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The Tyranny of Queen Synthia

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Arista Shahni:
The image of how the people of the kingdom live, I find, is particularly hilarious.

I believe the Naval Commander won out in the one-up war, as he wasn't digging ditches.

Vieve:
It's a shame they aren't having a Commemorative Picnic, though quite understandable, because the ants could have left behind suicide commandos who would surely assault the Royal Watermelon.

Arista Shahni:
I am sure her Majesty would not negotiate with Terrorists Ants either.  The picnic could be a Disaster.

Synthia:
The Committee of Moral Decency

"Majesty, the holoreel merchants we arrested are here."
"Show them In."
"As you wish, Majesty."

"You may speak in your Defence."
"Your majesty, please, we had no idea that pornographic holoreels were illegal"
"Silence."

"I have Examined the Material that you were Attempting to Import. I find the Content Unacceptable. For example: This Scene in This Holo Film. The female Participant Here, does not appear to be Particularly Enjoying the Activity. Similarly, in this Scene in This Holo Film, the male participant Here is not Smiling."
"You're punishing us because the actors in our holoreels didn't seem to be enjoying themselves?"
"Yes."
"I, umm"
"Silence."

"For your Actions, I have Decided that an appropriate Punishment is Confiscation and Destruction of the Offensive Holoreels, and a Tax on future Importation. Holoreels must be Inspected before they may be Sold."

By the Order of Queen Synthia:
The Possession, Production, Importation or Sale of Erotic Entertainment Material in which the Participants are, in the Opinion of the Committee of Moral Decency, Not Enjoying Themselves As Much As They Should Be, is henceforth Banned from This Date Forward. All Erotic Entertainment Material must be Approved by the Committee from This Date. It is Written.

Mitara Newelle:
 :lol: :P :psyccp:

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