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Welcome! => Reception => Topic started by: Ono Todako on 03 Jul 2014, 17:13
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Been lurking for a couple days in The Standing Place, spoke up a couple times in OOC, and thought I'd check in here as well. New to Eve as of a few months and thought I'd try RP with my new Mining alt. I think it might be fun to liven up the hours spent spinning around rocks by getting dramatic ;)
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How now, cousin? Come to ply the players trade? ;)
Spirits keep you, until we meet in space.
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Ah, new people! And Minmatar - welcome!
Please go through the double doors ahead. On the hallway to the right you will find coffee and/or doughnuts. On the left, drugs and/or other fun stuff of your preference. When you are done, please proceed through the large metal door ahead labelled "community welcome party". Please ignore any scratched-out labels that might say "slave intake processing center." These are outdated and not to be bothered with. :twisted:
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Is it still illegal to test makeup on fledgling Minmatar? If not, ignore what he said about the processing center. A Gallentean's gotta make bank somehow, and I'm only willing to violate my moral code in a select few ways.
But in seriousness, welcome! Always good to have someone new around.
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Please ignore any scratched-out labels that might say "slave intake processing center." These are outdated and not to be bothered with.
But do inform the attentands if you have any solid-state cranial implants, head-mounted neural jacks, or metal fillings; they interfere with the celebratory electroshocks.
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Welcome.