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Jace

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #15 on: 09 Nov 2014, 19:50 »

Don't know of any sort of prevalence of zero-g environments in Eve, actually. We seem to have artificial gravity locked down, so any work or living space for capsuleers shouldn't require any zero-g amenities. Zero-G environments in Eve is quite probably limited to areas where you're moving high volume/mass items (docks, transport, some manufacturing locations etc etc) with normal gravity functions wherever you're likely to require hygiene facilities.

Don't forget the zero-g sex chambers a la Tony G.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #16 on: 09 Nov 2014, 20:19 »

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #17 on: 09 Nov 2014, 20:22 »

In the far future, genetic engineering will probably have removed the need for humans to poop.
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« Reply #18 on: 09 Nov 2014, 20:23 »

In the far future, genetic engineering will probably have removed the need for humans to poop.

You can take away our shit, but you can't take away our fart jokes! TYRANT!
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #19 on: 09 Nov 2014, 20:27 »

In the far future, genetic engineering will probably have removed the need for humans to poop.

Genetic engineering is a sin for Amarr. We must do it the natural way, as God intended.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #20 on: 09 Nov 2014, 20:48 »

I'm fairly sure he meant for it to be flung bare-handed with glee.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #21 on: 09 Nov 2014, 22:08 »

this is the worst thread
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« Reply #22 on: 10 Nov 2014, 01:14 »

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #23 on: 10 Nov 2014, 01:32 »

I actually wouldn't be surprised if this were a thing in New Eden:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximum_Absorbency_Garment

Especially in Gallente space.  :twisted:
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #24 on: 10 Nov 2014, 03:59 »

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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #25 on: 10 Nov 2014, 05:02 »

How about we don't shit on a mildly amusing thread, however niche the subject is? It's not exactly a subject covered in PF.

Behave, people.
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« Reply #26 on: 10 Nov 2014, 05:34 »

Relax Miz, I don't think anyone means it seriously. This thread stopped being serious somewhere around the mentioning of balloons.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #27 on: 10 Nov 2014, 06:02 »

How about we don't shit on a mildly amusing thread, however niche the subject is? It's not exactly a subject covered in PF.

Behave, people.

hurr, shit on. I get it.
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #28 on: 10 Nov 2014, 11:29 »

I'm guessing capsuleers can go in their pods but what about when they are out of their pod? Wood is an extravagance in space. I assume they would use a bidet or something similar. Maybe their toilets are inside their showers? Been skimming through the books and wiki and can't seem to find anything. I just hope the only solution is not "Get a fedo". That would just be repulsive to think about. Is there any mention of toiletries in EVE prime fiction?
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Re: Space Toiletries
« Reply #29 on: 10 Nov 2014, 15:41 »

Pooping in space is srs bsns.
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