Backstage - OOC Forums

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

that the Minmatar military specifically recruits hardened criminals for service in its elite Valklear units, and that many of the Republic's most senior officers were originally recruited in this way?

Pages: [1] 2

Author Topic: Battle Fedos  (Read 4523 times)

IzzyChan

  • Omelette
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 288
  • 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat
    • IzzyBlog
Battle Fedos
« on: 27 May 2010, 21:00 »


Discuss.
Logged

Indahar

  • Stare Dad
  • Clonejack
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 45
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #1 on: 27 May 2010, 21:33 »
Where can I find them? What can I learn from them? Why is my life so empty?
Logged
Taylor Swift is My Goddess

Casiella

  • Demigod
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3723
  • Creation is so precious, and greed so destructive.
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #2 on: 27 May 2010, 21:43 »
Hm. Sounds like a prototypical Star Wars story, sometimes with the Empire substituted.
Logged

Gottii

  • A Booty-full Mind
  • Veteran
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1024
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #3 on: 27 May 2010, 21:44 »
My parents were killed by battle fedos!  I became a pirate to get my revenge!
Logged
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'"
― Isaac Asimov

Koronakesh

  • Guest
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #4 on: 28 May 2010, 08:10 »
CCP killed my parents.  :cry:
Logged

Kohiko Sun

  • Duckling
  • Egger
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 165
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #5 on: 28 May 2010, 11:41 »
Quote from: Casiella on 27 May 2010, 21:43
Hm. Sounds like a prototypical Star Wars story, sometimes with the Empire substituted.
"I'm an orphan. I killed my parents. I joined the Empire (faction of your choice) to do it as a member of the Parental Execution Squad. In fact, I had so much fun that I just kept killing parents. I killed my friend's parents, your friend's parents, and your own, too; you just haven't gotten the insurance payment yet. It's an important job, and the dental plan is great."  --bio we used as Stormtroopers slightly modified to fit EVE
Logged
Will work for pretty sig.

Havohej

  • Friendly Neighborhood Forum Admin
  • Veteran
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1671
  • Ex-convict
    • EWF Digital Consulting
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #6 on: 28 May 2010, 13:04 »
Quote from: Koronakesh on 28 May 2010, 08:10
CCP killed my parents.  :cry:
So I went to Canuckistan to learn to be a ninja and kill people with non-lethal means because I don't want to kill like my parents were killed because killing is wrong.
Logged

Twitter
Quote from: scagga on 21 Apr 2010, 13:00
This is a forum on steroids tbh. The rate at which content worth reading is being generated could get you pregnant.

The Cosmopolite

  • Lord of Misrule
  • Wetgraver
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 74
    • eve-chatsubo OOC Forums
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #7 on: 28 May 2010, 13:21 »
I wrote a story with a killer fedo in it once...

Cosmo
Logged

Vieve

  • Guest
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #8 on: 28 May 2010, 15:50 »
Dad was a Fedo killer, so Mom and I, uh, defected to the State to seek revenge.
Logged

Havohej

  • Friendly Neighborhood Forum Admin
  • Veteran
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1671
  • Ex-convict
    • EWF Digital Consulting
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #9 on: 28 May 2010, 23:56 »
My father was... a battlefedo.  And a fiend.  And one night he goes off crazier than usual.  Mommy gets the tribbles to defend herself.  He doesn't like that.  Not... one... bit.  So - me watching - he takes the fedo-knife to the her, laughing while he does it.  Turns to me and he says, "Why so pleasant-smelling, son?"
Logged

Twitter
Quote from: scagga on 21 Apr 2010, 13:00
This is a forum on steroids tbh. The rate at which content worth reading is being generated could get you pregnant.

Ghost Hunter

  • Sansha's True Citizen ; TS-F Overseer
  • The Mods
  • Veteran
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1374
  • True Power without limit!
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #10 on: 29 May 2010, 00:22 »
Quote from: Havohej on 28 May 2010, 23:56
My father was... a battlefedo.  And a fiend.  And one night he goes off crazier than usual.  Mommy gets the tribbles to defend herself.  He doesn't like that.  Not... one... bit.  So - me watching - he takes the fedo-knife to the her, laughing while he does it.  Turns to me and he says, "Why so pleasant-smelling, son?"

Logged
Ghost > So yes, she was Ghost's husband-
Ashar > So Ghost was a gay Caldari and she went through tranny surgery
Ghost > Wait what?
Ashar > Ghosts husband.
Ghost > No she was - Oh god damnit.

He ate all of them
We Form Moderation
For Nation

Lillith Blackheart

  • Pod Captain
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 533
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #11 on: 29 May 2010, 08:56 »
I still think it would be better if the battle fedos killed his parents and he was out for revenge.
Logged

Esna Pitoojee

  • Keeper of the Harem
  • Demigod
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2095
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #12 on: 30 May 2010, 00:07 »
I'm trying to decide of those are knives or machine guns on their backs.
Logged
Quote from: Arvo Katsuya on 20 Sep 2010, 11:09
I like the implications of Gallentians being punched in the face by walking up to a Minmatar as they so freely use another person's culture as a fad.

Arvo Katsuya

  • Noble Appliance
  • Egger
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 177
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #13 on: 30 May 2010, 00:23 »
One's a knife, the other is a tank gun... in the form of a straw.
Logged

IzzyChan

  • Omelette
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 288
  • 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat
    • IzzyBlog
Re: Battle Fedos
« Reply #14 on: 30 May 2010, 09:10 »
Quote from: Arvo Katsuya on 30 May 2010, 00:23
One's a knife, the other is a tank gun... in the form of a straw.

Yus. One of those razor blade knives and a pea shooter.  Dangerouuuuuuuussssss.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2
« previous next »