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EVE-Online RP Discussion and Resources => EVE OOC Summit => Topic started by: Ken on 03 Jan 2011, 14:53
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Backstage lives! Happy New Year to all!
Any predictions for YC113 (storyline/expansions/events)?
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eve is dying
macros are the new "it thing"
north and south will befriend and go against the empires
Jita will collapse into a blackhole
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Jovians will continue their unchallenged reign of culpability.
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I become Kuvakei's caddy.
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A
debilitating bug game mechanic that allows players to run incursion sites with a handful of ships is discovered, making harvesting CONCORD LP the new FW.
CCP finally introduces treaties and such, then discover that they have only produced a system which promotes growth of more large blocs, alienating young players who feel they are unable to produce a force capable of countering these blocs. Meanwhile, bittervet syndrome continues to spread as the calls for fixing of old features grow ever louder.
Meanwhile, the IGS gets renamed the PMS (Propoganda and Mouth-running Summit) in an attempt to more accurately portray its content, and "Ideas and Features Dicussion" is renamed "READ THE LIST OF THINGS SUGGESTED ALREADY, DAMMIT!"
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All the above seem rather... umm... to much for a single year. I think you could have stopped at the first line.
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WIS will arrive!
Well.
Or there will be at least a dev blog about it.
Maybe 2!
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Incarna is going to be a summer release, probably June.
I have spoken.
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The live events team will jack up the Sansharawr stuff for a while, then they'll drop from the face of the earth when asked to do something other than bandwagon stuff. I give them four months tops.
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EVE/CCP will continue to suply the world with even more bittervets :P
I might undock with the intention of actually fireing guns and missiles again...
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Asteroids will finally get their revenge upon evil miners.
Mainland China will be re-introduced to TQ.
Draektrain will be nerfed.One can only hope.
The Guristas will rise up and destroy the State.
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There will be an assassination attempt on Empress Jamyl that'll almost work. A recently freed Palace slave will be the fall guy. This will set back reforms everywhere but Ammatar, where Ardishapur will increasingly look like the next best thing to sliced bread.
Heth will publicly anoint a successor. There will be protests. There will be speculation. A lot of people will argue about how meritocracy and dynastic tendencies shouldn't mix and/or are the next best thing to sliced bread. (For bonus freak out points, he'll anoint an Intaki.)
CONCORD will get their hands on a cache of blueprints for a frigate-through-battleship line of EOM ships that appear to be a blend of Amarr and Gallente technology. Fearing that the EOM will actually start flying armor tanked drone-and-blaster monstrosities instead of their current explody-crates, CONCORD will release these blueprints to the capsuleer market. Each capsuleer purchasing one of these blueprints will also receive a free loaf of sliced bread to use for target practice.
Walking in Stations may arrive by September. I'll finally get comfortable with my characters' appearance around December, just before an update forces me to redo them. And possibly eat some sliced bread.
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I become Kuvakei's caddy.
Best. SG-1. Episode. Ever.
Kuvakei: How far away is Antem anyway?
Ghost Hunter: Several billion miles, Master.
Kuvakei: That's gotta be a record.
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I become Kuvakei's caddy.
Best. SG-1. Episode. Ever.
Kuvakei: How far away is Antem anyway?
Ghost Hunter: Several billion miles, Master.
Kuvakei: That's gotta be a record.
Soter: KUVAKEI WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING
Kuvakei misses the ball
Kuvakei: In the middle of MY INVASION?!
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Nation will be defeated in a major battle
Kuvakei will retire to a remote planet and play golf with the remaining true slaves
Soter will accidently be hit by a bus
Tibus heth will fall down a set of stairs and die.
Ishukone will emerge as a bigger megacorp then Kaalakiota.
The cartel will secretly emerge as the 6th empire and be recognized by Concord.
CONCORD will then be disaasembled and Chribba and his alliance will then take over as a replacement for CONCORD.
Jita 4-4 will become its own solar system.
Degen will continue to whine but will recieve a free supply of vodka courtesy of the Queen.
Aria will be cleared of her negative sec status
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Any predictions for YC113 (storyline/expansions/events)?
The storyline will only advance one week either side of expansions.