that the ISHAEKA Reports warned about the Sansha Nation Incursions possiblily occuring.
Kyllsa Siikanen > If you're that horny, might I suggest your hand, instead of someone else's lover?Rek Jaiga flails his arms again > That'd be complicated!
[02:04:00] Liam Antolliere > Kala used to be such a good girl...[02:04:14] Liam Antolliere shakes his head in disappointment.
[00:40:31] John Revenent > oooohhhhhhhhhhh[00:40:38] John Revenent > ARE YA READY KIDS?!AYE AYE CAPTAIN!I CAN'T HEEEAARR YOOOUUU!AYE AYE CAPTAIN!OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH...WHO LIVES IN A CORMORANT UNDER THE POS?JOHNBOB SQUARESHIP!!!OUR GRUMPY OLD ISHUKONE ROLEPLAYING BOSS?JOHNBOB SQUARESHIP!!!IF EVE ONLINE NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH...JOHNBOB SQUARESHIP!!!THEN GET IN A DRAKE AND DIE LIKE A BITCH!JOHNBOB SQUARESHIP!!!SING IT!JOHNBOB SQUARESHIP,JOHNBOB SQUARESHIP,JOHNBOB SQUARESHIP,JOHNBOOOOOB SQUARESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!
[16:31:02] Katrina Oniseki > I like to imagine Miz IRL as a hard smoking and drinking femme fatale who drives an old rustbucket, lives in a run down studio, perpetually drunk and snarkastic, with short clipped hair and lesbian leanings. Add tats and piercings.[16:33:04] Katrina Oniseki Ava IRL is a five foot tall miniature hyperactive punkish girl with big wide eyes that absolutely has to touch and mess with everything more expensive than a potato, despite all warnings. Also tends to fling herself at police in a fit of high-pitched furious shouts in some archaic language. Runs excessively fast, constantly asks questions, tugs on shirt sleeves for attention all the time but can't remember what she was going to say so she just grins and says hi.[16:35:39] Katrina Oniseki > Kala is a a laid back lesbian rock groupie who gave up the high life thirty years ago. Has slept with Sting, Aerosmith, and one of the members of N*Sync but can't remember who. Still has a tattoo of someone's dick on her thigh, isn't sure when she got it. Is generally a cool sort of person, though slightly eccentric. Talks about sustainable energy a lot. Gives amazing blowjobs.[16:38:19] Katrina Oniseki > Halcyon is even more laid back than Kala. More of a curvy milf. Has several kids, humongous tits, and absolutely no energy. Single and looking, is eating gluten-free because she has to, so 'fuck you' to all the fad eaters. eyes are perpetually stoned looking, drives an old minivan. Is totally willing to enjoy a casual friends with benefits arrangement.[16:40:22] Katrina Oniseki > Sid is a 17 year old rock star with a mohawk inside. Today he has a corner office on the 40th floor of a major office building in a big city. He's a punk sk8er boy caught in the adult world of office politics, and takes it out by being either the most awesome or most horrible boss you can imagine, depending on if you're a sniveling little shitty worker, or if you're actually pretty competent.[16:43:12] Katrina Oniseki > Vince is a 400 pound neckbeard with a bit of an Oedipus complex and a fedora. He tends to yell angry things in Finnish at anyone who interrupts his daily inebriation, but is otherwise a fairly enjoyable fellow as long as you're too drunk to see. He enjoys cold bleak winters, and dark humor, and generally hates everyone so much that it swings back around into a sort of "I like you because I hate you" situation, so he makes friends with people by abusing them emotionally.[16:45:34] Katrina Oniseki > Vikarion is a corporate legal manager. He enjoys smiling and quoting exerpts of company policy to downtrodden workers of the great beareucratic machine. He has refined tastes, a strong work ethic, and a non-existant social life. Vikarion is a likable fellow, like most people, though you'd better not ask for a goddamned thing you haven't earned or you'll swiftly get put right the fuck down. Yes, this includes passing the salt. YOU HAVENT EARNED THE SALT.
[20:26:38] Body Shield > teach me how to be like yooooouuu[20:26:48] Suleiman Shouaa > step 1 - fit drake with frig mwd[20:27:05] Suleiman Shouaa > step 2 - replace web & point for dual codebreakers so you can crack some codes like a boss[20:27:25] Suleiman Shouaa > step 3 - jump into 2 tengus and cry as you burn back to gate at 350m/s[20:27:36] Suleiman Shouaa > step 4 - watch as your mwd burns out after 3 cycles[20:27:47] Suleiman Shouaa > step 5 - you die 150m off gate like a scrub[20:27:51] Suleiman Shouaa > step 6 - you are me
[20:12:51] Tiberious Thessalonia > Rule two[20:12:58] Kalaratiri > Suck dick!
Tiberious Thessalonia > I am a moderator. My job is to stop fun things from happening.
CCP Dolan > Ugh, they're RPing.
Norrin Ellis > TS-F is, by my estimation, the largest single-corporation collection of RP asshats in EVE.
[03:21:50] Makoto Priano > Ms. Varren is indeed a precious flower.
[17:33:21] Kalaratiri > Dick jokes aside, I have a personal love for Citadel Torpedos
Aldrith Shutaq Oct 31st, 2017I force people to interact with the lore when i kill them and scream scripture in local
Korsavius Jan 3rd, 2017I may be a nerd but I have swag
Korsavius Nov 17th, 2016i hear caldari space lesbians of the patriot bloc are predisposed to violent outbursts
Aradinobot (Beep Boop) Oct 7th, 2016I am Aradina, Harbinger of the Titties after all.
CCP Falcon Jun 11th, 2017A WARWARGARBL
CCP Delegate Zero May 20th, 2017so they then just, well, lentils
Samira Kernher May 19th, 2017Y'all need enslavin'
CCP Falcon Apr 5th, 2017DOOO DO DO DO DOOO DOOO DO DO DO DOOOOO >>> SCOPE GALACTIC NEWS NETWORK BREAKING NEWS MAKOTO PRIANO IS A BUTT
CCP Falcon Mar 31st, 2017MAKOTO PRIANO CONFIRMED TO BE A TURD
CCP Pointy Bits Mar 10th, 2017yeah, the art team mostly works on important stuff like rubberbanding and lag
[CSM] Steve 'There's an App for that' Ronuken Feb 21st, 2017https://i.imgur.com/YVupETa.png
Jurius Doctor Dec 30th, 2016Your momma's so fat when the Minmatar tried brick-tanking her they built a residential neighborhood by accident
Aradinobot (Beep Boop) Dec 1st, 2016have you tried to entosis a jettisoned entosis link?
Makoto Priano Oct 31st, 2016"On a scale of can of spam to Sleeper, how dead are the Talocan?" "I fucking hate you, Makoto. I plead the fifth."
Tiberius Wenchel > No one ever answered my semen question.Uraniae Fehrnah > ....semen question?Morwen Lagann > Tib, ask your Vegan Shaman or whatever you guys go to for guidance :pTiberius Wenchel > I'm not a vegan.Morwen Lagann > ... Okay, ask a vegan shaman, etc.Tiberius Wenchel > I have considered it though, and would like to know if I would be able to swallow semen.Louella Dougans > it's probably okKalaratiri > It's all natural!Repentence Tyrathlion > /emote is a vegan and has been asked this beforeMorwen Lagann > lmaoLouella Dougans > the logical extension of it not being OK would be the extinction of humanityAlizabeth Vea > WhoaNorrin Ellis > This conversation has turned kinda gross.Alizabeth Vea > full stopRepentence Tyrathlion > I never bothered to work out an answer, mind.Louella Dougans > cos of mulkLouella Dougans > anywayz Tiberius Wenchel > I think probably no, unless it was your own.
Tiberius Wenchel > I think probably no, unless it was your own.
[21:20:37] Utari Onzo > Sex is everywhere and has become normal. I'm not interested in normal for my escapism entertainment.
Graelyn > Stop seducing Amarrians.Graelyn > It's addictive I know.