That one of the primary exports of the Amarrian Theology Council is booze? (Theology Council in-game info, Market Activity tab).
WHY DONT WE JUST USE PAPER TOWELS? THEY'RE CHEAPER (I think?), OR TOILET PAPER FOR THAT MATTER?
"FreshX Sanitary Sprays®. Strong enough to to scrub, gentle enough to leave a mild blush on your cheeks. For only the most discerning and daring of private moments."
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