Suddenly, Vaari killmails
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We're all just high bounty 'rats in Vaari's vast PVE game....
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[Edit: (That wasn't nice of me to say....)]
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Love his posts, though his recent habbit of adressing game mechanic changes that his disagree with through IC communication appears a bit misplaced.
But, he has a strong personality that really stands out. I sadly have difficulties distinquishing between most personas in IGS; their character traits being far less pronounced and consistent as Vaari.
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It looks like our very own Graelyn is going out for blood! I am conflicted! Shock! Horror!
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It looks like our very own Graelyn is going out for blood! I am conflicted! Shock! Horror!
My ISK is on friend and former corpmate Graelyn.
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(So is mine but :shh:)
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I do not fear you, nor your hounds. Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God. There is nothing i fear.
Epic
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Minutes after he posted that he took off for Jita and did not come out. 8)
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Lord Vaari once addressed my character as Lord, after I very politely explained that if he wished to be addressed by me in such a way he should address me in a similar manner. Of course, I did not return the courtesy; I simply called him Vaari. Repeatedly, despite his protests.
"Why do you not call me Lord?" he asked in apparent confusion.
"Because, Vaari, you demand respect you have not earned."
His reply, though I do not remember the exact wording, was short. He quickly made an excuse to leave the channel, and I never had to deal with him again.
Strangely, it is one of my fondest memories of EVE Online. Vaari is a personality in EVE that defined the early RP experiences I had, and probably will never have again.
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I am in the middle of a beautiful interaction (http://"https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1835564#post1835564") with Lord Vaar right this moment!
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Lord Vaari has the CSM at his beck and call!
I, Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VII, Founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, self proclaimed prophet, golden mountain, the world's most beloved hero, teacher of faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, high father. archbishop of the Church of Providence, carrier of the Heaven's light, symbol of unchallenged victory, manifestation of faith, hero of the Providence, liberator of Providence, paragon of all virtues, skilled miner, great industrialist, inspiring leader, and many more impressive titles demand that CSM member will contact me as soon as possible!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2251546#post2251546
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Capsuleers are actively encouraged to arrange gifts, even late ones, for the Great Lord Vaari!
Since I, Lord Vaari have recieved less presents as I thought, I must give an ultimatum of all friendly organizations. If you do not meet my wishes as a birthday present, it will have negative impact for our relations. If we owe you a favor, without gift that favor will be considered fullfilled.
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(http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/Vaari/Vaarin-juhlat-1-YC113-www.jpg)
well...this is the link
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/Vaari/Vaarin-juhlat-1-YC113-www.jpg
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Vaari is so... Vaari (:
I'd really like to see more like Vaari!
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Capsuleers are actively encouraged to arrange gifts, even late ones, for the Great Lord Vaari!
Since I, Lord Vaari have recieved less presents as I thought, I must give an ultimatum of all friendly organizations. If you do not meet my wishes as a birthday present, it will have negative impact for our relations. If we owe you a favor, without gift that favor will be considered fullfilled.
:lol:
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Likely the most lol-worthy part of the tread in question, tbh.
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Tiberius does not compute as Varri breaks the rules of math.
Lulz were had. (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2505683#post2505683)
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Vaari's answer to that WAS appropriately holderish! "I'm Lord Vaari" with the unspoken implication being that because he is Lord Vaari, math works the way he says it does. :cube:
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I very nearly died reading that. Fantastic.
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Confirming I appreciate Vaari in the midst of the less funny crazies out there...
Ill mention no names...
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Dammit. Entertaining stuff is happening and making me think it'd be fun to play eve again. This needs to stop.
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To be fair, Stickers, Vaari is great for reasons completely unrelated to EVE itself. Vaari is omnipresent in his greatness.
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Yup. I must admit I read the first post just thinking "there's some mistake here", but as it became clear, I couldn't stop laughing with the maths. :D
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If I recall correctly, this is not the first time there's been such of a "tax break" in IPHAR. The High Father could have set the tax into 100%, therefore effectively, the tax is lowered by 85%! Praise the Holder. And God.
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All hail The Golden Mountain!
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Vaari breaking math and Tibs was amusing, but I like the idea from later in the thread of Holders grateful for the lost secrets of ostrich herding. 12.6% of neutral is still neutral, even in IPHAR Math, right?
(http://go-dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/Vaari/Iphar_Propaganda_Visits.jpg)
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I love the irony of their latin there.
Non nobis domine non nobis sed nomini tuo da gloriam.
"Not to us, O Lord, not to us, but to thy name give glory"
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On the 12.6% improved relations poster, I read between the lines as: "Lord Vaari went to eight organizations to pursue better standings. One in eight was improved. Since it would be impossible for Vaari to fail, we'll count the other seven as a slight improvement as well."
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http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/Vaari/Iphar_Propaganda_Leaders.jpg (http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/Vaari/Iphar_Propaganda_Leaders.jpg)
:lol:
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Lord Vaari makes it crystal clear that no one is above him ...except for the great many who are above him. (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2566945#post2566945)
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The latest "Vaari teaches IPHAR how to mine ice" sounds like we'll need vaarilookingatthings.tumblr.com.
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Vaari strikes against his enemies (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2653465#post2653465)!
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Hrr
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Vaari will be seeking CSM membership in the next election. (https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=233960)
No, really. No joke.
Y'know I'd be more than slightly tempted to vote for him. If only to see who is behind such inspired lunacy.
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I think there is a video of him talking in public in a con, but personal information and stuff, so even if I still had the link, wouldn't share. He's also somewhat trolly when writing under his own name (there is a specific gaming forum that enforces this).
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I think there is a video of him talking in public in a con, but personal information and stuff, so even if I still had the link, wouldn't share. He's also somewhat trolly when writing under his own name (there is a specific gaming forum that enforces this).
Tell me, is his English just as awesome IRL?
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Tell me, is his English just as awesome IRL?
While in general Finns have good command of the English language, we tend not to talk it amongst ourselves. (Well, Nokia and a few other companies where corporate policy states that meetings must be conducted in English even if no non-Finns are present are an exception.)
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Why does Nokia do that?
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Technically, if you've passed through the Finnish school system within the last few decades, you're supposed to speak Finnish, Swedish and English. So technically, it doesn't matter, and when there's lots of foreign people involved, it may be easier to use broken English instead of do things partially in Finnish and partially in broken English and have the translator try to figure out what has been discussed.
But this is going well out of topic now. He's mellowed out a fair bit from the days when he was occasionnally compared to Mr. Niilo Paasivirta (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niilo_Paasivirta).
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I just hope he is aware of how entertaining we find his antics to be.
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There is evidence of true appreciation of Lord Vaari in his election announcement thread. May it continue!
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This thread slumbers more than me.
Great Lord Vaari has imperial ambitions, with a view towards leading an alliance. You still have time to pledge your allegiance. I hear His shoe collection needs a couple of extra polishers.
Imperial Pharmacy has been looking for alliance inside Providence, but so far none has been met our high demands of religious capability.
We have thought that we could form our own alliances, if enought corporations would like to join.
Is your corporation following the God's guidance? Would you be willing to live in Providence and in unison with other religious and good willing corporations?
Loyalty to the Amarr Empire is not of course demanded, but hostility is not tolerated. Faith in the God must be absolute and alliance members should seek to spread religion, especially inside the Providence.
Our alliance would aim to get sovereignity over one or more systems, but with earning them trough peace, not conquering them. We would follow the wise guidance of the CVA regarding Provi Block security and foreign policy.
We, the Lord Vaari would of course be leader of the alliance.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=3837160#post3837160
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I love this thread. Twelve pages long, lasted years and breaking the rules like a motherfucker :yar:
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Poor Vaari. Everyone's pretty mean spirited to him in this new IGS birthday thread :(
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=298652&find=unread
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Poor Vaari. Everyone's pretty mean spirited to him in this new IGS birthday thread :(
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=298652&find=unread
Unwashed arrogant pod-pilots do not appreciate the value this great man has to the even less washed, non-pod-pilot masses. He is an eternal hero, a man who lives by his own standards and not by the standards of others, a man who invented providence, a man who..
You get the idea.
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A Golden Mountain ?
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If Lord Vaari was a Chinese businessman...
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2014/01/the_chen_guangbiao_business_card_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_card/1389284583.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg)
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If Lord Vaari was a Chinese businessman...
(http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2014/01/the_chen_guangbiao_business_card_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_card/1389284583.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg)
oh god my sides.
I want that to be real. And it actually might be.
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Reading the comments on a blog post about the CSM and this little gem appears...
(http://i.imgur.com/s0meL70.png)
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hahahahaha
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Ours is the right to decide if our alliance seems someone fit to rule over us. It was not so this time.
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Ours is the right to decide if our alliance seems someone fit to rule over us. It was not so this time.
Never change man. Never :3
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One could say a laser is very high technology non material vibrator.
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Legit voted for the prophet. I want space hats
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It's never wrong to vote for space hats
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I believe in Vaari Dent.
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I voted for you Vaari. Never give up, you'll make it to the council someday.
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+1 Also voted for Vaari :)
Maybe we'll get more hats anyway!
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[16:44:23] Vaari > /emote whispers on Lord Graelyn ear "forgive me my lrod for interrupting, but what does humble means?"
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Vaari > I have not done this ever before
Vaari > Im crying
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Lord vaari stands for vanity. Vote golden mountain hero of providence for csm!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=471543
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The results confirm yet again the peasants are to stupid for democracy! We need to subjugate them under Lord Vaari's guidance for their own wellfare.
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It's pretty unbelievable to think that Vaari has come so far as to run for the CSM (even though, let's be real, he isn't getting in). Because to me, he's still just some bum on the outskirts of our pirate territory in the Bleak Lands. Now he's a bona fide cult hero/leader.
He is a character. In fact, that expression raises the question.. is he roleplaying? Where does Vaari's character begin and end? I know, I know, Vaari is infinite, so I'm asking for the impossible in seeking such understanding.
I think I'll vote for him if I'm subbed next time when the vote comes around.
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I had a chance to meet 'Vaari's representative' at Fanfest(Dam-Torsad). He was a very pleasant chap, with a good sense of humor. I informed about this fanclub, he seemed a bit surprised :D
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I had a chance to meet 'Vaari's representative' at Fanfest(Dam-Torsad). He was a very pleasant chap, with a good sense of humor. I informed about this fanclub, he seemed a bit surprised :D
Pics or it didn't happen!
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I had a chance to meet 'Vaari's representative' at Fanfest(Dam-Torsad). He was a very pleasant chap, with a good sense of humor. I informed about this fanclub, he seemed a bit surprised :D
Pics or it didn't happen!
https://twitter.com/VaariValius/status/739847479164833792/photo/1
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I had a chance to meet 'Vaari's representative' at Fanfest(Dam-Torsad). He was a very pleasant chap, with a good sense of humor. I informed about this fanclub, he seemed a bit surprised :D
Pics or it didn't happen!
https://twitter.com/VaariValius/status/739847479164833792/photo/1
Great glory, great great glory.
I approve.
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I've been a loyal fan of Vaari for years. It's a cherished part of my character's background that in college her peer group had a brief fad for Vaari-based inside jokes and media, leading to a non-trivial number of tshirts, posters, and extremely amateurish techno remixes of his spoken-word recordings.
She's still got a much-beloved shirt in her mom's attic that she doesn't dare take with her onto any ship for fear it gets blown up. It says GOLDEN MOUNTAINS in big, mustard-colored letters directly over the bust.
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Vaari is still around? Glad to know some things in the universe haven't changed. :lol:
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2017 has come and yet no mention of beloved mountain.
Hrr
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2017 has come and yet no mention of beloved mountain.
Hrr
Lord Vaari is active in CVA RP, he is vying for the head of the Providence Theological Institute as laid out in the Conclave of Providence YC118 (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k2WwznoA0RsEUg5FA7zqs2snGNEYibv-ekj1uw-4q4k/edit) document.
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He is a character. In fact, that expression raises the question.. is he roleplaying? Where does Vaari's character begin and end? I know, I know, Vaari is infinite, so I'm asking for the impossible in seeking such understanding.
Vaari is always in-character. No, really, he is. When people say they're never OOC, this is whom they mean.
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This has changed slightly as of late.
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Possibly due to the effect of Provi slack maybe and the trouble he's gotten himself into for not being willing to drop character ever? That is if you mean he's not 100% IC all the time these days, Graelyn.
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I mean he's been visiting the OOC channels and talking out of character about life and the game.
It's not like I'm accusing him of some crime.
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I didn't say you did. The only one accusing here is me, and I'm specifically accusing him of being kicked from the server after a long history of unsufferable behaviour in totally-not-roleplay channels. Doesn't help his case that he consistently broke server rules despite repeated warnings and advice, which was the straw that broke the camel's back. Though to be fair and balanced, he was also trolled a tonne, which a number of us complained about and was what lead to the Provi IC forums finally becoming a thing.
I'm glad he's mellowing out now.
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So much for mellowing out, I think...
His rally song to the leaders of Provi was rather epic, at least
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Golden Mountain has been revealing codex vaari and the faithful have not posted it here!
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6852928
In other revelations I was reminded that they released an expansion called Rubicon, clearly named after a former Ammatar station that once operated at the derelik border in providence. The CCP spies...
I leave you with the sounds of the Rubicon, lovingly recorded by AFC staff a month or two before it fell into barbarian hands: https://youtu.be/naMvxFq4_zM
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Any further news on his Lordship, hero of providence?
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""One loyal and faithful capsuleer subject communicated in unorthodox but comprehensible fashion to the effect that they should be accorded priestly and noble rights over various Imperial territories and subjects. This petition was denied, though the Privy Council notes that the Jarldom of Sosan VII is attested in the Book of Records as a right title, though qualified under the fiefdom of Jayai as only establishing legal title and control over the northern polar square meter of Sosan VII for purposes of noble anchoring in the soil of Holy Amarr. So ordered in the Privy Council of Her Imperial Majesty Catiz I."
Source: https://community.eveonline.com/news/news-channels/world-news/empress-catiz-i-honors-amarr-loyalist-capsuleer-groups-pie-and-cva-and-responds-to-petitions/
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Any further news on his Lordship, hero of providence?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Exalted Conclave of Aegis Militia, the true and honest alliance of Amarr Empire has granted me honorary positions of following great titles:
Lord Fabricator of the Aegis Militia
Ecumenical Patriarch of the Aegis Militia
May God grand me wisdom and strength to bring glory to my office, alliance and Empire.
For the Empress, beloved by all.
As did vaari announce recently.