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Seriphyn

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The Expendables
« on: 18 Aug 2010, 13:15 »

Fuck plot.

Watch this film. It has gratuitous amounts of testosterone, and total badassness from Jason Statham.

I wasn't even sure why they were going in to the final showdown at the end, but I didn't care. That's how awesome it is.

There's also a pretty damn well-acted monologue from Mickey Rourke near the end of the 2nd act.
« Last Edit: 18 Aug 2010, 13:18 by Seriphyn »
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Alexander Rykis

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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #1 on: 18 Aug 2010, 23:07 »

I would go gay for Jason Statham.

And Jude Law.
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Lord Maximullis

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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #2 on: 19 Aug 2010, 05:44 »

I would go gay for Lemmy.
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Alexander Rykis

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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #3 on: 19 Aug 2010, 17:50 »

And I would go see this but...

This has to be the most ass-random assortment of failed and successful movie stars cast in a single film in a while
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #4 on: 19 Aug 2010, 18:02 »

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Jonathan Morrison

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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #5 on: 20 Aug 2010, 01:14 »

I knew from watching the trailers that it was just going to be a ridiculous action movie, but with that much awesome I could care less for how well it is written or not written.

Still have plans to go see it this weekend.. can't wait.
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lallara zhuul

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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #6 on: 20 Aug 2010, 04:41 »

If you haven't seen the Expendables you are not allowed to talk about the Expendables.

Its like god and his pamphlet, if you don't believe the whole thing you're not allowed to talk about it.
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