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EVE-Online RP Discussion and Resources => EVE Corporation and Alliance Development => Topic started by: Anskek on 02 Jan 2015, 14:30
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Scope Works is what happens when casuals, carebears, and really shitty players learn to pvp badly and helicopter dunk anyone who gets in our way by sheer luck. We've cleared highsec gate camps, dunked on ~elite pvp~ nerds, and make people angry simply be existing.
We need moar peeps to shoot shit. Yes I know this is the worst recruitment thread ever but I can't be arsed cause I'd rather be playing Eve instead.
WHAT WE DO:
-Medium+ gang sized pvp
-PvE fleets for SHEKELS
-Capital/BLOPS
-SRP
-Professional Haberdashery lessons
-Shenanigan Ops
WHAT WE NEED
-5 mil SP minimum
-Members who love GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
-Proactive Nerds (be an expert in something in Eve, Teach Nerds, Lead Nerds, talk with Corp, don't just be solo all the time)
-Willingness to Learn (If you welp a thing and learn from it, good. If you welp a thing and don't learn, stop being bad)
-Thick skin
CEO: Anslo :psyccp:
KB: https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98300350/
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Scope Works
Where you will get to learn how to tank in a SB against Elite Pvp
https://zkillboard.com/kill/42976609/
Where you will enjoy the funnier things; like knowing the POS password to do this
https://zkillboard.com/kill/42590683/
And learn how to use scouts unlike this
https://zkillboard.com/kill/43137354/
Scope works, for the drunken hooligan in all of us
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As a note. We aren't really RP focused. Someone made a backstory but whatever. We don't care how or what you RP. Just don't do it where you try to put us all under one faction umbrella or something.
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-Professional Haberdashery lessons
wat
-Willingness to Learn (If you welp a thing and learn from it, good. If you welp a thing and don't learn, stop being bad)
kekAs a note. We aren't really RP focused. Someone made a backstory but whatever. We don't care how or what you RP. Just don't do it where you try to put us all under one faction umbrella or something.
Confirming SWCW is Sansha loyalist corp
EDIT: Don't get mad, you knew I'd troll it when you posted it. <3
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NOOO!!!
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YAAAASSSSSSSS
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Wait... who still supports sansha in scope works? thought they all left. :ugh:
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Wait... who still supports sansha in scope works? thought they all left. :ugh:
Your boss (sekritly :o )
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NOOO!!!!! LIES!
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Fuck Sansha.
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Fuck Sansha.
u ever wonder if he got da booti?
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Nasty booty
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Now now Anslo, be nice ^^ Master Kuvakei has an outstanding behind.
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Shut up you're not my real dad
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Did the test say that?
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Confirming I am Anslo's real dad.
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That explains a lot.... :roll:
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God dammit Havo.
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Sanshlol > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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All of my hate.
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Does this mean I can call you a toaster on comms?
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No, no it doesn't. Because I am not one.
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(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/44486751.jpg)
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heh sure.....
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What the fuck is that sheep I don't even
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Bringing sheep to slaughter?
:eek:
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Wow FC
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could be worse.... ya haven't had me fc yet....
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Are YOU my FC?
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Should hope not.
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NO NOT HAVIN CONFIDENCE
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Not really lacking confidence, only done PvP for like 6 months honestly. more so inexperienced.
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Sanshlol > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
omg rofl :cube:
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Not really lacking confidence, only done PvP for like 6 months honestly. more so inexperienced.
You'll do fine.
EDIT for clarity: You should have a good handle, after 6 months' pvp experience, of the different classes of ships and what their bonuses are. Just make sure you're familiar with current metas is all. No sweat.
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Ya, I more so want to see more things in action before I try to really do it.
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OH WHAT UP RANCER !? MIND IF WE CRASH HERE A FEW WEEKS??!
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Nice change of scenery, new targets, can't really complain
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And then suddenly Ishtars and Guardians.
FC.
I believe this means war.
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Ishtar's and guardians....isn't that all what eve is at the moment?
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You forgot tengus and archons
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Don't hate on #apexforce
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https://zkillboard.com/kill/43780515/
ELITE PVP
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https://zkillboard.com/br/22633/
Diggity Dunked On. Join Scope Works and you too can space jam \o/
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Lots of shiny ships! Now with more 'Yarr!!'
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Lots of shiny ships! Now with more 'Yarr!!'
Yarr harr fiddle de dee do what you want b------ WAIT A MINUTE I'M NOT A PIRATE!
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your about as much a pirate as I am....
:yar:
Yarr...
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On a more serious note, I do wanna give a shout out to all of our members in Scope Works. It’s close to our one year anniversary as a corp, and like..what 2 years being together through NPC corp? Been one hell of a wild ride :D
In particular I wanna give a bit shout out to all the RPers who’ve joined us and/or supported us in one way or another (be it combat, isk, or simply morale). You’ve all done a bad ass job and really grown as pvpers and FC’s. I’m proud of each and every one of you standing up in the face of adversity (see what I did thar) against those who said you and this corp would go nowhere and never amount to anything.
Avio, you and I met and talked more when you were in a pretty bad state of mind. I’m insanely and absolutely proud of how far you’ve come as a player and a person. Your ability to FC, your willingness to learn, and your persistence in always fighting the good fight make you a damn good person.
Liuni, you snarky bitch. I was hesitant to have you fly with us for obvious reasons, but you proved me wrong. Your ability to FC and learn quickly are impressive. I’m happy as fuck you’re flying with us (despite the derp) and hope you stay around. You’re always there for everyone, especially me. Thank you.
Saerin…ooooh Saerin. You annoy the ever living fuck out of me but you too have grown. I don’t think Scope Works would be Scope Works without you now!
Trensk, fix your god damn computer and get back in the game you jerk.
Osyn, never not post. Ever. God bless you ya brilliant bastard.
Deitra, you haven’t been with us too long, but holy crap are you efficient. Your skills in everything from indy to combat/tackle never cease to amaze me. I hope you’ll be around with us for a long while!
It’s not quite the year anniversary yet, but what the hell why not? We reject your temporal reality and substitute our own. Here’s to another year of New Eden not being able to Cope with the Scope!
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On a more serious note, I do wanna give a shout out to all of our members in Scope Works. It’s close to our one year anniversary as a corp, and like..what 2 years being together through NPC corp? Been one hell of a wild ride :D
In particular I wanna give a bit shout out to all the RPers who’ve joined us and/or supported us in one way or another (be it combat, isk, or simply morale). You’ve all done a bad ass job and really grown as pvpers and FC’s. I’m proud of each and every one of you standing up in the face of adversity (see what I did thar) against those who said you and this corp would go nowhere and never amount to anything.
Avio, you and I met and talked more when you were in a pretty bad state of mind. I’m insanely and absolutely proud of how far you’ve come as a player and a person. Your ability to FC, your willingness to learn, and your persistence in always fighting the good fight make you a damn good person.
Liuni, you snarky bitch. I was hesitant to have you fly with us for obvious reasons, but you proved me wrong. Your ability to FC and learn quickly are impressive. I’m happy as fuck you’re flying with us (despite the derp) and hope you stay around. You’re always there for everyone, especially me. Thank you.
Saerin…ooooh Saerin. You annoy the ever living fuck out of me but you too have grown. I don’t think Scope Works would be Scope Works without you now!
Trensk, fix your god damn computer and get back in the game you jerk.
Osyn, never not post. Ever. God bless you ya brilliant bastard.
Deitra, you haven’t been with us too long, but holy crap are you efficient. Your skills in everything from indy to combat/tackle never cease to amaze me. I hope you’ll be around with us for a long while!
It’s not quite the year anniversary yet, but what the hell why not? We reject your temporal reality and substitute our own. Here’s to another year of New Eden not being able to Cope with the Scope!
Anslo is Leaq'ing
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Why do I even try... :bash:
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https://zkillboard.com/br/22633/
Diggity Dunked On. Join Scope Works and you too can space jam \o/
That BR seems to indicate that only one of your logi had whoredrones deployed :o
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Yeah he was MIA half the fleet the fucker. The other stayed to save our ass.
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Your fearless leader:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/32/e1/a4/32e1a4e06ba8e7e1960a5937c127cdbe.jpg)
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Jace come adventure with us.
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Jace come adventure with us.
I dun play EVE anymore. I just say silly things on Backstage.
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U suc
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That's why they pay me the big bucks.
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Hue
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https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98300350/
FC WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE CAP AND SUPER CAP KILLS?! JOIN SCOPE WOOOOORKS.
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https://zkillboard.com/br/23148/
THE BRAWLS JUST GET DANKER FC
JOIN SCOPE WORKS
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Big things coming soon FC's, stay tuned for leaqs and GOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooOOOOooold~~~
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Corp sux, wud not join kekekekekekekekeke
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#KingsofBlackRise
Ohai Cal/Gal, tiem to dunk <3
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Corp sux, wud not join kekekekekekekekeke
Haven't been in a ton of corps but its one of the better ones I've been in, just about always something to do, good people on comms( alliance or corp) definitely worth a shot at least.
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#KingsofBlackRise
Ohai Cal/Gal, tiem to dunk <3
Ok I kinda feel old here but.....wtf is this dunk/dunking bs you speak of?
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Dunking. Hazing. Reking. Shreking. Roflstomping. Owning.
Blowing shit up.
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What happened to Rancer?
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Dunking. Hazing. Reking. Shreking. Roflstomping. Owning.
Blowing shit up.
Ahhh. Well why couldn't you just say that?
Damn kids these days.....whatever happened to omgwtfbbqpwnd?
/me grabs walker and exits thread.
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What happened to Rancer?
We got bored.
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I'm guessing the people you went to Rancer to fight pretty much stopped giving up fights? How long did that take?
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Day 1: SASH and DT blued each other
Day 2: SASH goes vexors and augs, we go naug and guardian cause we're literally outnumbered 3:1. They reship to the same number, but ishtars and guardians with a DT dread bomb on standby
Day 3: Fuck it we werent gonna go ham but you leave us no choice. Supers deployed.
Day 4: DT and SASH stop logging in so much
Day 7: Start seeing SASH and DT cyno away from the area, with very few even bothering to log in.
Day 10: FC WHERES THE CONTENT
We just wanna gief hugs :(
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LOL @ Day 4.
Where stands the divine and holy mission against that one blob threatening all the (lowsec) things?
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Well, NOC's down a couple supers and staying in Syndicate, so yay. Shadow Cartel isn't growing as much now. Have some allies that are OPSEC assisting in the dunking of certain assets.
The super ring broke up a bit due thanks to some other nerds so yay. Right now we're trying to recruit corps and build up cap/super power to start plowing into nerds and making lowsec not shit. It's a slow process, but it's working.
Dem dank Nyx killz. Erryday.
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Lowsec was never shit, where I've been. Literally log in, get a kill in half an hour, log off and get some sleep. It's perfect for boat murderers that have big boy problems like families and work.
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And we have "big boy" problems too. We just go harder in our free time ;)
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https://zkillboard.com/alliance/864733958/
Said hi to the neighbors. Dank frags. Erryday.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0aHeEqMnsc&feature=youtu.be
Video from the linked BR above. Also just had a nice brawl with Snuffed Out. We finally managed to break their reps on a few key nerds and they bailed. Still was fun.
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Worst corp evar
0/10 Corp
Goons don't even want
CEO called me a bad name, thus scope is bad
Y u no elitle pvp anslol? Y u such bad?
(Please don't boot me from corp for this post ._.)
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Ran into a large Sniggwaffe AF fleet. Fleet hazed. Gud times.
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We accidentallyd a PL/WAFFLES fleet Saturday. That was fun \o/
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I like waffles.
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Breaking News. SWCW volunteered for Jove offensive fleet. CEO confirmed calling bullshit on entire affair. More at 11.
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Cal and Gal mil came at us. Good fights. Good new alliance. Jubilation \o/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrgq9GiD2N4
Relevant to recent operations.
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At first I was like "Okay, that's cute. ._."
Then when it said "It doesn't have to be a poco" I fucking lost it lmao
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I... don't get it. :ugh:
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I... don't get it. :ugh:
.....o\
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I... don't get it. :ugh:
That's okay, Anslo hasn't seen the movie yet either.
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ATLEAST I GOT THE REFERENCE WOW GUISE OK SCREW THIS
IM MAKING A FORMAL COMPLAINT TO SILVER AND THE ADMINS I AM BEING TARGETED MOD ABUSE STOP OPPRESSING ME GRR MORWEN GRR SILVER GRR ELITISTS GRR RP I DEMAND AN APOLOGY I DEMAND LYN BE A MOD AND OTHER MODS BE BANNED I DEMAND A BACON CHEESEBURGER I DEMAND REVENGE GRR TSF GRR SCOPE GRR ALEXYLVA GRR OOC I WILL HAVE MY REVENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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I feel left out :(
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I don't get it....
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Here I was expecting Havo might've gotten to it first, but...
... lol.
(Just to clarify, Anslo's not really being serious.)
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How did he not use the word "shitler" in that entire parody rant? :psyccp:
EDIT: For the record, I was late to post because of :ultrasound:. It's a girl! :D Tesla Róisín Ross, will be coming in hot some time around July 2-4!
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BABY! Congrats!
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CONGRATS HAVO YOU SHITLER, WE'RE STILL RECRUITING DESPITE MOD TYRANNY, I ALSO HAVE MEADE.
HI MOM.
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Thanks, both of you :)
I'd (re)join, Anslo, but:
1. I'm not subscribed atm and
2. I already fake-applied to join I-RED.
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Pffffffffffffffffft. Can I-RED get frags like we did last night?
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Don't mind me.
I'm just here to join in on the Mod oppression.
The reason for this is my sorrow at finding out that Havo is neither the non fictional Clay Davis nor Proposition Joe.
I am disappoint.
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Thanks, both of you :)
I'd (re)join, Anslo, but:
1. I'm not subscribed atm and
2. I already fake-applied to join I-RED.
I guess they will not be able to Hav-a-hej.
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Thanks, both of you :)
I'd (re)join, Anslo, but:
1. I'm not subscribed atm and
2. I already fake-applied to join I-RED.
I guess they will not be able to Hav-a-hej.
I
:eek:
this
:ugh:
wat
:bash:
Anyway we're still recruiting and still getting all the dank frags \o/ Join us!
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Pffffffffffffffffft. Can I-RED get frags like we did last night?
It's okay ICly we don't recruit people who are on our baddy list. Sorry Havo. I still luv ya even if you fake-apply to us. :cube:
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What if I resub and have Havo issue an epic formal apology to the cluster at large for his nefarious and heinous deeds of the past?
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https://zkillboard.com/kill/45030275/
He wanted an easy kill.
Luckily so did we.
lel
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What if I resub and have Havo issue an epic formal apology to the cluster at large for his nefarious and heinous deeds of the past?
Havo can certainly join I-RED in accordance to the following requirements:
• He must allow the removal of any Sansha-affiliated cybernetic augmentations under I-RED supervision
• He must accept JFR as his new lord and savior (step aside Papa Kuvakei)
• He will love the JFR; he will worship the JFR
• He must allow Kat to buttkiss him
• He must enter a psychological rehabilitation program under I-RED supervision
Only then may Havo join I-RED.
:cube:
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[mod]Reminder: This is a Scope Works recruiting thread.[/mod]
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(http://i.imgur.com/9lJMwp5.jpg)
SCOPE WORKS IS RECRUITING
(http://i.imgur.com/NSK3nxz.jpg)
AND SO IS OE
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Would OE take an inactive 1-man corp? If not, please take me back Anslo, I promise I'll be a good egg! :(
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Hit me up on gchat and we'll see :P
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Scope works best works
Someone join and cuddle meh ;_______;
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I tried cuddling you when I was there, Foley, but boners kept making it awkward.
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I tried cuddling you when I was there, Foley, but boners kept making it awkward.
Good awkward or bad awkward? Regardless if you come back to scope or not, I miss you in game Havo.
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I'd love Havohej, even if he joined Scope Works.
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I tried cuddling you when I was there, Foley, but boners kept making it awkward.
Wait what
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Havo D:
Come back to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;______________; i cri erytiem
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Gallente and E-Uni removed from glorious new HQ of stronk Osti)))
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http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/2zetgq/oe_vs_sc_lowsec_brawl/
Look mah, we're more famous.
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http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=28087154
http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/303mbw/sc_archons_blazed_in_home_system_after_returning/
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL OE CAPITAL OPERATION
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https://zkillboard.com/br/32850/
Grr Goons :cry:
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#rekt. (http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.23714961.1120/flat,550x550,075,f.u2.jpg)
Seriously though, I know how much having that kind of fleet dropped on you sucks. Blood for the blood god etc etc.
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We had a sun bounce. Saved most of us. None of my guys had ever experienced the glory of a sun bounce. We land and they're like wait where the hell are w-HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT WHY AM I MOVING AT 2384729034854426357 m/s HOLY SHIT JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING.
All while I'm laughing like a mad man remember capitals at sun spots doing station fly bys.
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Look. Look at that shitfleet. This is why goons fail. They don't bring NEARLY enough tackle. Fucking scrubs.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/30gcui/scfwiends_get_space_jammed_by_8urnt_et_al/
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL DOOMCHINCHILLA CAPITAL OPERATION
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(https://i.imgur.com/AAFevU9.jpg)
And a bit of celebratory propaganda.
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Assuming non-triage pantheon? Because otherwise ECCM seems sort of redundant.
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How the fuck did you get your shitty corp logo so close to the top of that column?
Shenanigans!
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OUR FIRST 1 TRIL KILLS
https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98300350/
\o/
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How the fuck did you get your shitty corp logo so close to the top of that column?
Shenanigans!
Also cause you need to get gud.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz30vca7pq0
Best Recruitment Video 2015
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https://twitter.com/ansloscope/status/583723282408415232
OE is now role playing as anti-drifter wreckingball fleet.
Scope Works recruiting Drifter haters \o/
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(http://i.imgur.com/SuJ1Tch.gif)
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"ANNOYING GIF HERE"
Anslo, on a scale of pants on head to drooling; how many times were you dropped on your head? <3
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Still recruiting space friends for free-form interpretive role playing.
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(http://i.imgur.com/3DuW65a.jpg?1)
https://zkillboard.com/br/36085/
We wreck in frigs and dessies too :p
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These 'people.'
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(http://i.imgur.com/v1Zlt9M.gif)
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See, if that is what you expect it is a good thing I never joined. My PVP is like:
(http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fail-gif-shopping-cart.gif)
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See, if that is what you expect it is a good thing I never joined. My PVP is like:
(http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fail-gif-shopping-cart.gif)
So fail that no metaphor was included in the post.
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See, if that is what you expect it is a good thing I never joined. My PVP is like:
(http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fail-gif-shopping-cart.gif)
So fail that no metaphor was included in the post.
Simile* :lol:
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See, if that is what you expect it is a good thing I never joined. My PVP is like:
(http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/fail-gif-shopping-cart.gif)
So fail that no metaphor was included in the post.
Simile* :lol:
Rekt by Kala's grammatical prowess
(http://i.imgur.com/pHvpBxx.gif)
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Null pvpers, null bears and an idiot with a dread down. Awww yssss
.https://zkillboard.com/character/92591480/
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Dank frags, dank RP
Go go Scope!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cx8Ac44RL4&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cx8Ac44RL4&feature=youtu.be)
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This corporation is too C 8) 8) L for me.
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This corporation is too C 8) 8) L for me.
Piff we would probably take you in a heart beat Che :P dat RP-pvp
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https://zkillboard.com/br/37931/
Unfortunately the other domi/mega got away and their logi.
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Do you have a recruitment/PR comm?
If someone wants to join up, who should they get in contact with?
Do you have any recruitment posters?
(http://i.imgur.com/R09Gbvc.jpg)
What do you think?
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Do you have a recruitment/PR comm?
If someone wants to join up, who should they get in contact with?
Do you have any recruitment posters?
What do you think?
Hi there! Anslo has removed himself from backstage; however if you mail him directly he can answer all questions. While I do post a lot for scope works I'm not an officer because god no....noooooo nope.