So after a nasty little incident in a certain channel, I realized it might be good to explain why it upset me that a player invented some randomly generated statistic about the failures of a Tube Child program. This post isn't about that. this post is about the time I've spent working with the Tube Child PF and to show you what I've come up with to add and interpret. Hopefully this will help others appreciate the fact that others who play the role regularly do care what's said about the ancestry.Let's begin with the current PF:
Tube Child"
Acutely aware of the small population of the Caldari State versus the sprawling Gallente Federation a generation ago, the Deteis once utilized artificial procreation to increase their population. While this program is no longer sponsored by the State, the Tube Children of today were raised in inhospitable, government-run orphanages. Many are fiercely independent, strong individuals loyal to the Caldari State."
Tube Children are a Deteis ancestry, and Pf clearly states that it was originally designed to help grow the population unnaturally. After some time, the State stopped sponsoring the program. The orphanages of the day were inhospitable and government run. Yet despite these issues, the results are often fiercely independent and strong individuals.
Player Created Fiction Time!When the State stopped sponsoring the program (presumably this use of the word 'State' refers to CEP or related central organizations), who's to say those Megacorps that actually benefited and had good experiences with the program did not continue to sponsor their own similar programs? I see no reason why a specific corporation wouldn't decide to continue using it if they liked it before. The Tube Child program ceased to be something funded and run by the entire State as whole, and began to be something smaller and more varied among many Megacorporations.
So now we'd have multiple likely different programs being used by some (maybe not all) Megacorps to create new Tube Children. These different programs can be handled in various ways. Not all Tube Children are grown in the EVE version of a bacta tank. So let's look at the different ways they could be created:
- Genetic material is gathered and used to create a fetus from scratch.
- Genetic material is gathered from various sources, artificial fertilization of modified eggs takes place in a tube, the fetus is grown in a tank.
- Genetic material is gathered from sources and used to modify an egg and sperm before implantation in a surrogate mother
- Genetic engineering is used to modify a naturally conceived baby within the womb
- Genetic engineering and extreme training is used to modify a child after birth.
There's all sorts of other unlisted ways to create a not-very-natural kid. The first option conjures up images of horrific genetic failures and experimentation. Dark cloistered rooms with glowing bubbling tanks of fluid and half grown fetuses, zygotes, and tumor ridden failures. The products of these are probably the most horrific examples, and would likely populate Federation propaganda holos for entertainment.
The second option is likely by far the most common, giving name to the "Tube Child" program. They are conceived using harvested and modified eggs and sperm in tubes and grown in bigger tubes. Unlike the first option, they fare much better than 'made from scratch' attempts. This is also likely the choice the original program used, as it is more fitting for 'mass production' of children.
The third option uses an adult female to carry an implanted fetus to term. These programs are likely more risky and more expensive, possibly rooted in traditionalist belief that having a true mother would assist in the development of a child's psyche. This is something not many people conjure up when they think of the Tube Child program, as the presence of a mother figure in any way seems to be antithesis to the whole concept. Despite this, the surrogate mother is likely not present after the 'birth', and takes no part in the child's life. The child 'stock' from this option is also significantly smaller than Option 2, preventing it's reasonable use in re-population. It is however likely used for very specific training programs to create 'the ideal worker'.
Options four and five are, like 1, morally questionable. Unlike option 1, these two are not used to create mass numbers of workers, but to create the ideal worker. I can't imagine they are very popular or practical.
I wouldn't say that anyone but options 2 and 3 would be popular, effective, and/or anything less than classified. There is very little reason a Megacorp would make the existence of those programs public knowledge, but once you start down the path of creating humans in a lab... it's a slippery slope. There's bound to be some nasty programs out there.
UpbringingThe upbringing of a Tube Child can vary just as much as it's conception. Some Megacorps might set up foster care in specific cases, but I've imagined that most would simply run training camps. The word orphanage is a misnomer I prefer not to use, because it implies the children were abandoned by their parents or somehow lost their parents. Most Tube Children never had parents to speak of, and were created with the expectation not to. They aren't orphans.
Considering the cost that goes into creating the children, these training camps are likely very thorough and very brutal. These children are raised to high expectations or discarded if they fail. They are referred to as assets of the corp, not people with rights. Not yet at least. Despite this lack of compassion or freedom, these children are also exposed to some of the best training the Megacorp has to offer.
Those sorted into military roles are trained from childhood to fit the role, for example. These children, while afforded few liberties and room for error.. are trained to be the ultimate members of Caldari society.Of course, some facilities may be mismanaged, but most would be significant asset production centers of the sponsoring organization and treated to the appropriate levels of management respect.
Early childhood would likely be basic education and sorting to find each child's strength and weaknesses. Most eugenics elimination would occur at this stage if the facility does that. By the time the children reach the prepubescent stage, most genetic tampering and role sorting would be complete, and the children are pushed into specific training programs. Capsule candidates would have already been identified by this time. Those children who graduate their respective programs would likely have a green light and free ticket into one of the big three academies for further training.
The now adult tube-children who fail at this point would likely not be killed, but rather abandoned. They have no family, and no means of support after failing their corporation. This is perhaps the harshest example of State brutality to those who cannot cut it. There is literally no support for these people. Those who succeed likely find immediate work in a position long since reserved for them somewhere in the corporation or its subsidiaries.
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What Tube Children ARE:
Tube Children are Deteis artificially created in the Caldari State.
Tube Children are always Deteis.
Tube Children are assets of the corporation that created them until they find employment -and thus, citizenship.
Tube Children are raised in grueling training and indoctrination camps from birth until 'graduation'.
Tube Children are almost always fiercely independent and loyal, a product of the extremely competitive environment.
What Tube Child are NOT:
Tube Children are NOT clones.
Tube Children are NOT always created in a tube, nor always grown in a tank.
Tube Children are NOT typically emotionally, socially, mentally, or physically impaired. Those who are, are considered failures or rejects.
Tube Children are NOT always accepted in Caldari society. There are many who reject the idea of a Caldari without a natural family.
Tube Children are NOT a thing of the past. Megacorps could very reasonably still sponsor their own programs.
How do Tube Children feel?Like soft silky butter.
Seriously though, Tube Children likely feel very comfortable in their careers. Just because the Caldari force them into the position doesn't mean they are unhappy with it. Many Tube Children (like slaves) never knew anything but their intended role in life. They have no reason to want anything but where they are. It is only on exposure to the greater public that they begin to encounter problems fitting in.
Like all Caldari, Tube Children are crystal clear about what happens if they cause problems or make waves. While not all Tube Children enjoy their job, an overwhelming majority do it anyways and do it well. Social circles present the biggest issue to Tube Children when they are unable to use their merit and professional to advance, instead stymied by their lack of 'natural family'... something the deeply spiritual Caldari won't always look kindly on.
That said, Tube Children likely excel at their jobs far more frequently than natural born. For all the training and support given by their sponsors, they have had far longer to prepare and improve on their profession. This would be extremely difficult to overlook for any Tube Child employed in an actually meritocratic company. The more the company focuses on skill over nepotism, the more likely the Tube Child will advance far quicker than natural peers. This of course only worsens the social issues.
Capsuleer Tube Children are not just subject to the odd social upbringing they experienced, but also the stark culture shock of suddenly being exposed to the wider cluster. This explains why Tube Child capsuleers are often very different from one another, and very strange even to other Caldari.
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In short, Tube Children should not be passed off as little more than a re-population experiment. They aren't a failed program, and they aren't something terrible. They are a necessary evil of the State, and more often than not... they weren't so bad.