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EVE-Online RP Discussion and Resources => CCP Public Library => Topic started by: Seriphyn on 15 Jun 2012, 17:48
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http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Handheld_video_cameras#Illicit
In the Gallente Federation, especially since the formation of the Black Eagles, rumors abound of secret agents dressed in plain clothes using ordinary cameras to record tourists and even common citizens. According to the rumors, these agents are ethnic Gallente, typically wear brightly colored shirts, short pants, sunglasses, and are recording seemingly random and uninteresting scenes for hours at a time. The rumors put these agents at space ports and popular locations across the Federation, even on lightly populated fringe areas. Their true purpose, if they actually exist, is unknown.
:lol:
Made me laugh. So, if the Feds don't have the typical "men-in-black", what would the Gallente popular culture call these guys?
"Men-in-shirts"?
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Fruities.
Fruit police.
Pineapple handlers
Watermelon farmers
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what would the Gallente popular culture call these guys?
Gosakumori's Lost Boys.
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Tourists.
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Fascists.
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Well, yeah. Think about all those courier missions when the agent asks a capsuleer to go get their "cigarettes" or move "tourists".
You don't really think that's the full story, do you?
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Tourists.
Well, yeah. Think about all those courier missions when the agent asks a capsuleer to go get their "cigarettes" or move "tourists".
You don't really think that's the full story, do you?
At first :lol:
Then :eek:
Finally :yar:
I honestly think that would be awesome, if the 'tourists' are all undercover agents spying for various entities, unwittingly transported by bored Capsuleers >_>
That idea made my day.
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Go run a few courier missions now and think about what you're REALLY doing in those various cases.
"Ancient collector's weapons"? "Payroll records"? Yeah right.
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Tourists.
Well, yeah. Think about all those courier missions when the agent asks a capsuleer to go get their "cigarettes" or move "tourists".
You don't really think that's the full story, do you?
At first :lol:
Then :eek:
Finally :yar:
I honestly think that would be awesome, if the 'tourists' are all undercover agents spying for various entities, unwittingly transported by bored Capsuleers >_>
That idea made my day.
This is now head canon.
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Ah, finally, a rational explanation for all of those missions where one has to transport Kamieras for pre-deployment medical and psychological examinations at RSS and Quafe stations. :)
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"Sir, we have a messy...situation....in one of our stations."
"You know the drill. Send in a "Janitor" team to clean up. No witnesses."
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Federal Intelligence hmm?
Or perhaps something more sinister (http://backstage.eve-inspiracy.com/index.php?topic=588.0)...
Especially if they all look the same...
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Made me laugh. So, if the Feds don't have the typical "men-in-black", what would the Gallente popular culture call these guys?
"Vacationers" (http://fringe.wikia.com/wiki/Observers).
They are Sleeper/Jovian/Enheduanni vacationers. Sansha is also known to rock the occasional Hawaiian shirt. #truefacts
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http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Handheld_video_cameras#Illicit
In the Gallente Federation, especially since the formation of the Black Eagles, rumors abound of secret agents dressed in plain clothes using ordinary cameras to record tourists and even common citizens. According to the rumors, these agents are ethnic Gallente, typically wear brightly colored shirts, short pants, sunglasses, and are recording seemingly random and uninteresting scenes for hours at a time. The rumors put these agents at space ports and popular locations across the Federation, even on lightly populated fringe areas. Their true purpose, if they actually exist, is unknown.
:lol:
Made me laugh. So, if the Feds don't have the typical "men-in-black", what would the Gallente popular culture call these guys?
"Men-in-shirts"?
DODSON!! WE HAVE DODSON HERE!!
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DODSON!! WE HAVE DODSON HERE!!
lol, I got dino DNA everywhere :oops:
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The more I think about the "missions" capsuleers do the more my mind tells me:
"You know, for supposedly being the most powerful, influential and wealthy people in the cluster; capsuleers are remarkably gullible and make excellent lap dogs."
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DODSON!! WE HAVE DODSON HERE!!
lol, I got dino DNA everywhere :oops:
Try and catch it with this clever SHAVING CREAM CONTAINER.