Okay, real talk time. I do not 100% remember making this post last night. If only this were the first time I've woken up hungover only to reread some of my writing and think "Wow, that is actually pretty racist."
N E WAYZ, my name is Felix. Well, its not, really. Its a pseudonym! But you can call me that. I'm a twenty-something agoraphobic from the East Coast, and I write as a means of astral projection. I am currently slowly going insane while conveniently located near a private university, where I excel in failure.
My character concept is almost horrifyingly cliche, ROYALTY WITH MORAL OBJECTIONS TRAPPED IN HIS OWN FAITH, etc. etc. Basically, I wanted to take as basic a concept as I could and see how complex I could make it. I hope you all won't find it too insufferable, I won't be delivering any tragic Greek soliloquy knockoffs...hopefully.
This is not my main, which may have been somewhat of a tactical error on my part, but Eve isn't particularly forgiving as it pertains to starting over, and my current main is already in a position to provide me with the brain-juice that only spreadsheets in space can provide. So I guess that makes me a troll of sorts, although a somewhat benign one? What I mean to say is, as much as I'd like nothing else, I won't be able to actually pew pew laz0rz with any of you. You'll have to settle for my quick wit and infectious personality!
God help you.
