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Title: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Gesakaarin on 01 Nov 2012, 23:34
So, I've been amusing myself with this random generator here (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/fatguy.html)

Amusement then lead to inspiration and this:

"She appears to be a typical Kaalakiota businesswoman, but she dresses like a Gestapo Officer. Her eyes glow with mysterious mystery and her hair is blacker than the blackest black times infinity, but secretly she is a half-android with amnesia.

She is an interdimensional traveler created by Nazi scientists during World War II and she will fight her enemies with the power to absorb enemies into her body or to fire orbital cannons.

Her friends and enemies call her Veikitamo Gesakaarin.

Her constant companion is a huge angsty neckbearded Caldari man who is also secretly her vampiric-werewolf lover.

Her favoured weapon is a Caldari Navy Condor that fires missiles that explode through any material."

So in the interests of self-deprecation, how would others describe their characters in the most cliched and generic means possible?
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Gottii on 02 Nov 2012, 00:49
"Her friends and enemies call her Cancercaller Hitlerpetal!"

Probably the most awful, offensive name that could ever be designed, and done so randomly!
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Silas Vitalia on 02 Nov 2012, 11:45
Lesbian Space Vampire?

D'oh! :(

Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Mitara Newelle on 02 Nov 2012, 12:34
OMG this is so horrible LOL!

"she will fight her enemies with the power to heal any living creature or to frighten demons"
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Lyn Farel on 02 Nov 2012, 13:33
Lesbian Space Vampire?

D'oh! :(

She appears to be a normal model except she dresses like a Inuit elf, her eyes are completely white and her hair is three different shades of grey and she wears it as a pigtail, but secretly she is actually a half-ghost.
She is a lost time-traveler in search of her kidnapped thrice illustrious sister and she will fight her enemies with the power to summon shadow clones of herself or to eat vampires.
Her friends and enemies call her Lightcreator Deathfang!
Her constant companion is an enslaved Ni-Kunni mecha who is also the phylactery of her soul.
Her favored weapon is a blood stained sacrifice cutlass which will appear in her hands when she calls it.


Feel any better ? :3
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Aldrith Shutaq on 02 Nov 2012, 15:40
Need a male version with names like these:

http://mst3krollfizzlebeef.ytmnd.com/

Punch Rockgroin
Gristle McThornbody
Dirk Hardpec
Buff Drinklot
Bulk Vanderhuge
Big McLarge-Huge
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: kalaratiri on 04 Nov 2012, 07:38
She appears to be a normal martial artist except she dresses like a druidess mad scientist, her eyes glows with arcane power and her hair is neon-green and has a wild bushy goth look to it, but secretly she is actually a half-slimegirl.
She is a scientific experiment gone wrong who is also rumored to be a demi-goddess and she will fight her enemies with the power to summon a rabid army of fanboys or to eat vampires.
Her friends and enemies call her Awesomethighs Featherwing!
Her constant companion is a amorous ancient demon who is also her superior officer.
Her favored weapon is a bio-mechanical freezing sniper rifle which made from the bones of her slain foes.


Success.
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Katrina Oniseki on 04 Nov 2012, 15:46
(http://awesomenator.com/content/2011/04/lol-face.jpg)
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Myyona on 05 Nov 2012, 06:52
Tis sounds a bit like a Skyrim character:

She appears to be a normal journalist except she dresses like a Inuit pirate, her eyes have irises that looks like pink roses and her hair is pitch black and full of neon-colored extensions, but secretly she is actually a half-zergling.
She is unknowingly the queen of her kind who reincarnates in a new body every 666 years and she will fight her enemies with the power to transform into a dragon or to punch people in the dick.
Her friends and enemies call her Cancerhammer Heavydancer!
Her constant companion is a spirit intelligent dragon who is also both her mother and father.
Her favored weapon is a shining burning mallet which will appear in her hands when she calls it.

Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Halete on 07 Nov 2012, 08:45
Somebody created a generator that pulls ex-TRA bios?
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: kalaratiri on 08 Nov 2012, 04:35
Somebody created a generator that pulls ex-TRA bios?

Ba-dum tish
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Ava Starfire on 08 Nov 2012, 06:59
Somebody created a generator that pulls ex-TRA bios?

Ive been found out. Damn.
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Ava Starfire on 08 Nov 2012, 07:03
On second thought, I think I remember this person...

She appears to be a normal lawyer except she dresses like a elf gothic lolita, her eyes are like a cat's eyes and her hair is rainbow colored and changes color depending on her mood, but secretly she is actually a half-slimegirl.
She is a chaos cultist raised by wild animals and she will fight her enemies with the power to summon shadow clones of herself or to take the shape of anyone she fucks.
Her friends and enemies call her Sparklefur Shadowriver!
Her constant companion is a Mexican spirit super saiyan who is also the phylactery of her soul.
Her favored weapon is a freezing acidic flamethrower which makes anyone hit with it her slave
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Kentt on 17 Nov 2012, 02:24
Lol... wow, so that's where your bio came from.  I agree, there needs to be a male version.  Then all RPers can have a mass idenity crisis one day and plunge the rest of EVE into mass confusion.  I can't stop laughing... and can't stop hitting F5.

She appears to be a normal journalist except she dresses like a witch shaman, her eyes have rainbow colored irises and her hair is golden and is short cut, but secretly she is actually a half-Japanese.
She is a secret agent whose blood is the cure for cancer and she will fight her enemies with the power to take the shape of anyone she fucks or to transform her limbs into sharp blades.
Her friends and enemies call her Unicornbeast Cherryfang!
Her constant companion is a huge angsty faerie who is also a figment of her imagination.
Her favored weapon is a dragonbone adamantium scissor which will imprison anyone damaged by it in a parallel dimension.
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: Anxiang on 12 Dec 2012, 04:43
She appears to be a normal teenager except she dresses like a skateboarder schoolgirl, her eyes have rainbow colored irises and her hair is sky blue and full of neon-colored extensions, but secretly she is actually a half-ghost.
She is the daughter of the president who is part of a secret organization and she will fight her enemies with the power to re-animate the dead as her slaves or to transform her limbs into firearms.
Her friends and enemies call her Dayfang Mysteryfang!
Her constant companion is a befriended friendly doll who is also her means of transport.
Her favored weapon is a darksteel golden axe which cannot be used by anyone else.
Title: Re: Mary-Sue Background Generator
Post by: BloodBird on 12 Dec 2012, 08:45
Another half-Ghost.

Youmu rip-offs are starting to get old by now.