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General Discussion => The Speakeasy: OOG/Off-topic Discussion => Topic started by: Benjamin Shepherd on 01 Oct 2010, 00:07
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Pick one of the words that you see in the question that you feel fits you, then ask and await a reply. And so on.
Dystopia or utopia?
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Utopia
Chocolate or Vanilla?
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Chocolate
Fall or Spring
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Spring.
Absolute or Relative?
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Relative
Truth or Certainty?
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Truth
Misanthropy or Xenophobia?
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Misanthropy
Overthinking or spontaneous?
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Spontaneous.
Fast or slow?
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Slow.
Static or Dynamic?
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Static.
Thing 1 or Thing 2?
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Thing 1.
Sand or dirt?
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Dirt
Boxers or Briefs
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Dirt
Boxers or Briefs
briefs, but I prefer actual panties >_>
Cake or Death?
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Cake.
Coffee or Tea?
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Coffee
Vodka or Whiskey?
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Cake.
Coffee or Tea?
"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"
also, whiskey
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Peaches or Nectarines?
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Peaches
Lager or Ale?
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Ale.
Punches or kicks?
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Punches.
Jovians or Sanshas?
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Sansharawr.
Rifters or Punishers?
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rifters all the way
cyberpunk, or daft punk
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Cyberpunk.
Steampunk, or Steam Downloads?
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Ooh, tough one.
Steam Downloads.
White Chocolate or Dark?
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White chocolate FTW.
Reason or instinct?
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Reason
Kittens or Chicks?
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Kittens, definetly.
Summer or winter?
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Winter. (you can bundle up against the cold)
Early mornings or late nights?
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Late nights.
Star Trek or Star Wars?
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Star Wars. (sox saxon)
Wind power or solar power?
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Solar power.
Black hat or white hat?
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Black hat.
Gold or silver?
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Gold
Pirates or Ninja's
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Pirates.
Cthulhu or God?
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Cthulhu
Alexander the Great or Alexander Rykis?
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Cthulhu
Alexander the Great or Alexander Rykis?
Alexander Rykis, def.
Social democracy or democratic socialism?
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Social democracy! I hate commies!
Mega shark or giant octopus?
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Shark_Versus_Giant_Octopus)
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Giant Octopus!
Corn Chips or Potato Chips (Crisps, whatever)?
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Giant Octopus!
Corn Chips or Potato Chips (Crisps, whatever)?
corn crisps generally, but sometimes you just need potato crisps.
Cocaine or Heroin?
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Heroin, because I don't want to be hyped up like coke heads. Also drugs are bad kids, seriously why would you ask such a question Nikita, I am disappoint.
A dozen cheap hookers or one expensive escort?
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Expensive escort, no question. Lots of cheap hookers is too much effort, like herding cats.
(Sir) Patrick Stewart or William Shatner?
(ninja edit: I'll be pissed off if either Seri or Soter answer the next question...)
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Shatner, for sure.
Seriphyn or Soter?
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Shatner, for sure.
Seriphyn or Soter?
Me of course!
Tits or ass?
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Ass. (Though "face," tbh.)
Pandas or bears?
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Pandas! \o/
Death or dishonour?
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Dishonour.
Dancing on someones grave is always the last laugh.
Thunder or lightning?
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Lightning, baby.
40K or Warcraft? (The universes, not any individual games/media/etc from either.)
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Lightning, baby.
40K or Warcraft? (The universes, not any individual games/media/etc from either.)
40k
Mario or Sonic?
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40k
Mario or Sonic?
Sonic, 'cause hedgehogs.
Now, to screw with these people. Transhumanism or posthumanism?
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Transhumanism.
Eternal loyalty or Betrayal?
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Eternal Loyalty.
Master Chief or Samus?
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Master Chief
Destination Truth or Ghost Hunters
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Ghost Hunters, because I like seeing how good con men act.
Benjamin Shepherd or Benjamin Shepard
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Benjamin Shepherd.
The Beatles or the Rolling Stones?
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Benjamin Shepherd.
The Beatles or the Rolling Stones?
The Beatles. Both are good, but the Hell's Angels never killed anybody at a Beatles' show.
X-Ray Spex or The Slits?
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Off topic ninja sneak:
White Chocolate or Dark?
Milk chocolate. *winks*
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I'm going to go with slits, Kanye-style. If you meant something else, I have no clue.
Strikeout or pop fly?
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Pop fly. You might be able to tag someone up.
Bowled or LBW?
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Mammal, we get it. You live in a magical land of cricket playing people.
God I hate that sport. :)
Although - LBW.
Seventeen or Four-Hundred and Sixty Two?
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Mammal, we get it. You live in a magical land of cricket playing people.
God I hate that sport. :)
Sorry, I was just trying to continue the sporting theme from the previous post. I guess I should have posed: "Punk or Metal?", or something more general instead. My abject apologies.
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Mammal, we get it. You live in a magical land of cricket playing people.
God I hate that sport. :)
Although - LBW.
Seventeen or Four-Hundred and Sixty Two?
Seventeen, fresh and and well past age of consent here 8)
Right, insults, choose your favored one.
Motherfucker or Cleft lipped thunder-cunt
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Motherfucker.
Elvis or James Brown?
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Mammal, we get it. You live in a magical land of cricket playing people.
God I hate that sport. :)
Sorry, I was just trying to continue the sporting theme from the previous post. I guess I should have posed: "Punk or Metal?", or something more general instead. My abject apologies.
Nah, I'm just messing with you. Cricket is... bearable. ;)
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Motherfucker.
Elvis or James Brown?
James Brown def. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsOmvSlPuys)
Elton John or Billy Joel?
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I'm going to go with slits, Kanye-style. If you meant something else, I have no clue.
Strikeout or pop fly?
The X-Ray Spex
http://www.x-rayspex.com/home.html (http://www.x-rayspex.com/home.html)
The Slits
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Slits (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Slits)
The prototypical GRRRRL bands.
And in answer to the previous question: Billy Joel.
Legolas or Gimli?
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Gimli, he gets the better lines.
Zombie apocalypse or Dystopian future?
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Zobies most def.
White or Wheat
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White, I guess.
Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen?
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White, I guess.
Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen?
I don't really like either, probably due to not listening to either much, but would go for the Boss. Cause some of his songs are cool.
Guidos or chavs
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Seventeen or Four-Hundred and Sixty Two?
17, because prime numbers are awesome.
Mandelbrot or Julia?
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Mandelbrot or Julia?
Guidos or chavs
I’ll go with Mandelbrot on the first
and Chavs (I’ve got a thing for women with an accent) on the other.
Curds or whey?
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(holy crap, for some reason I didn't see the next page. apologies!)
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Whey, the norwegian cheese made out of that is awesome.
Lightning cannons or Phasers?
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Phasers - because it reminds me of Startrek.
Kirk or Picard?
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Phasers - because it reminds me of Startrek.
Kirk or Picard?
As a fan, I'd pick Kirk, 'cause he's the Klingon fightin'-green slavegirl kissin'-can't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is-man.
However, as a member of their respective crews, I'd go with Picard, because less crewmen died on his ship.
(http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx194/saxonhawke/1172403632074.jpg)
Thick or thin?
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Thick. (Context-free for your pleasure.)
Boondocks or Garfield?
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Boondock Saints all the way.
Freddy or Jason?
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Confession: I have not seen a single movie with either of these characters.
However, Freddy is cooler.
Punk or Metal?
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Boondock Saints all the way.
>.< Not... that.
And ugh, Mammal makes it hard. Going to have to go with punk, but it's a tough, tough choice.
Major or minor?
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Major or minor?
The minor fall, the major lift
Democracy or Liberty?
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Democracy or Liberty?
Neither (Democracy)
Freedom or Safety?
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Freedom (though tbh I don't actually think the two have to be opposed)
Yankees or Rangers? :D
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Yankees or Rangers? :D
My dream team of any-era all-stars would include more Yankees than any other team, but the current crop isn't doing too good right now.
Ramones or Sex Pistols?
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This is a question I can get behind, being a lover of this kind of music, and the answer is clearly The Ramones.
The Clash, however, is better than both.
Ocean or Mountains?
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This is a question I can get behind, being a lover of this kind of music, and the answer is clearly The Ramones.
The Clash, however, is better than both.
Ocean or Mountains?
Tough. But mountains (http://www.germanhikes.co.uk/hike05/2005may/May05-24.jpg).
Yoko Ono or Bjork?
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Yoko Ono or Bjork?
Ummm... Yoko.
Ice Pick or screwdriver.
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Screwdriver. (And Ramones > *)
Fastball or curveball? (Can you tell where my focus has gone this month?)
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Fast Ball, it was an awesome TV show.
Awareness or Consciousness?
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How's this for weird? A few days ago, I mentioned The Slits. Today I found out their lead singer just died.
And I'd go with Awareness.
Sedation or shock treatment?
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Sedation.
Trumpet or trombone?
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Sedation.
Trumpet or trombone?
Trombone.
High speed or Low drag?
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High speed or Low drag?
Normally a difficult one, cause you want to be high speed and low drag. However, there are situations in which you will be high speed and want drag (like when arriving at Mars and wanting to slow down to enter a Martian orbit - aerobreaking ftw).
High Speed!
Earth's Moon or Mars?
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High speed or Low drag?
Normally a difficult one, cause you want to be high speed and low drag. However, there are situations in which you will be high speed and want drag (like when arriving at Mars and wanting to slow down to enter a Martian orbit - aerobreaking ftw).
High Speed!
Earth's Moon or Mars?
Moon if we want to be realistic and have a relatively basic presence in space, Mars if we want to uncover Prothean artifacts.
Nvidia or ATI?
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Trumpet.
Wet or dry?
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Nvidia or ATI?
Nvidia
Trumpet.
Wet or dry?
Casi did it again.
Wet.
Mullet or Mohawk?
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(I suck.)
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Mullet or Mohawk?
For myself or someone else? I think I'll have to go mullet.
X-Ray vision or Invisibility?
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X-Ray vision or Invisibility?
Invisibility.
Ice Cream or Potato Chips?
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Iced Cream!
Dr. Doom or Thulsa Doom?
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Iced Cream!
Dr. Doom or Thulsa Doom?
Dr. Doom. Also, who says iced cream anymore? Not even the UK uses that word.
Halloween or Easter
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Halloween, candy and you get to scare people.
Might be a different answer is we were talking about the olden version of Easter.
Birthday or Christmas?
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Birthday or Christmas?
Birthday, because today is mine. :D
Tomato paste or pizza sauce?
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Tomato paste or pizza sauce?
Pizza sauce.
Meat or vegetables?
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Meat. While I can cook a couple things that a vegan can eat, I have much more in meat products than veggies.
Bjork or Pork?
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Bjork. Less chance of trichinosis.
Pen or pencil?
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Less chance of trichinosis.
Awesome.
Pencil.
Online or offline?
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Online
Silent Hill or Resident Evil?
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Resident Evil.
Coke or Pepsi?
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Pepsi.
Castle or House?
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Castle or House?
House.
Lupus or Scleroderma?
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Scleroderma. It's never lupus.
Dwarves or giants?
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Scleroderma. It's never lupus.
Dwarves or giants?
GIANTS
Dawn of the Dead, or Shaun of the Dead?
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Shaun of the dead
Vampire the Masquerade or Vampire the Requiem?
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Vampire the Masquerade or Vampire the Requiem?
Wouldn't normally come back so quick, but I had to strike on this one!
MASQUERADE! oWoD in general > nWoD.
Trained monkey servants, or a single human butler?
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Single human servant is less likely to kill you for giving someone else attention.
Rye or wheat bread?
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Single human servant is less likely to kill you for giving someone else attention.
Clearly you've never been married... ;) :P
Wheat bread.
Biometrics or tokens?
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Tokens. Possibility of black market.
Dylan Moran or Eddie Izzard?
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Eddie Izzard
lets go old school
Fallout or Baldur's Gate?
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Eddie Izzard
lets go old school
Fallout or Baldur's Gate?
Fallout.
Postapocalypse > Fantasy.
Infidelity or chastity?
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Chastity.
Duke Nukem 2D or Commander Keen?
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Commander Keen. There is nothing like killing aliens with a pogo stick after you run out of ammo.
Let The Right One In or Ginger Snaps 2?
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Let The Right One In or Ginger Snaps 2?
Låt Den Rätte Komma In by a fair margin.
A great hamburger, or a great steak?
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However much I love a burger, the best steak trumps it.
Triceratops or Stegosaurus?
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Triceratops or Stegosaurus?
Triceratops
John Rambo or John Matrix?
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John Matrix
Star Trek or Star Wars?
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Star Wars. Don't need no mamby-pamby "let's all love each other and hold hands" in my science fiction.
Pandas or raccoons?
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Star Wars. Don't need no mamby-pamby "let's all love each other and hold hands" in my science fiction.
Pandas or raccoons?
You haven't seen DS9 have you?
Pandas, the gothic polar bears from china.
Rage or Anger?
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Rage or Anger?
Rage (preferably against the machine)
Buzzcocks or Cockney Rejects?
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Rage or Anger?
Rage (preferably against the machine)
Buzzcocks or Cockney Rejects?
Ummmmm.... Did I break the game?
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Dunno; personally I had no idea either existed before you asked the question, and I suspect that might have been responsible for some of it..
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Dunno; personally I had no idea either existed before you asked the question, and I suspect that might have been responsible for some of it..
:eek:
Don't they make kids take History in school anymore? Okay, question retracted. How about:
Thundercats or Masters of the Universe?
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Masters of the Universe.
Lose your sight or lose your hearing?
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Lose my hearing...
Pizza or tacos?
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Pizza.
French Language or German Language?
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German, a proper language does not sound like a one year old putting random syllables together, it needs a tad more 'oomph' to it.
Renholder or Maynard?
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Renholder or Maynard?
Maynard
President or Prime Minister?
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El Presidente.
Sunny beach or ski slopes?
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Beach.
Handkerchief or tissue?
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Handkerchief or tissue?
Bleh! Tissue. That reminds me of a story that a one of my old work colleagues told me:
This guy was an avid mountain climber, and one day he was trecking through the Himalayas. There was a small group of them, and they were being led by some local guides. As they trudged through the snow, one of the guides leaned over and exhaled sharply over the snow, evacuating the contents of his nose. One of my boss's colleagues remarked:
"That's disgusting, spraying that mucus over the ground. Don't you have a handkerchief?!"
To which the guide replied:
"I think it's disgusting that you collect your mucus in a rag, and keep it in your pocket"
Here comes a dangerous one:
Pepsi or coke?
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Didn't we have this before?
Pepsi. Spice Girls can't be wrong.
Then something quite easy.
Secret smile of a loved one or sunrise?
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Didn't we have this before?
Pepsi. Spice Girls can't be wrong.
Then something quite easy.
Secret smile of a loved one or sunrise?
Loved one.
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee
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Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee
Chuck.
Although....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2sTawLSNUQ
Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo?
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Super Nintendo.
Crushing assault or undermining corruption?
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Undermining corruption.
Coins or bills?
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Coins. There has to be an easy way for children to learn what copper tastes like.
Antikythera mechanism or Stonehenge?
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Antikythera mechanism. Gorgeous B.C.E. geekiness.
Spirals or penne?
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Spirals, they hold more flavour.
Raiders of the Lost Ark or Temple of Doom?
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
Gundam or Macross?
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Gundam or Macross?
Gundam.
Doc Holiday or Johnny Ringo?
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Doc Holliday.
Bear or Shark?
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Bear. They can swim, whereas a shark cannot walk.
Jules Verne or H.G. Wells?
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Jules Verne or H.G. Wells?
Verne. I loved "Facing the Flag"
Shamrock or Thistle?
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Shamrock. I'm Irish.
Michael Moorcock or JRR Tolkien?
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Moorcock. Tolkien is a bit... mehhhh.
Lobsters with knives on their claws or combat guinea pigs?
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Lobsters holding knives.
I'm an armor tanker at heart. :P
Missiles or turrets?
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Missiles or turrets?
Launchers, because a turret can't fire a snowball.
Christmas or New Years?
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New Years.
Grateful or resentful?
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Grateful.
Strawberries and whipped cream - or chocolate sauce?
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Strawberries and Whipped Cream
Steel Panther or Steel Dragon?
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Steel Panther or Steel Dragon?
Steel Panther
Bon Scott or Brian Johnson?
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Brian Johnson.
Although its a tough one :P
FWD or RWD? >_>
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RWD. Wish I could afford it.
Jet lag or hangover?
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hangover
star wars or star trek
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hangover
star wars or star trek
Neither. Forced to decide, Star Wars.
Doctor Who or Red Dwarf?
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Neither. Forced to decide, Star Wars.
Doctor Who or Red Dwarf?
Red Dwarf
Jackie Chan or Jet Li
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Jackie Chan or Jet Li
Jet Li, because if we were in Hong Kong, you'd be dead by now.
Curly Fries or Tater Tots?
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Curly Fries or Tater Tots?
I love Tater Tots, and have never eaten curly fries, so TOTS!!
High culture or High concept?
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_culture)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_concept)
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High culture.
Conan or Jay? (I will destroy anyone who opposes the better one.)
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Conan, no doubt about it.
Rutger Hauer or Dolph Lundgren?
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Rutger Hauer. I didn't see no Dolph Lundgren in Blade Runner.
Cyberpunk or steampunk?
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Rutger Hauer. I didn't see no Dolph Lundgren in Blade Runner.
Cyberpunk or steampunk?
/me sobs openly
How could you possibly choose Rutger over Dolph! Bah!
Cyberpunk. I love all the implanty goodness. Implants made out of wood and brass just don't work for me (although there was an old computer game The Chaos Engine aka Soldier of Fortune, that was amazingly steampunky).
Super-villain fortress on a mountain top, or deep under the ocean?
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Mountain top. (Provided I can also hollow out the mountain a la You Only Live Twice)
Gattaca or Inception?
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Gattaca. The ending in Inception was fucking stupid.
Elric or Rand al'Thor?
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Rand al'Thor
Dominion or Tyrannis
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Dominion or Tyrannis
Seriously?
Dominion.
Airline food or Astronaut food (original US space program food that is)
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Airline food. Unless you mean airline food in the 60s, in which case I have no idea but assume it was great.
Ramones or Sex Pistols?
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Ramones or Sex Pistols?
Ramones. End of story. No discussion.
PB&J with crust or without?
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With! Crusts add structure to any sandwich so it doesn't fall apart on you.
Blue or aspirin?
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(side note: Saxon, you're awesome.)
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Blue
Ecstasy or Shrooms
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Shrooms.
Lady Gaga or Britney Spears?
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Lady Gaga. Seems to me that she's more than a corporate product gone off the rails.
Spontaneity or careful planning?
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Spontaneity or careful planning?
Spontaneity
Harpy or shrew?
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Shrews. They have echolocation! (Also, harpies aren't real, sillyhead.)
TLC or Discovery Channel?
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Really?
TLC: Quadruple kids, little people, bitter ex-couples, deformities, over hyped pregnancies
Discovery: Sharks, crazy storms, post-apocalyptic colonies, timelapse wildlife, and oh: MYTHBUSTERS.
Discovery all the way.
Blind or deaf?
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Deaf. (Especially easy choice if it's from mid-life rather than birth.)
:yar: or :twisted:
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:twisted:
Regina Spektor or Charlotte Gainsbourg?
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Charlotte Gainsbourg
Gichael Giacchino or Clint Mansell?
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Tough one, but I'll have to go with Clint.
In that vein, Star Trek (the JJ Abrams one) or Moon (directed by Duncan Jones)?
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Star Trek. That movie was awesome.
Sir Alec Guinness or Sir Patrick Stewart?
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Sir Alec Guinness or Sir Patrick Stewart?
Sir Alec Guinness, was a much better actor, plus his last name is just like the beer, so that gives him more points.
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Kazuma, don't break the chain!
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Kazuma, don't break the chain!
Sorry
Lemon Drop (shot) or Tequila shooter?
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Tequila.
Warriors or Hobgoblins?
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Tequila.
Warriors or Hobgoblins?
Warriors.
Hyperion or Abaddon?
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Hyperion or Abaddon?
Hyperion
Pick your Batman
Michael Keaton or Christian Bale?
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Ouch.
What's the lesser of two evils? Christian Bale, if only for the fact that he was in one of the best Batman films of all time (Dark Knight)
Nuclear missile or biological agent?
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Biological agent. They might actually turn us into zombies... :twisted:
Mind maps or outlines?
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Mind maps. I use them all the time.
Volcanoes or Tsunami?
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Tsunami, Id rather get smashed with cool water then molten hot magma and rocks.
White Wolf or Wizards of the Coast........
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Tsunami, Id rather get smashed with cool water then molten hot magma and rocks.
White Wolf or Wizards of the Coast........
White Wolf aka CCP
Chocolate or Liquorice?
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Tsunami, Id rather get smashed with cool water then molten hot magma and rocks.
White Wolf or Wizards of the Coast........
White Wolf aka CCP
Chocolate or Liquorice?
Chocolate, I'm allergic to liquorice.
Quantum Rise or Red Moon Rising?
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RMR. (QR basically had... what, the Orca?)
Kestrel or Rifter?
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Rifter. Good looks, nice speed, and a hefty punch in one package.
Nyx or 15 Thannys? (Hull cost is roughly equal)
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15 Thannys for versatility.
3 Undead Horses or One Sad Badger?
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Undead horse FTW, unlimited endurance.
a kick in the testicles or a punch in your "o" ring
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a kick in the testicles or a punch in your "o" ring
WTF kind of choice is that? If I had to choose I guess I'd go with kick. You can still sit down after that.
Olivia Munn or Morgan Webb?
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Olivia Munn. (And hrm, I thought that question referred to TSA "enhanced pat-down" procedures.")
Android or iPhone?
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Android or iPhone?
iPhone. Getting in before the haters.
Cthulhu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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Cthulhu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Cthulhu - why choose the lesser of two evils?
Neuromancer or Wintermute?
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New Romancer.
Doctor Who or MacGyver?
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MAcGyver
A-Team or Knight Rider
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A-Team.
Brewed coffee or espresso?
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Brewed coffee or espresso?
Brewed coffee.
Jay or Silent Bob?
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Silent Bob
Blonde or Brunette?
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Brunette, no question.
Sebiestor or Brutor?
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Brutor
Khanid or Achura?
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I have a thing for Achuran women.
But, Khanid are the cooler race.
Zealot or Vagabond?
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Vagabond. Speed kills.
Heimatar or Molden Heath?
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Heimatar or Molden Heath?
Heimatar. You can't go past a region that has BOTH the Brutor tribe AND Republic Fleet HQs.
Heavy tackle or an interceptor?
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Heimatar. You can't go past a region that has BOTH the Brutor tribe AND Republic Fleet HQs.
Heavy tackle or an interceptor?
Interceptor.
Rogue Drone Shenanigans or Sleeper Wormholes?
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Shenanigans! They have wiggly tentacles!
War-blade or warbl-ade?
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War-blade, because I may be allergic to the other thing.
Jovians, or Anchovians?
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Jovians, because anJovians are Enheduannis and thats one of the words that shall not be said.
Mayo or Claire?
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Mayo
Silver Surfer or Captain American
p.s. surfer ftw except in the ff4 movie, they killed any hopes of a good movie being made with Norin. :(
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Silver Surfer or Captain American
(http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx194/saxonhawke/captain-america-gets-writers.jpg)
Captain America! F**K Yeah! As an aside, my 12 year-old daughter was showing pictures of super heroes to my two-year-old son. "That's Spiderman and that's Iron Man," I heard her say. And then... "This is American Man." I couldn't help but laugh.
Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?
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Betty Rubble. Always had a thing for brunettes. (See above.)
Sansha or Angel?
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Sansha. Playing the good guys in a grimdark world. :)
'Dark Times' or Medieval Times?
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'Dark Times' or Medieval Times?
Medieval Times. I love that they won't give you a fork because there were no forks in 'medieval times' but you can order a Mountain Dew to wash down your meal.
Your collar - popped or not?
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Not. If it were, you could see that my tie is a clip-on.
Evergreen or deciduous?
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Evergreen.
Culturism or racism?
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Culturalism. If I'm going to hate you for something, I'd at least like it to be something I can change when my loyal minions conquer you all.
Aircraft carrier or submarine?
-
Submarine.
It's closest to AFK cloaking we have in RL.
Now or tomorrow?
-
Now.
Trade or industry?
-
Industry.
Howard Zinn or Noam Chomsky?
-
The answer is yes. If I have to choose one, Chomsky.
F. Scott Fitzgerald or Ernest Hemingway?
-
F. Scott Fitzgerald or Ernest Hemingway?
Hemingway is superior in every way. Up until the suicide part.
Peace on Earth or Goodwill toward man?
-
Goodwill toward man. (Although I should note that the original source quote is "peace on earth toward men of goodwill", despite the misquote that has overtaken the original.)
Tyrannis or Quantum Rise?
-
Apocrypha. quantum rise
:twisted: or :evil:
-
Apocrypha. quantum rise
:twisted: or :evil:
Undoubtedly :twisted:
The :evil: looks more sad than evil.
Bob Peck or Gregory Peck?
-
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/peck_theman.jpg)
FTW.
God or gods?
-
God or gods?
I'm Catholic so there is only one God: The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Wait...
Chaotic Neutral or Neutral Evil?
-
Neutral Evil. As a DM, I find it a more realistic motivation for your NPCs.
On the same note:
Ranger or Paladin?
-
Rangers lead the way. (Stupid overly-righteous paladins.)
Elementary or middle school?
-
Rangers lead the way. (Stupid overly-righteous paladins.)
Elementary or middle school?
Middle school. First date, first 'self-pleasure', first minor introduction to real life.
Maebona or Merninana
-
Maebona or Merninana
Wait... wat?
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vOv
Even Google couldn't help me out!
-
Maebona or Merninana
Wait... wat?
<.<
>.>
vOv
Even Google couldn't help me out!
I am similarly stumped but will choose Maebona for the sake of continuing the thread.
Hell or High Water?
-
Hell or High Water?
High water... at least there is the prospect of escape. No signs saying "Abandon hope all ye who enter here".
Ironing or cleaning the dishes? (as may be apparent, right now I have to choose one or the other).
-
Ironing. It doesn't smell as bad.
Mining or trading?
-
Ironing. It doesn't smell as bad.
Mining or trading?
Mining. I'm horrid at trading.
Spaghetti and Meat Sauce or Meat Sauce and Spaghetti?
-
Spaghetti and Meat Sauce or Meat Sauce and Spaghetti?
Spaghetti and meat sauce thank you very much.
Hitler or Pol Pot ?
Edited for not capitalising names.
-
Hitler or Pol Pot ?
Hitler, because his "heil" was really effeminate, and no one ever seems to point that out!
South Park or Simpsons?
-
South Park or Simpsons?
Simpsons because I can watch it with my kids and not feel like a horrible parent.
Fast Zombies or Slow Zombies
-
Slow zombies. Because I haven't been keeping up with my cardio.
Learning skills or no?
-
No. EVE still has plenty of ways to teach the rookies patience, and now I train faster!
The trained artistry of a light blade or the cold practicality of an assault rifle?
-
Assault Rifle, with a proper one you can take a man out from a mile away.
Honor my ass.
Gold or Silver?
-
Silver
Telekinesis or Telepathy?
-
Telepathy. If you know what people are thinking, you can get them to do the work for you. Or, you know, whatever.
Primae or Noctis?
-
Noctis. Dedicated salvager > PI trinket
Paragon or Renegade?
-
Paragon all the way. I always go the righteous path.
Morrigan or Leilana?
-
Morrigan or Leilana?
Morrigan. Although the head wings are a little distracting.
All or Nothing?
-
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it NOW!!
Trains or taxis?
-
Trains! Gentle rocking, that pleasant rumble, and such nice views. Oh, and happy whistle. WHEET WHEEEEET, I'm here!
Debit or credit?
-
Debit. But I work for a payment processor and we get paid either way, so yeah.
Penny Arcade or PVP Online?
-
Penny Arcade or PVP Online?
I'll go with Penny Arcade. (I had to look them up. Thanks for helping me kill two hours at work.)
Grey Hulk or Green Hulk?
-
Guess
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:F22lGXCevSF-yM:http://www.celsius1414.com/uploads/djrubyrhod.jpg&t=1)
Deadpool or Batman?
-
Batman, but Deadpool(comic version, not the wolvie movie version) is awesome.
Marvel or DC?
-
Marvel or DC?
As someone who was quite serious and passionate about comic books for more years than I'd care to admit, I would have to say it depends. Are you talking about the books or the film adaptations of them?
For the most part, Marvel has better titles, but does a poor job translating them to film. Some of the Marvel adaptations are truly painful to watch and one (the first go at Fantastic Four) was so bad the studio never released it. Sure they say now they never intended to release it, but they spent 1.5 million to make it, so you decide.
And continuing the theme:
Captain America: With Guns or Without?
-
Captain America carries a shield.
If it was good enough for WWII and against Nazis, It sure as hell doesn't need a sidearm today.
Spam, from a can or a pan?
-
From a pan (though ultimately from a can). /me shudders, remembering a poor childhood.
Penguins or polar bears?
-
Polar Bears (http://www.bearnutscomic.com/) ;)
Pineapples or puffer fish?
-
Pineapple! Especially on pizza.
Stephenie Meyer or Dan Brown?
-
Stephenie Meyer or Dan Brown?
Dan Brown because he's more transparent in his attempts to directly take cash from peoples' wallets.
Lotus Notes or Microsoft Outlook?
-
Lotus Notes or Microsoft Outlook?
Outlook, why settle for the lesser of two evils?
African or European?
-
African or European?
European.
Yellow Highlighter or Pink Highlighter?
-
Yellow.
Wikileaks or Pentagon Papers?
-
Pentagon Papers.
Uranium or Plutonium?
-
Plutonium
DVD's or going for movies?
-
DVD's, I ain't got time for going out to the movies.
Eris or Loki (gods, not ships)?
-
All hail Eris.
Swords or guns?
-
All hail guns! (although i collect swords, if i were to put myself in a life or death situation, then ask, sword or gun? Definitely gun)
Sax Roll'd or Rick Roll'd
(sax roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg4u7ko333U )
-
Rick Roll'd. They are both terribad, so I'll go with the original.
Paper cut or stubbed toe?
-
Stubbed toe, paper cuts are nasty.
White Phosphorus or Napalm?
-
Napalm, because flamethrowers are just plain cool.
Naval battleship (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/USSIowa.jpg) or Landkreuzer (http://www.downloadmunkey.net/images/rt-02.jpg)?
-
Naval battleship (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/USSIowa.jpg) or Landkreuzer (http://www.downloadmunkey.net/images/rt-02.jpg)?
Battleship.
T-800 or T-1000?
-
T-800
Cobra Commander or Megatron?
-
Megatron, but G1 only, no Bayformers.
747 or A380?
-
Megatron, but G1 only, no Bayformers.
747 or A380?
I've only flown on a 747 so I'll go with that, but the A380 looks pretty plush if you can afford first class.
Data or C3PO?
-
Goldenrod still gets my vote.
Babylon 5 (the station) or Deep Space 9?
-
Deep Space 9
Early Grey or Lady Grey?
-
Earl Grey. Hot.
Cupcakes or muffins?
-
Muffins
1980's glam bands or 2010's glam bands?
-
1980s. Poison FTW.
Gandhi or Dr. King?
-
1980s. Poison FTW.
Gandhi or Dr. King?
It's funny, I've looked to both for inspiration in my RP for Saxon. I'll go with Gandhi.
Candied yams or cranberry sauce?
-
Cranberry sauce. Yams are lovely, but cranberry sauce is pleasantly tart and really goes with everything.
Multiple shards or instances?
-
Multiple shards or instances?
Instances. I think this audience would be biased there...
Facebook or Twitter?
-
Burn them, burn them both with fire....
But if I have to facebook.
Blizzard or heatwave?
-
Blizzard. You can always put more clothes on, but you can only take so much off.
King of the Hill or Red Rover?
-
Red Rover.
Blizzard or Bioware?
-
r u srs?
BioWare.
Master of Orion 2 or Sins of a Solar Empire?
-
SOASA all the way.
Billionaire in South Africa or billionaire in Greenland?
-
South Africa, no doubt. (Especially since kronor and rand have similar values.)
BSD or System V?
-
BSD.
Linux or Mac?
-
BSD.
Linux or Mac?
I work on a Mac all day. I like it.
Snickers (original) or Snickers Dark?
-
Original! Don't screw with a classic!
Watermelon or Cantaloupe?
-
(Woot, Zuzie is back!)
Watermelon.
Tyrannis or Dominion? (mwahahaha)
-
Yay my thread is back.
Dominion imo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45mlVuLs_Nw&hd=1 or forum whiners?
-
The way you word it forces the choice of epic movie.
Cute pink bows or tomboy look?
(And to be fair - only kinda back, I surf updates once every other week or so, I miss you all, but am too busy with the baby and school to get back into MMO's the way I used to. The taxes and paperwork for my divorce are coming along and my grades are improving on the plus side!)
-
Tomboy. It is different kind of playfulness that makes it more worthwhile.
Eggs or bacon?
-
That's not even a choice - bacon, obviously. It's bacon.
Saturation bombing or mechanized assault?
-
Mech Assault - Sat Bombing is all well and Good - But if you don't have the guys on the ground you don't keep it.
Red or Purple?
-
Purple
Smartbombing or Smart bombing?
-
Smartbombing.
Batman or Spiderman?
-
Batman (no superpowers, just a hell of a lot of resources and determination).
Claw or Wolf?
-
Wolf, because <3 Rifter Hull.
All other things being equal, Super tank or super DPS?
-
Wolf, because <3 Rifter Hull.
All other things being equal, Super tank or super DPS?
super DPS!
Because Tank is for pansies.
Incarna or DUST514?
-
Incarna. FPSs are for teenagers.
Redheads or brunettes?
-
Incarna. FPSs are for teenagers.
Redheads or brunettes?
So tribes and doom and quake and unreal are for noobs gj there bro
Brunettes
Germany or France
-
Germany.
Octopus or Squid?
-
Squid because they're in Minecraft. (And yes, Benjamin, they are. ;) )
Apache or nginx?
-
Squid because they're in Minecraft. (And yes, Benjamin, they are. ;) )
Apache or nginx?
Apache. Things named after Indians are cool.
Apache or Chinook?
-
Chinook, flatheads ftw.
Catatonia or Katatonia?
-
Catatonia or Katatonia?
Probably Katatonia, although husky Welsh does have a place as well.
Poets of the Fall or Nightwish?
-
Catatonia or Katatonia?
Probably Katatonia, although husky Welsh does have a place as well.
Poets of the Fall or Nightwish?
Poets of the Fall.
iPhone or Android phones?
-
Android. (typed from an iPad though)
Stay up too late or get up too early?
-
Android. (typed from an iPad though)
Stay up too late or get up too early?
Stay up late, all the way (Currently 11:24pm in Australia, work night, and I'm not looking at bed soon)
Chess or Draughts (US translation: Checkers)?
-
Chess or Draughts (US translation: Checkers)?
Chess.
Girls with glasses or without?
-
With. (Need to buy some for my wife just for the look. 8) )
Sebiestor or Brutor?
-
With. (Need to buy some for my wife just for the look. 8) )
Sebiestor or Brutor?
Please, son. Brutor. Of course.
Kirk or Picard?
-
Picard.
Broccoli or oranges?
-
Broccoli, it doesn't stain my clothes.
Tech I or Tech II?
-
Tech I, because the 6502 was the greatest processor ever. 8 bits should be enough for anyone.
Friends or enemies?
-
Enemies, cause you can keep them closer.
Pearl or Onyx?
-
Enemies, cause you can keep them closer.
Pearl or Onyx?
Pearl. I've got a Fender acoustic bass with pearl inlays and it is sweeeet.
Kirk or Kirk 2.0?
-
Kirk. His smirk is iconic, the other one is annoying.
Uhura or Uhura 2.0?
-
Uhura or Uhura 2.0?
Uhura 2.0. 'Nuff said.
Scotty or Shaun from Shaun of the Dead? :P
-
Shawn - Beatings to Queen Songs for everyone.
Laser or Projectile
-
Projectile. MOAR DAKKA DAKKA!
Reddit or SA? :P
-
I would say neither, forums are meaningless as a medium.
But if you would really twist my arm, then Reddit. Anything not Goon is better.
Guns or knives?
-
I would say neither, forums are meaningless as a medium.
But if you would really twist my arm, then Reddit. Anything not Goon is better.
Guns or knives?
Knives, because I like to bring them to gun fights.
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?
-
Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?
Street Fighter, unless you're talking about the movies in which case I'd say both sucked equally hard.
Steven Segal or Jean Claude Van Dam?
-
Van Damme, timecop and the universal soldier is better than a perpetual frowning machine.
Duct tape or staples?
-
Duct tape or staples?
Duct tape all the way down.
Gerard Way or Chibi?
-
Duct tape or staples?
Duct tape all the way down.
Gerard Way or Chibi?
I have no clue what this means. Gerard way?
Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black?
-
Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black?
Rebecca Black, no question. Her songs help me remember that if today is Friday, then tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
Scotch or American Whiskey?
-
Irish Whiskey.
If I have to choose one of the listed, Scotch.
Scout or Logistics?
-
Scout all the way - one you get into scout fights sometimes and two nothing makes Eva rage more than fastl ocking ceptors sniping her lads pods :) Sorry Eva, but I remember that one occasion quite fondly.
Now then, Incarna or Excelence?
-
Now then, Incarna or Excelence?
Incarna. The ability to take screenies of my character is significantly more important to me than whether jump bridges should be nerfed.
Of course, it would be a bonus if the thing /worked/.
Spend or save?
-
Now then, Incarna or Excelence?
Incarna. The ability to take screenies of my character is significantly more important to me than whether jump bridges should be nerfed.
Of course, it would be a bonus if the thing /worked/.
Spend or save?
Save, since saving implies increased spending in the future :)
Which reminds me, car or train?
-
Car.
Because you can't beat the fact that cars are so much faster than trains (Citation: Topgear UK :P)
Artillery or Tachyons?
-
Artillery: nothing says "love" like truck-sized shells punching through her hulls.
Curse or Syndicate?
-
Artillery: nothing says "love" like truck-sized shells punching through her hulls.
Curse or Syndicate?
Syndicate, fewer crazy russians, and the scenery is better.
Nyx or Thanatos?
-
Nyx
***
Sarpati or Kosakami?
-
Sarpati or Kosakami?
Kosakami. Gotta love The Rabbit.
Languid or frenzied?
-
Languid or frenzied?
FRENZIED!
Rum or Brandy?
-
Rum. Yarr!
iPad or Xoom?
-
Ipad
Isabela or Morrigan?
-
Isabela or Morrigan?
DA:O - Morrigan
DA2 - Isabela.
Wardec or STFU?
-
STFU. Then hire spies / mercs.
Warren Spector or Will Wright?
-
Warren Spector or Will Wright?
Will Wright. Sim City + Sims wins for me.
On a similar vein,
Peter Molyneux or Sid Meier?
-
Sid Meier.
Although he does not actually do anything in the new games (or some of the old ones) Alpha Centauri is still the best game ever made.
Gremlins or MiB?
-
MiB. Tommy Lee Jones, Rosario Dawson, oh yeah Will Smith...
C or C++?
-
C or C++?
C++ (Pluses are good, right?)
Umbrella or wet head?
-
Wet head. Because:
(http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/moe/archives/imagenes/agent-smith-standing-in-rain-matrix-revolutions%5B1%5D.jpg)
Battlefield or Call of Duty (lol)?
-
CoD.
Too much running in Battlefield.
Nyan Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4) or Magic box of lights and sounds? (http://seawitchery.tumblr.com/post/4070384205/i-started-out-clicking-strategically-and-by-the)
-
Nyan Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4) or Magic box of lights and sounds? (http://seawitchery.tumblr.com/post/4070384205/i-started-out-clicking-strategically-and-by-the)
The magic box. I spent about an hour the other day fooling around with that thing.
Chocolate rabbits: Tail first or Ears first?
-
Nice seasonal question, Saxon.
Ears first. I also do the same with Caramello Koala, obviously.
Dunk or 3-Pointer?
-
Dunk, less splash for my coffee that way. (We're talking about donuts, right?)
Designated hitter or pitchers who bat?
-
Designated hitter or pitchers who bat?
Pitchers who bat. If you can't bat, why play?
Twinkees or moon pies?
-
Designated hitter or pitchers who bat?
Pitchers who bat. If you can't bat, why play?
Twinkees or moon pies?
Twinkees FTW
Rifts Earth or Rfits Phase World?
-
Rifts Earth? IDK what you mean though, probably the MMO.
Live to 150 as a human or live to 1000 with cybernetic and biomechanical organs?
-
1000 (and longer if I can just upload).
Virus or worm?
-
1000 (and longer if I can just upload).
Virus or worm?
If I'm being attacked, virus, if I'm the attacker, worm.
Tea and Cake or Death?
-
Tea and Cake or Death?
As long as the cake isn't chocolate, we're good. Otherwise death.
digital cameras or shot on film?
-
Digital cameras. Easier to photoshop, which I can tell from a few of the pixels and having seen quite a few in my time.
Top or bottom?
-
Bottom (Wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more).
Paper books or digital?
@ Nikita
:D
Thank you for flying Church of England, tea and cake or death.
-
Paper.
There is nothing like the smell and the feel of the real thing.
Ghostbusters or Transformers?
-
Transformers. They're more than meets the eye, after all.
Panda bears or polar bears?
-
polar bears, by virtue of them being actual bears.
Straight or gay?
-
polar bears, by virtue of them being actual bears.
Straight or gay?
Straight... not that there's anything wrong with gay.
Bacon or sausage?
-
polar bears, by virtue of them being actual bears.
Straight or gay?
Straight... not that there's anything wrong with gay.
Bacon or sausage?
BACON!
short haired cat, or long haired cat?
-
Short haired. It's impossible for a long haired one to keep itself clean without choking on the hairs.
Thunder or lightning?
-
Thunder, especially thunder you can feel.
Truth or beauty?
-
Truth, it is beautiful even when it is terrible.
Bus or train?
-
Truth, it is beautiful even when it is terrible.
Bus or train?
train for sure. Waaay more fun.
Kung Fu or Karate?
-
Kung fu, because everybody was fighting.
Dark or light background?
-
Kung fu, because everybody was fighting.
Dark or light background?
Dark — it's easier on the eye-orbs.
Shock treatment or beat on the brat?
-
Shock treatment or beat on the brat?
Beat on the brat - what can you lose?
Glubbdubdrib or Houyhnhnm?
-
I shall answer swiftly, for I am not Gulliverable. (Well, that joke /nearly/ works).
Smash or grab?
-
Smash.
Creeper or Skeleton?
-
Creeper. Instant excavation!
Take off Monday or Friday for a 3-day weekend?
-
Monday. No question about it.
Ear buds or headphones?
-
Headphones - +10 Hipster Cred
Stegosaurus or Triceratops?
-
Headphones - +10 Hipster Cred
Stegosaurus or Triceratops?
Triceratops! Headlong charges way outweigh waggling your tail about.
Summer or winter?
-
Summer or winter?
Summer!
Sumer is icumen in,
Lhude sing cuccu!
Groweth sed and bloweth med
And springth the wde nu,
Sing cuccu!
Foxtrot or salsa?
-
Salsa. Because it's still relevant. (Also, the word sounds like a party in your mouth!)
John Glenn or Alan Shepard?
-
Salsa. Because it's still relevant. (Also, the word sounds like a party in your mouth!)
John Glenn or Alan Shepard?
Tough call, but I'd go with Glenn for one reason: He was able to go to space at an age when some people can't go to the bathroom.
Ultimate or disc golf?
-
Ultimate. Golf is a terrible thing whether it's played with balls or frisbees.
Graphical smilies or text emoticons?
-
Text emoticons, you have to use your imagination more.
Pizza or spaghetti?
-
Pizza. Always and forever.
Chicken fingers or wings?
-
Pizza. Always and forever.
Chicken fingers or wings?
Wings, absolutely.
I'm feeling devious today so here is one that will mess with your heads... or kill the tread.
Beastiality porn or tentacle hentai?
-
I'm feeling devious today so here is one that will mess with your heads... or kill the tread.
Beastiality porn or tentacle hentai?
I'll step up on this one: Tentacle hentai (for reasons I'll keep to myself).
Axe Men or Deadliest Catch
-
Axe Men. You need more and more lumberjacks so forestry could actually be done the way its supposed to.
Martini or Vodka straight?
-
Martini or Vodka straight?
Vodka straight.
The Walking Dead: comic or television series?
-
Martini or Vodka straight?
Vodka straight.
The Walking Dead: comic or television series?
Television series, for me. If the walking dead is what I think it was, TV series would be more entertaining by far.
Shitty but accurate (http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=scrin+eradicator#/d1cnb36) fan-renditions, or crea (http://thuzadin.deviantart.com/art/Feminized-Eradicator-86629424?q=gallery%3Athuzadin%2F1878418&qo=18)tive (http://thuzadin.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d1e7mrm) yet good fan-renditions?
-
You people are so boring.
Enlightened, efficient dictatorship or corrupt, innefficient democracy?
-
Dictators get things done, yo.
Candle or the wind?
-
Wind, because I love sailing.
Winter or summer?
-
Winter because i love snow. (you already posted it above i think)
Samurais or Ninjas ?
-
Ninjas. They flip out and kill people all the time.
Mars or Venus? (Planets, not stupid pseudo-psychology)
-
Venus. Acid rains ftw!
Ghosts or Goblins?
-
Ghosts AND Goblins... But if you're making me choose, then ghosts. Greenskins are too high maintenance.
Working hard or hardly working?
-
hardly working?
Brain or Toaster
-
Brain. In a jar.
Molden Heath or Placid?
-
Molden Heath
Minmatart or Minmatargh?
-
Minmatarts. There is nothing like circle headed terrorists being funny.
Triffids or Zombies?
-
Triffids or Zombies?
Zombies. Even the CDC is now acknowledging their threat to mankind.
Digital or clock with hands?
-
Generally, digital, but clocks with hands have their uses. ("The owl hoots at midnight!")
Stripper poles or cybernetic monocles?
-
Stripper poles or cybernetic monocles?
Cybernetic strippers.
[spoiler]zomg, monocles all the way -.o[/spoiler]
Uncanny Valley or Valley of the Shadow of Death?
-
Valley of the Shadow of Death. Fewer RealDolls there.
Dried or fresh?
-
Fresh. Dried worries me.
Sandals or heels?
-
Why, heels, naturally. Wait... who's wearing these things??
Orange Julius or Jamba Juice?
-
Orange Julius.
Hate responding to the post that answered me but 4 weeks constitutes exigent circumstances.
San Antonio or San Francisco?
-
San Antonio. Less hippies.
Freeway or Dual carriage way?
-
Freeway or Dual carriage way?
Freeway.
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes or Rise of the Planet of the Apes
-
I rescind my previous entry and offer this alternative:
NFL Owners or NFL Players?
-
NFL players.
Justifiable war or unjust peace?
-
Justifiable war.
Hotmail or G-Mail?
-
G-Mail, though I don't use either.
Odin or Zeus?
-
Odin.
and as that has stuck in my mind,
Raven or Crow?
-
Crow. More fun to fly. ;D
Chocolate or Caramel?
-
Caramel ofc.
Mocha or vanilla coffee ?
-
Mocha!
Potato Chips (UK: Crisps) or French Fries (UK: Chips)?
-
Potato Chips.
Kant or Nietsche?
-
Kant
Thomas Jefferson or Aristotle?
-
Aristotle.
Gadafi or Sadam ?
-
If I have to pick from two dictators put into power by the States. I'll have to go with...
Gaddafi.
I don't trust people with big moustaches.
Cookies or Brownies?
-
Cookies.
Billy Club or Measuring stick?
-
Cookies.
Billy Club or Measuring stick?
Measuring stick. It doesn't break bones.
Root Beer or Ginger Ale?
-
root beer.
full-time or part-time?
-
Full-time. Pays better.
Annie Hall or Manhattan?
-
Annie Hall
Subscription based or free 2 play?
-
Annie Hall
Subscription based or free 2 play?
Subscription based. F2P lies about it and is ofthen PTW while subscription based includes EVE. Nuff said.
Zerg or Tyranids? (http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/615)
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Zerg because they have a kickin' rad disco tune.
Hot sauce or soy sauce?
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Soy sauce.
VF-1A or RGM-79?
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VF-1A
EC-300s or Warrior IIs? (Drake)
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Warrior II's.
An African Swallow or a European Swallow?
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an African Swallow, maybe, but their non-migratory.
Judean People's Front or the People's Front of Judea?
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an African Swallow, maybe, but their non-migratory.
Judean People's Front or the People's Front of Judea?
JPF has cooler hats, yo.
Cybernetic enhancements or geneticaly engineered enhancements?
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Cybernetic Enhancements.
Paperwork or Freezing Cold!
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Cybernetic Enhancements.
Paperwork or Freezing Cold!
Freezing Cold please.
Letting treads die or near-spamage posting?
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Spam posting.
Stop condeming me, I've not had any sleep tonight.
Necro or tread-remake?
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Necro.
Lose your most treasured and expensive ship to a highsec gank on undock by your most irritating OOC rival?
OR
Lose your most treasured and expensive ship to a disconnect during a 1v1 versus him you were winning?
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Gank on Undock - no one to blame but him!
Silicon Diborite or Ceramic Powder?
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Ceramic Powder, on account of the fact it is selling for more and I'm desperately in need of some ISKies.
Slow but far-reaching or speedy but short-ranged ship?
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Slow and far-reaching. None can stand against my AB Navy Omen. 30km effective range, but slow as a brick thrown by a downey.
Burning or beheading?
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Beheading. We can then save the head for later use.
George W. Bush
Great President, or Greatest President?
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George W. Bush
Great President, or Greatest President?
Are those two lines related?
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Sure!
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George W. Bush
He was president, and I'm sure he was great at something.
Working overtime for December out of state, or staying home, working normal hours?
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Stay home, work normal hours, then realize you can leave early anyway, cus everyone has mentally checked out for the holidays.
Vagabond or Cynabal?
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Vagabond. Get's a sweet new look soon and the Cynabal is both ugly as sin and horribly overrated, and overprized...
Sword of the Stars II or Sins of a Solar Empire II?
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Sins of a solar empire II, definetly. Long live (psychic) religious fanatics in video games!
New Lunar Republic or The Solar Empire? (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/the-new-lunar-republic-vs-the-solar-empire)
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NLR! Not that I know anything about it.
Mercury or Titan?
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Titan, wonderful things happen there in Dead Space 2.
Farscape or Andromeda?
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Titan, wonderful things happen there in Dead Space 2.
Farscape or Andromeda?
I never liked either, but Farscape, they definetly had the more fun and attractive token-female-rogue character ;)
Desertec or Offshore windenergy?
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Offshore wind.
Annoying coworkers or poor pay? (I might be at work dealing with one of these)
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Annoying co-workers, you're going to run into them anyways - so might as well get the fat paycheck :(
Summer or winter?
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Winter. Easier to warm a place up than to cool it off, I find. :P
Logic or instinct?
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Logic. Q.E.D.
Pencils or Pens?
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Pens. Pencils just make my bad handwriting worse.
Socks or bare feet?
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Socks - you still have the option of removing them.
MLP or Touhou?
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Socks - you still have the option of removing them.
MLP or Touhou?
:psyccp:Is that a trick question? MLP of course! (http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20-percent-cooler.jpg)
Christmass or easter?
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Easter.
Nicer pagan deities involved.
Running on treadmill or asphalt?
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Asphalt - I hate running in place.
Batteries or Hydrogen?
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Hydrogen, of course, because FWOOOSH.
Kerbal Space Program or Orbiter?
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Kerbal Space Program, because FWOOOSH.
Zerg or Tyrannid ?
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Kerbal Space Program, because FWOOOSH.
Zerg or Tyrannid ?
Nid's. It might just be me, but I preferr the mindless swarm over the biological weapon that produces emo chicks :P
"Friendship is magic" or "in the grim darkness of the future, there is only war" ?
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"in the grim darkness of the future, there is only war"
Patrick Rothfuss or Brandon Sanderson?
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Rothfuss, just for the epic Christmas headwear in the wikipedia picture and not being tainted by WoT.
Concentration or Focus?
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Socks - you still have the option of removing them.
MLP or Touhou?
:psyccp:Is that a trick question? MLP of course! [spoiler](http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20-percent-cooler.jpg)[/spoiler]
I had to ask simply to get the question out without risking answering it myself. Now that it has been used it won't crop up again.
Rothfuss, just for the epic Christmas headwear in the wikipedia picture and not being tainted by WoT.
Concentration or Focus?
Focus. I can't concentrate even to save my life. :cry:
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You now have to pick a thing to Blank or Blank about, or you have killed the game. :<
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It might be a pretty good example of that inability to concentrate he's talking about, though. :D
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The Game.
Is it dead now or have you just lost?
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The Game.
Is it dead now or have you just lost?
It's dead now, because we -all- lose by reading your post. :p
RPing (someone like) yourself, or RPing (someone like) the exact opposite of you?
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RPing someone who is the exact opposite of yourself (although that is rarely that black and white)
Herpaderp I am a dumb.
Herp or Derp?
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Black, it looks cooler.
The game lives! Muhahaha!
Evil laugh or Death glare?
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Evil Laughs, by far.
100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
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100 Duck-sized horses. The d'awww would be unimaginable.
Submarines or battleships?
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Battleships. Screw that boring cat-and-mouse shit.
Fighter jet or strategic bomber?
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Battleships. Screw that boring cat-and-mouse shit.
Fighter jet or strategic bomber?
Fighter, nothing beats being fast and nimble. (http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTCkU82G0Pfl5APATqVu3jamnQL-xyEhn5mVs7Q-95Se2d8m7JP7Qdx6-g)
Strawberries or Raspberries?
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Raspberries, but never look at them before eating them.
(It is just extra protein.)
Would you rather live in the world of Dead Space or Bioshock?
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BioShock, cus who doesnt want to be called "Big Daddy" every once in awhile?
Re: Crushing your enemies
Seeing them driven before you, or hearing the lamentations of their women?
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Visual pleasure versus annoying sounds? Easy choice to make.
While we're on the subject, bathing in blood or drowning your enemies in rivers of it?
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Drowning the enemies in rivers of it of course. Then you can bath in what's left of it anyway.
Airlock execution (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS6m6NM_Md0) or Mortar execution (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/mar/22/report-north-korea-using-mortar-firing-squads/) ?
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Hem-hem, why, by mortar of course.
Snowy winter or rainy winter?
Definitly snowy winter.
For starter, oysters of foie gras ?
[mod]Inserted question from previous post to not derail the chain of questions. - Morwen[/mod]
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Oysters, I don't like the idea of force feeding geese so that their livers explode.
Boxers or briefs?
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Briefs, lest I sit upon things that don’t like to be sat upon.
Blinding sun or oppressive clouds
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Oppressive clouds, the sun burnses us.
A dripping tap or a humming florescent light?
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Oppressive clouds, the sun burnses us.
A dripping tap or a humming florescent light?
The light. It can be filtered out w/ noise-cancelling headphones. :3
Getting up earlier (to get to/out of work earlier), or sleeping in (and getting to/out of work later)?
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Oppressive clouds, the sun burnses us.
A dripping tap or a humming florescent light?
The light. It can be filtered out w/ noise-cancelling headphones. :3
Getting up earlier (to get to/out of work earlier), or sleeping in (and getting to/out of work later)?
Sleeping in. I can't stand morning shifts.
To one up Tib's choices... half-dead flickering flourescent light, or a nearby coworker who will not stop farting?
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Easy choice for me. I have almost no sense of smell. Gimme dat farting co-worker.
a bad papercut or a mild toothache?
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Easy choice for me. I have almost no sense of smell. Gimme dat farting co-worker.
a bad papercut or a mild toothache?
Bad papercut. Bleeding is a visible marker that triggers an 'injured, got to help him/her out' instinct while toothace is a non-visible, 'stop whining you big baby and go to the dentist' version of the former.
On the subject of injuries, facial damage that costs you an eye and leaves some potentially party-talk'able scarring, or losing a leg in an accident and potentially getting a bionic leg replacement?
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Easy choice for me. I have almost no sense of smell. Gimme dat farting co-worker.
a bad papercut or a mild toothache?
Bad papercut. Bleeding is a visible marker that triggers an 'injured, got to help him/her out' instinct while toothace is a non-visible, 'stop whining you big baby and go to the dentist' version of the former.
On the subject of injuries, facial damage that costs you an eye and leaves some potentially party-talk'able scarring, or losing a leg in an accident and potentially getting a bionic leg replacement?
The eye.
Power surge that fries any unprotected computers, or power outage that lasts two weeks?
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Power surge, on account of the fact that all of my computers are well-protected. :P
Cheesecake or pumpkin pie?
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Power surge, on account of the fact that all of my computers are well-protected. :P
Cheesecake or pumpkin pie?
You'd be surprised, but we once had a PIE member who's name was Pumpkin Escobar :D
Gold or rust?
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Rust. Seriously. No brainer here. Anything made of gold is a temptation to a thief. Anything made of rust cuts the thief and he slowly dies of tetanus.
Asparagus or green beans?
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Asparagus is the most delicious.
I've already mentioned my lack of smell, right? Right!
Multiplication or Division?
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Multiplying your own numbers will just tempt you into thinking a war of attrition is a good idea. Divide and conquer.
Hordes of capsuleer groupies or a high-class mistress?
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Multiplying your own numbers will just tempt you into thinking a war of attrition is a good idea. Divide and conquer.
Hordes of capsuleer groupies or a high-class mistress?
Mistress all the way. Less lawsuits from unwanted pregnancies and better 24/7 service.
Modern voice coms or old skool typed commands?
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Multiplying your own numbers will just tempt you into thinking a war of attrition is a good idea. Divide and conquer.
Hordes of capsuleer groupies or a high-class mistress?
Mistress all the way. Less lawsuits from unwanted pregnancies and better 24/7 service.
Modern voice coms or old skool typed commands?
Voice. My typing skills are horrible and my english is clearly understandable to nearly everyone I've spoken to.
Emotionless apathy or burning hatred?
*EDIT* fucking quoting failure...
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Burning hatred.
You at least get some shit done then...
One more season of Firefly or TNG?
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Firefly. TNG ended and had a good ending. Firefly just kinda... went.
Nerd or Geek?
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Firefly. TNG ended and had a good ending. Firefly just kinda... went.
Nerd or Geek?
Geek!
7 or 13
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Firefly. TNG ended and had a good ending. Firefly just kinda... went.
Nerd or Geek?
Geek!
7 or 13
There is no choice there. 7x7 = 49 | 4+9=13 | 1+3=4 | 4x4=16 | 1+6=7
Christmass presents or donating to charity?
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Presents. Charity leaves me a bad taste of "here puny sufferer I have never met, have some of my money so I can have my positive reaction feeling for a day or two" and I *know* the presents goes to someone who deserves it and won't risk ending in the wrong hands.
Techno or Dubstep?
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Dubstep, definetly. The only good thing about techno is technoviking.
An eye for an eye - or turn the other cheek?
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Eye for an eye.
Dubstep is techno, it's a sub-genre of it.
Automatic or bolt-action?
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Automatic or bolt-action?
Bolt-Action - easier to maintain, something satisfying about pulling back the bolt.
Electric or Turbo-Diesel?
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Turbo-diesel. Electric has its place, but there's that intense, subsonic thrumming you get from diesels (especially older ones) that I just love.
Personal helicopter or personal motorcade?
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Turbo-diesel. Electric has its place, but there's that intense, subsonic thrumming you get from diesels (especially older ones) that I just love.
Personal helicopter or personal motorcade?
Helicopter.
Saying "get to da motorcade!" in Aww-nuld voice just isnt as much fun.
Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
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Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
Tough one... Indy, cause his father is James Bond.
Fantasy or Science Fiction?
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This is what Steampunk is for.
Magical low-tech that can create results that are are hard to separate from the concept of magic.
Ron Jeremy or Kevin Sorbo?
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Hercules of course.
Old Scotty, or new JJ Scotty?
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Hercules of course.
Old Scotty, or new JJ Scotty?
Who does not remember the time when a beer belly was part of a true hero, so old Scotty.
Apple or Google?
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Hercules of course.
Old Scotty, or new JJ Scotty?
Who does not remember the time when a beer belly was part of a true hero, so old Scotty.
Apple or Google?
Google. I want stuff in exchange for my personal information! I don't want to give you money so you can then take my personal information. :twisted:
Bacchanalia or Sol Invictus?
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Hercules of course.
Old Scotty, or new JJ Scotty?
Who does not remember the time when a beer belly was part of a true hero, so old Scotty.
Apple or Google?
Google. I can't stand Apple's fanbase.
Google. I want stuff in exchange for my personal information! I don't want to give you money so you can then take my personal information. :twisted:
Bacchanalia or Sol Invictus?
Bacchanalia. Ancient roman frat parties!
Beef or Pork?
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Delicious pork is delicious.
Coal or Hydrocarbons ?
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Delicious pork is delicious.
Coal or Hydrocarbons ?
Neither. Fossil fuels ftl.
Menthol or Anise?
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Menthol, since anise is... eeek.
Nebelwerfer or Katyusha ?
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Katyusha. The Nebelwerfer fired considerably less explosive per volley and took time to set up/disassemble for displacement after firing. The Katyusha could literally be driven up, the brakes set, blast shutters closed and all hell could be let loose.
Precision-guided weapons from a distance or personal shots from a hit team on the ground?
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Team, less schools blown up.
Pirate or a ninja?
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Pirates. Ninjas are inherently limited in the variety weapons they can use; pirates are practically unlimited in the degree of flash-and-bang they can point at the enemy (so long as the target remains mostly intact).
Cheap, but resource-hungry or expensive, but relatively compact power generation?
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Pirates. Ninjas are inherently limited in the variety weapons they can use; pirates are practically unlimited in the degree of flash-and-bang they can point at the enemy (so long as the target remains mostly intact).
Cheap, but resource-hungry or expensive, but relatively compact power generation?
Depends on what scale you mean. I'm guessing you mean municipal power supply, so I would say expensive but 'compact' (whatever that means). I'd rather spend much higher rates for clean energy.
Your Choice of ANY video game character becoming your ideal lover/friend/partner? (can choose ones you create)
OR
Your Choice of ANY video game player protagonist's 'features'? (Become a Capsuleer, or be the guy from Crysis, etc...)
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The partner thing would never work, my kind of fun and their kind of fun would not mesh. Them getting kicks out of saving the world while I get the kicks from playing a game where I save the world :D
So it would be the feature thingie... hmmm, being a Splicer would be awesome but just getting my hands on a shitload of tonics and plasmids would rock. Dead Space kind of AR would be awesome as well, but to get my hands on that I just have to live for the next 20 odd years. The parasitic suit with a personality that would override mine would not be a good option, neither being an insane capsuleer without the spaceships or the cloning facilities.
Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way...
Yeah, I got it.
I would love to be a faction leader of Alpha Centauri, or the god like thing from Populous.
Would you rather pick all your hair growing at a rate 10 times the regular or getting hungry 10 times faster?
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Hair-growth. I'd rather have to carry a knife around to cut off my long-ass hair regularely than starving to death in a matter of hours.
Over-hyped SPARTAN-II's (http://www.halopedia.org/SPARTAN-II_Program) or over-rated Space Marines (http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine#.UNHVEaxqGFg)?
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"Trust in the Emperor at the hour of battle.
Trust to him to intercede, and protect his warriors true as they deal death on alien soil.
Turn their seas to red with the blood of their slain.
Crush their hopes, their dreams
And turn their songs into cries of lamentation."
- "Uphold the honour of the Emperor", vow of the Black Templars
Now on to some more carebear'ish scifi, Star Trek or Babylon 5?
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Now on to some more carebear'ish scifi, Star Trek or Babylon 5?
Duh, B5. Star Trek's one-shot episodes and often comedic relief aliens etc stands in sharp relief against the more story-driven political and persistent universe of Babylon 5 where you got to truly know the races and politics in between them. No truly moral superior race or post-scarcity convenience. Just real politics and interaction.
It's just a pity that Babylon 5 fell into the same trap as most Sci-Fi, turning the aliens into humans wearing latex masks for all intents and purposes.
Yoghurt or cheese?
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Duh, B5. Star Trek's one-shot episodes and often comedic relief aliens etc stands in sharp relief against the more story-driven political and persistent universe of Babylon 5 where you got to truly know the races and politics in between them. No truly moral superior race or post-scarcity convenience. Just real politics and interaction.
It's just a pity that Babylon 5 fell into the same trap as most Sci-Fi, turning the aliens into humans wearing latex masks for all intents and purposes.
Yoghurt or cheese?
Strangely enough, Star Trek (TOS) was the only one of the two to actually have a non-human alien (Horta's for the win) when it practically invented the aliens with wierd forheads trope.
And Cheese, long live the cheesssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
And now I'm hungry.
Who would you rather live next door to, Dexter (the serial killer who only kills "bad guys"), or Robocop (and yes your house is in the splash radius)?
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Robocop. I know what I'm dealing with then.
Wangsty teenagers annoying you, or condensating old assholes annoying you?
ALSO; Happy new year, folks!
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Robocop. I know what I'm dealing with then.
Wangsty teenagers annoying you, or condensating old assholes annoying you?
ALSO; Happy new year, folks!
Haha, your typo for condescending made me think of condensation.... so, I have to pick that one. Condensed elderly, distilled for optimal crankiness.
But seriously, I'd rather deal with an old person being condescending to me. At least they've earned the right to be.
Complete power loss in a space escape pod, or complete power loss in a personal submersible (at a lethal-to-swim depth sitting on the ocean floor)?
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Space escape pod, preferably if it has some kind of windows.
Riches but known by all, or moderate wealth but with privacy intact?
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Complete power loss in a space escape pod, or complete power loss in a personal submersible (at a lethal-to-swim depth sitting on the ocean floor)?
This one makes my head hurt as I try to figure out what runs out first - air or heat for the space vehicle (assume similar quantities of breathable air remain in both cases ;) )
Riches but known by all, or moderate wealth but with privacy intact?
Are we talking Branson rich here? If so, lets go with riches... Virgle needs to happen!
Dark Chocolate or Milk Chocolate?
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Are we talking Branson rich here? If so, lets go with riches... Virgle needs to happen!
Dark Chocolate or Milk Chocolate?
Dark Chocolate. A less refined chocolate, for a more refined taste.
Elitist, ultra serious, and unfun asshole of an FC who decisively wins every fight ever?
or
Terrible-at-EVE (literally), hilariously funny, always drunk and jovial FC who's fleets make your stomach hurt from laughing?
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I would have chosen the hilarious always drunk FC because it made me think of Eran Mintor, but he was a good FC...
Bob Kane Batman or Frank Miller Batman ?